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Dureagonfly | May 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm
First
Dureagonfly | May 7, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Hey I finally made it….
Do I win a prize or something…
No DUI’s Please
Juliabella | May 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I thought JRZMommy would be the first one to post and look at the boobs. She seems to like the under parts of celebrities!!!
Old perv.
heyheyhey | May 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
she looks like werewolf/vampire mix in the first picture…
werepire.
daηielle™↵ | May 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
You win a foot to the ass. Bend over, dear
GGblum | May 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
haaaa I’m loving her hair here!
jaffo | May 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
New rule. No more saying ‘Jessica Simpson shows off her boobs’ until her tits are flopping out of her top and she playing with her nipples…
Dureagonfly | May 7, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I like her better as a blonde ditz…
The brown hair doesn’t say ditz enough…know what I mean?
Zoo Station | May 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Please observe the tan cracks between her breasts. Discuss.
tits_on_snack | May 7, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Dude what the shit. I always knew she had an ass-chin and kinda freaky eyeballs sometimes, but what the frig is going on with this bitch. She’s got a bizarro little budgie-beak nose, and her skin is suddenly three hundred times darker than it has ever been in her entire career.
daηielle™↵ | May 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I’m pretty sure that if you even so much as sneezed on Jessica , every inch of her would turn milk carton white and half of her face would fall off.
The boobs would stay but instead of looking like abnormal oranges, they’d look like abnormal onions.
RAMistheMAN | May 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
ATTENTION: If you find Joe Simpson, please tell him to take his hands out of his pants and to stop looking at his daughter’s marvelous rack! Please, it’s important.
Donkey | May 7, 2007 at 12:47 pm
This bitch is really getting into the “I live in a cave” look.
Fifth Stooge | May 7, 2007 at 12:48 pm
You can’t keep those suckers covered up.
daηielle™↵ | May 7, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I’m guessing the cracks between her boobies is caused by chafting. And by chafting I mean a certain something rubbing in between the suckers. And by a certain something I mean a “little” something.
N@ughty | May 7, 2007 at 12:50 pm
man and to think she was just a stupid blonde. i guess she showed those tabloids didn’t she? she’s not blonde anymore…
Donkey | May 7, 2007 at 12:51 pm
To get into the spirit of Cinco de Mayo she apparently became mexican.
Superfish | May 7, 2007 at 12:52 pm
hmm…i have one thing and only one to say…milk.
Poroleishon | May 7, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I don
bungoone | May 7, 2007 at 12:56 pm
i thought she had a hair stylist? what in hell is going on with her hair?!!
the rest of her is just too confusing to try annd sort out.
Donkey | May 7, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I wish I had those boobs too.
I would keep them in a nice velvet lined box with a titanium lock. And I would only take them out to play with them late at night or when nobody else was home.
Mune40 | May 7, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I hid her face with my finger and I was like.. Oh my god! It’s Mariah Carey!
Xcept.. she’s a little clothed for Mariah
Fishstick | May 7, 2007 at 12:59 pm
17: but is she a mexican or a mexican’t?
Fishstick | May 7, 2007 at 1:02 pm
shes got to use the only thing the lord gave her….
Superfish | May 7, 2007 at 1:02 pm
#23 i bet it’s both
Poroleishon | May 7, 2007 at 1:03 pm
#21 you
lambman | May 7, 2007 at 1:04 pm
don’t people generally have necks?
horrible make-up, and as always she looks like Ricky Martin in drag
Donkey | May 7, 2007 at 1:04 pm
–#24
What? A mean a rich family?
lambman | May 7, 2007 at 1:04 pm
ps – is she just totally unemployed now?
RAMistheMAN | May 7, 2007 at 1:07 pm
BREAKING NEWS:
Jessica Simpson Sex Tape (Directed by Joe Simpson) to be released later this month!
N@ughty | May 7, 2007 at 1:07 pm
#23 what’d the difference? she’s still boring
jrzmommy♠ | May 7, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Ghoulia is that supposed to be an insult? Nice try. How’s Queerbec, anyhow, douchebag? What wonders of the world have the fucking French Canadians come up with this week?
a3maniac | May 7, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Hey, Jessica, the 70′s called. Farrah Fawcett wants her look back.
This is some serious Charlie’s Angels meets Girls Gone Wild.
flavio | May 7, 2007 at 1:10 pm
she is plastic, completely plastic, she does not look good, its a waste of boobs. there are foxy girls out there who could be putting those things to good use. jessica simpson is completely and totally without talent or interseting characteristics, other than those milk jugs. can’t she donate them?
Juliabella | May 7, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I knew you could come to see the crack…
I woke up the devil!!! So easy and predictible! Should upgrade your insult manual madam…getting old!
jaffo | May 7, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Gotta admit, she’s got a real nice, skanky, bangable quality about her these days…
N@ughty | May 7, 2007 at 1:13 pm
even though jessica simpson is a total wreck and her career may be over and yes, she may make funny faces every now and then, she’s still a completely sensitive and loving person and…in other words, i’d do her…and i’m STRAIGHT. :)
TexasTranny | May 7, 2007 at 1:19 pm
nice pretty lacy bra, or is that a cami?
mrs.t | May 7, 2007 at 1:23 pm
#37-but what about after….like, if she wanted to ‘talk’. It’s just not worth it.
Jimbo ? | May 7, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Damn, she may be dumb as a door nail, but she looks hot and she has a nice rack. As most of the guys say in here, I would bang that!!!
jrzmommy♠ | May 7, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Why? you’re just not worth anything new, Ghoulia. It’s bad enough I have to type everything super slow so you get it…new stuff would just cause your head to implode. I know I gotta keep it simple for the dullards around here.
Daldianus | May 7, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I’d do her.
Juliabella | May 7, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Cause you’re so smat aren’t you?!? What are you doing on this slow site then? Shouldn’t you be reading the en-cy-clo-pe-dia. (take your breath)?
p0nk | May 7, 2007 at 1:30 pm
ghoulia, wtf crawled up your ass and died? you just jealous because your idiot counterparts in france are rioting over the president they just elected and nobody invited you to the party?
Juliabella | May 7, 2007 at 1:31 pm
44
you need to inform yourslef b4 you speak. I’m not french you retarded piece of trash.
Jimbo ? | May 7, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Mrs. T – Do you like to talk after and would it be worth? :)
p0nk | May 7, 2007 at 1:33 pm
…and i don’t know who’s responsible for the background in these pics but they misspelled ‘puke’.
jrzmommy♠ | May 7, 2007 at 1:34 pm
take my breath? what the fuck does that mean? I’m sure translated back into sissy fucking french that might be a Grade A insult, fucking french stupidisms…..but it doesn’t mean anything to me.
N@ughty | May 7, 2007 at 1:34 pm
@39 she’ll be so lost in N@ughty she won’t wanna talk…just BREATHE.
jrzmommy♠ | May 7, 2007 at 1:35 pm
yeah, pOnk….Ghoulia isn’t French…it’s worse….she’s French Canadian…..roughly translated into Totally Useless.