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Yikes !
painted up like a Dutch whore.
I always feel soiled after seeing her smarmy mug smiling smarmily. Do they make disinfectant for eyes?
didn’t she used to have nostrils?
Is she trying to look more like Nick’s current squeeze? Why on earth is she going for the fake tan look?
Screw the cleavage – I’d like to lift up her dress in the last picture and slip it in her tail.
I can’t get over how revolting that third one is. I made the mistake of looking at it full size. Vomitatious. It also looks like her teeth were drawn on.
I’d still like to have her for a couple of evenings. I could die a happy man.
Her smile… Can get it out of my head…
Put it away bimbo! Seriously, this is all she has left to offer. Desperation is all it says. It is never in fashion to have such inflated breasts on display.
That is not Jessica Simpson, it’s a fembot, clearly.
Jay-Z called. He wants his lips back.
In that top pic, she looks like Jessica Rabbit.
Oh, give me a break, that’s PHOTOSHOPPED. Someone applied the “bloat” filter and got a wrist cramp or something and forgot to let go of the mouse. The one on the right looks like Michael Stipe’s HEAD.
I never thought I’d say this about big tits, but… that’s just disgusting.
Somewhere Joe Simpson is getting off to these pics…
Dress is nice though. Very 70′S Halston. Would have look better on a Cate Blanchett or young actress. Jessica Simpson’s short, top-heavy figure distorts and cheapens it.
If she keeps this fake crap going, she will look like “Cat Woman” in five years.
Sorry fellas, but i’d hit it like I was rentin’ it! BOO YAH!!!
Mmmmmm-mantastic! I wish all the trannies looked this good!
Now this is what I have been waiting for.
This and pOnk getting gored anally by a enraged rhinoceros.
Her new Pam Anderson-inspired boobs are not pretty.
ayayay! WTF?
When was the last time she did anything that would explain her still being famous?
Except for the orange hue around her, she looks doable.
This was at the MET? Is she that clueless? Anna Wintour and all those girls hate big boobs and affected sultriness. She must have been a laughing stock. How she even got invited to the MET Costume Institute gala is beyond me.
Buying new boobs is like buying a new car. You have to take them out and show them off.
I’ll be that’s Joe Simpson trying to lift up her dress in that last pic.
She started looking pretty elegant until she let some random guy feel up her ass in that last picture. Any sensible person would have picked up their own dress.
There’s no stopping that fat hillbilly in her now!
Her entire existence is nothing but a life support system for those outrageous nice cans!
Look at the horse face and horse teeth in this shot!
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/05/jessica-simpson-costume-institute-03.jpg
I love the brown hair, but she is SOOOOOOOOO into herself, it’s like go in public with just a tee and messed up hair and no lipstick once and awhile. Can we say boob job and boob tape? LOL
Can she be any uglier!
Thats just nasty…(threw up a lil in my mouth)
And I’m looking again.
Oh…….want to touch the boobies……….
Jessica Simpson has never looked pretty to me – it’s the combination of strong jaw-line, big-ass nose, weird caveman eyes and puffy duck-lips.. you can’t put all that together and come out with attractive!
She’d make a great looking guy though.
And those boobs are just ridiculous. Looking for attention? Naah.
Here is video of this same scene (including the guy lifting up her dress) – what’s funny is she walks into the wrong limo, and the driver boots her ass out!
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=823380423
boobies…that’s all we get from her!
If her intellectual power rested on her chest, she’d be the next Nobel Prize winner.
Up close she’s starting to look more and more like a guy… and those boobs have been looking a bit too, shall we say, sculpted lately. Hmmmmm… Joe Simpson like boys? Who knew?
OMG she totally ruined her mouth. It
She is the new Anna Nicole.
one… i thought she said she stopped with the lip injections because “it took away from her natural beauty.”
two…judging by pic #3 she’s gone WAY overboard. she looks hideous, but then again I guess you have to do something when your own sister starts to turn into you…
Wait. Didn’t I see this chick in that movie with the cartoon rabbit that got framed for murder?
HAHAHA. I see that Holly and I share a brain. Cool.
what in hell is going on in pic 3? i am going to need intense therapy after seeing that close up.
And to think I used to like her for her brain.
@#43, maybe yeah, but not start turning yourself into a man. She looks like a trasvesti.
that video is hilarious! she walks really weird though & seems perpetually confused.
she looks like one of those nasty body builders
and someone needs to teach her how to put on lipstick– check out 3rd pic in first row.. YUCK
someone remind her she’s not jessica rabbit.. she’s a simpson..
ewie… i dont like this tanorexia look