Jessica Simpson shows off her cleavage again

Wow. Whats Joe charge for her services?

I used to think there was something to this woman. Now its really sad. And Mr Mayer loves her for her brains no doubt….she is a caricature of a human being these days

Despite all of her faults, this chick once again proves that boobs are still awesome and that they make everything better … too bad I don’t have any to show to my probation officer …

Mia – that sounds like fun. Can I lick it too?

Geez, we need more men leaving comments on here.
1. She finally realized that the only thing shes good for is her nice thick tits and ass

2. Otherwise shes useless, ask Nick, he married her so he could hit it, got sick of her, now hes banging half the world

3. Shes hot as balls, I would tie her to a bed and screw her for a week. Whenever she opened her mouth Id yelled “Speak when spoken to!” and shove my dick in her mouth

Douche is a French word meaning pOnk.

Or maybe it’s just synonymous with pOnk.

She’s gorgeous! And the dress is gorgeous. All you haters are just jealous ‘coz you’re ugly! I love her dress, I wonder where I can get a knock-off of that, I’d love to wear that that dress – maybe at knee length and not that long.

Hate the fake tan and she still looks fat

Is there any particular reason she’s trying to look like Jessica Rabbit?

Reynolds Aluminum called, they want their tin foil back.

#104 lol!

I’d tie her to the bed and just stand at the foot of it wearing a dirty canvas hood staring silently at her about an hour. That would definitely blow her gourd! Then I’d leave and pick up some cheap Chinese food.

Where’s John Mayer when you need it …

Alright, a pair of papa Joe tits, nice rack. But what the hell is on her face? She looks old…dirty…and that stupid pout, yuck!

There’s a pretty obvious line between classy and trashy. She crossed that line long ago and it looks like she’s never going back! I mean really, there’s a way to show off the tatas and look hot without having them hanging out or crammed into a top that is way too small! No class, so sad. And don’t give me any crap about “costume this and that”…she looks like a clown every day.

*gasp*
there is another pam anderson in the world!!

damn!! that hoe wanted to squirt everybody down..know what I’m sayin’..kapow..aw yeahh

PARIS BEHIND BARS!

EVERYONE PLEASE GO TO THE LINK PROVIDED BY boudicca AND SIGN THE PETITION TO PUT PARIS AWAY.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Parisbehindbars/index.html

Case solved.

She’s Black.

Nice teeth. That reminds me, I need more chicklets. And wax lips.

She’s gradually making the transition into porn. Actually it isn’t really gradual but you get the idea.

Making that ugly face (although she can’t help it since that’s her “good” face) doesn’t make your lips look big. Not that anyone is staring at her face directly for fear of sudden onset of punching themselves in the face. It’s funny how she got fat and her sister got a new face and lost weight. Oh how the tables turn in the race for ugliest and most untalented sibling.

Somebody’s flaunting a boob job. Yawn.

She looks so damn cheap! She don’t need to showcase her cleavage like that! All she needs to do is wear a simple sexy dress, and that’s it! So damn cheap! She dressed better when she was with Nick lachey!

She has gone from annoying, but doable, to scarily zooming into freakishly hideous territory, like real quick. No longer doable, i feel that if doing were attempted, whatever inner gassiousness that is inflating her booblings and “lips” would create a hindenberg-like catastrophy. Is this chicken or fish?

I sure hope impressionable young girls don’t see these images. If they did, their perception of beauty and what it means to be an attractive adult woman means that they need to look like a coked-up Mexican transsexual prostitute with Herpes Simplex A.

Jessica Simpson is sooooooooo 2003. Next!!

HaHaHaHa – Guessing she doesn’t realize that dressing like a skank lately (trying to get attention)..lets the public see it ALL. Even revealing the obvious shape ie: bulging (proper term – ballooning) of her “implants”. REAL breast tissue doesnt take on a disc shape when pressed (also view pics of her “TIT Show”..all Pressed up against Mario Lopez (bet the pervert enjoyed it) at her PussyCat Doll “Wannabe” showing. You can actually see the circular shape of the implants when her flesh is compressed. She should’ve ended her plastic surgery with the augmentation. Those injected LiPs..just look FAKE..FAKE..FAKE. But then again..were talking about a Simpson here..lol. Whats next..?? A beak job like her heinous sis Ashlee..?

GOD DAMN SHE LOOKS CHEAP, and her sister sucks donkey-balls. Maybe they should do a how-down together.

Is that Jessica Simpson or Sandra Bernhard? God did she get ugly. Get rid of the dark hair. She looks as bad in it as Cameron Diaz. Did they both decide to get ugly together?

Finally some tits that look halfway decent.

Well… I think the dress is really pretty.

All I have to say is WOW. She looks much better with dark hair. It goes more with her brown eyes and features. She does look like Jessica Rabbit! Since Rita Hayworth, there really hasn’t been another really voluptuous brunette. If she stays this way it will be history.

shez starting to look like Martyz mom on Back to the Future II. ,when his mom married Biff and he made her get fake boobs…

That’s a big chick. She’s stacked like a brick shit house. Too bad she appears to be a mentally challenged mouth breather.

What will she do next?
she hasn’t done anything
except parade those puppies
around..

More props:

111. Posted by sharpei dude on May 8, 2007 3:40 PM
I’d tie her to the bed and just stand at the foot of it wearing a dirty canvas hood staring silently at her about an hour. That would definitely blow her gourd! Then I’d leave and pick up some cheap Chinese food.

Laughed my ass off at this one.

Maybe my imagination, but she’s trying a little too hard to tell the world: “I’m over Nic! I’m over Nic! Didn’t I tell you I was over Nic?”

@21…we all look like that :-)

What’s a “pearl necklace”? (as in… “I’d give her a pearl necklace…) Context is purely sexual, I assume…

urban dictionary it.

Now starting at right defensive end for the New York Giants: Jessica “big cannons” Simpson.

Its JESSICA RABBIT.

You all better be either women or gay ’cause she (tits) looks amazing.

Bag over the head…Then any day.

Jessica puts the “cheese” in “cheesecake”… cheesy facial expression (trying too hard to look pouty and alluring); cheesy tits (a case of “too much of a good thing); cheesy poses (what looked good in her bedroom mirror when she was 13 years old does not play well now); cheesy couture (obvioulsy chosen for glam effect but is not true glam); cheesy makeup (send your makeup person Back to Kelly Girl Temps, Jess).

I think she’s a basically beautiful girl but what she lets her people do to try to create a certain image is just sad — papa Joe’s shadow is all over it, too.

that bitch makes me sick she is absolutely AWFUL she deserves to go in jail with paris because she is a complete slut.she shouldn t be allowed to walk in the street and she is completely fake i hate her we are going to be blind with her boobs

her face looks terrible with all the make up and fake and bake…but those titties look delicious…she needs to do playboy soon.