Hey I finally made it….
Do I win a prize or something…
No DUI’s Please
I thought JRZMommy would be the first one to post and look at the boobs. She seems to like the under parts of celebrities!!!
she looks like werewolf/vampire mix in the first picture…
You win a foot to the ass. Bend over, dear
haaaa I’m loving her hair here!
New rule. No more saying ‘Jessica Simpson shows off her boobs’ until her tits are flopping out of her top and she playing with her nipples…
I like her better as a blonde ditz…
The brown hair doesn’t say ditz enough…know what I mean?
Please observe the tan cracks between her breasts. Discuss.
Dude what the shit. I always knew she had an ass-chin and kinda freaky eyeballs sometimes, but what the frig is going on with this bitch. She’s got a bizarro little budgie-beak nose, and her skin is suddenly three hundred times darker than it has ever been in her entire career.
I’m pretty sure that if you even so much as sneezed on Jessica , every inch of her would turn milk carton white and half of her face would fall off.
The boobs would stay but instead of looking like abnormal oranges, they’d look like abnormal onions.
ATTENTION: If you find Joe Simpson, please tell him to take his hands out of his pants and to stop looking at his daughter’s marvelous rack! Please, it’s important.
This bitch is really getting into the “I live in a cave” look.
You can’t keep those suckers covered up.
I’m guessing the cracks between her boobies is caused by chafting. And by chafting I mean a certain something rubbing in between the suckers. And by a certain something I mean a “little” something.
man and to think she was just a stupid blonde. i guess she showed those tabloids didn’t she? she’s not blonde anymore…
To get into the spirit of Cinco de Mayo she apparently became mexican.
hmm…i have one thing and only one to say…milk.
i thought she had a hair stylist? what in hell is going on with her hair?!!
the rest of her is just too confusing to try annd sort out.
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