Jessica Simpson shows off her cleavage again
May 8th, 2007 // 146 Comments
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reptilicus | May 8, 2007 at 10:29 am
breaking news!
Binky | May 8, 2007 at 10:29 am
Yikes !
Manistoned | May 8, 2007 at 10:29 am
painted up like a Dutch whore.
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | May 8, 2007 at 10:32 am
I always feel soiled after seeing her smarmy mug smiling smarmily. Do they make disinfectant for eyes?
lambman | May 8, 2007 at 10:33 am
didn’t she used to have nostrils?
queenbuzz | May 8, 2007 at 10:34 am
Is she trying to look more like Nick’s current squeeze? Why on earth is she going for the fake tan look?
Dr. LikeyLikey | May 8, 2007 at 10:34 am
Screw the cleavage – I’d like to lift up her dress in the last picture and slip it in her tail.
reptilicus | May 8, 2007 at 10:35 am
I can’t get over how revolting that third one is. I made the mistake of looking at it full size. Vomitatious. It also looks like her teeth were drawn on.
drew51 | May 8, 2007 at 10:35 am
I’d still like to have her for a couple of evenings. I could die a happy man.
mia | May 8, 2007 at 10:36 am
Her smile… Can get it out of my head…
ck | May 8, 2007 at 10:36 am
Put it away bimbo! Seriously, this is all she has left to offer. Desperation is all it says. It is never in fashion to have such inflated breasts on display.
Esteban | May 8, 2007 at 10:36 am
That is not Jessica Simpson, it’s a fembot, clearly.
shanonorato | May 8, 2007 at 10:38 am
Jay-Z called. He wants his lips back.
HollyJ | May 8, 2007 at 10:38 am
In that top pic, she looks like Jessica Rabbit.
Kevin_FederSwine | May 8, 2007 at 10:38 am
Oh, give me a break, that’s PHOTOSHOPPED. Someone applied the “bloat” filter and got a wrist cramp or something and forgot to let go of the mouse. The one on the right looks like Michael Stipe’s HEAD.
Jason The Barbarian | May 8, 2007 at 10:39 am
I never thought I’d say this about big tits, but… that’s just disgusting.
queenbuzz | May 8, 2007 at 10:39 am
Somewhere Joe Simpson is getting off to these pics…
ck | May 8, 2007 at 10:39 am
Dress is nice though. Very 70′S Halston. Would have look better on a Cate Blanchett or young actress. Jessica Simpson’s short, top-heavy figure distorts and cheapens it.
Plastic Sturgeon | May 8, 2007 at 10:40 am
If she keeps this fake crap going, she will look like “Cat Woman” in five years.
jaffo | May 8, 2007 at 10:40 am
Sorry fellas, but i’d hit it like I was rentin’ it! BOO YAH!!!
monkeyrotica | May 8, 2007 at 10:41 am
Mmmmmm-mantastic! I wish all the trannies looked this good!
MadPet | May 8, 2007 at 10:42 am
Now this is what I have been waiting for.
This and pOnk getting gored anally by a enraged rhinoceros.
HoboChic | May 8, 2007 at 10:44 am
Her new Pam Anderson-inspired boobs are not pretty.
Kyra | May 8, 2007 at 10:45 am
ayayay! WTF?
Spindoc | May 8, 2007 at 10:45 am
When was the last time she did anything that would explain her still being famous?
Fifth Stooge | May 8, 2007 at 10:46 am
Except for the orange hue around her, she looks doable.
ck | May 8, 2007 at 10:50 am
This was at the MET? Is she that clueless? Anna Wintour and all those girls hate big boobs and affected sultriness. She must have been a laughing stock. How she even got invited to the MET Costume Institute gala is beyond me.
Sir Mister Guy Man Dude | May 8, 2007 at 10:50 am
Buying new boobs is like buying a new car. You have to take them out and show them off.
shanonorato | May 8, 2007 at 10:52 am
I’ll be that’s Joe Simpson trying to lift up her dress in that last pic.
Sir Mister Guy Man Dude | May 8, 2007 at 10:54 am
She started looking pretty elegant until she let some random guy feel up her ass in that last picture. Any sensible person would have picked up their own dress.
ph7 | May 8, 2007 at 10:55 am
There’s no stopping that fat hillbilly in her now!
Her entire existence is nothing but a life support system for those outrageous nice cans!
ph7 | May 8, 2007 at 10:56 am
Look at the horse face and horse teeth in this shot!
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/05/jessica-simpson-costume-institute-03.jpg
blondie | May 8, 2007 at 10:57 am
I love the brown hair, but she is SOOOOOOOOO into herself, it’s like go in public with just a tee and messed up hair and no lipstick once and awhile. Can we say boob job and boob tape? LOL
talkinsmack | May 8, 2007 at 10:58 am
Can she be any uglier!
Thats just nasty…(threw up a lil in my mouth)
F-Sucker | May 8, 2007 at 11:00 am
And I’m looking again.
Oh…….want to touch the boobies……….
Chantelle83 | May 8, 2007 at 11:02 am
Jessica Simpson has never looked pretty to me – it’s the combination of strong jaw-line, big-ass nose, weird caveman eyes and puffy duck-lips.. you can’t put all that together and come out with attractive!
She’d make a great looking guy though.
And those boobs are just ridiculous. Looking for attention? Naah.
ph7 | May 8, 2007 at 11:02 am
Here is video of this same scene (including the guy lifting up her dress) – what’s funny is she walks into the wrong limo, and the driver boots her ass out!
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=823380423
Kyra | May 8, 2007 at 11:06 am
boobies…that’s all we get from her!
costamar | May 8, 2007 at 11:06 am
If her intellectual power rested on her chest, she’d be the next Nobel Prize winner.
DrPhowstus | May 8, 2007 at 11:06 am
Up close she’s starting to look more and more like a guy… and those boobs have been looking a bit too, shall we say, sculpted lately. Hmmmmm… Joe Simpson like boys? Who knew?
Poroleishon | May 8, 2007 at 11:08 am
OMG she totally ruined her mouth. It
nubba | May 8, 2007 at 11:09 am
She is the new Anna Nicole.
khopek | May 8, 2007 at 11:10 am
one… i thought she said she stopped with the lip injections because “it took away from her natural beauty.”
two…judging by pic #3 she’s gone WAY overboard. she looks hideous, but then again I guess you have to do something when your own sister starts to turn into you…
Errrika | May 8, 2007 at 11:14 am
Wait. Didn’t I see this chick in that movie with the cartoon rabbit that got framed for murder?
Errrika | May 8, 2007 at 11:16 am
HAHAHA. I see that Holly and I share a brain. Cool.
bungoone | May 8, 2007 at 11:16 am
what in hell is going on in pic 3? i am going to need intense therapy after seeing that close up.
HughJorganthethird | May 8, 2007 at 11:18 am
And to think I used to like her for her brain.
Poroleishon | May 8, 2007 at 11:18 am
@#43, maybe yeah, but not start turning yourself into a man. She looks like a trasvesti.
bungoone | May 8, 2007 at 11:21 am
that video is hilarious! she walks really weird though & seems perpetually confused.
suzy | May 8, 2007 at 11:22 am
she looks like one of those nasty body builders
and someone needs to teach her how to put on lipstick– check out 3rd pic in first row.. YUCK
someone remind her she’s not jessica rabbit.. she’s a simpson..
ewie… i dont like this tanorexia look