Tony Romo asked for Jessica Simpson after collapsing in the Cowboys shower room from popped cartilage in his ribs. TMZ reports:
As if totally choking in the biggest game of the season weren’t bad enough, Tony Romo had to have Jessica “Yoko” Simpson rush to his side to help him with a little popped-out cartilage.
In Tony Romo’s defense if I thought I was dying, I’d be crying for my girlfriend’s insane cleavage too.
TONY: Oh, God, bring me Jessica. I need Jessica!
COACH: All we have is a can of Campbell’s Chunky Soup with two water balloons taped to it.
TONY: That’ll work.