Tony Romo asked for Jessica Simpson after collapsing in the Cowboys shower room from popped cartilage in his ribs. TMZ reports:
As if totally choking in the biggest game of the season weren’t bad enough, Tony Romo had to have Jessica “Yoko” Simpson rush to his side to help him with a little popped-out cartilage.
In Tony Romo’s defense if I thought I was dying, I’d be crying for my girlfriend’s insane cleavage too.
TONY: Oh, God, bring me Jessica. I need Jessica!
COACH: All we have is a can of Campbell’s Chunky Soup with two water balloons taped to it.
TONY: That’ll work.
Photos: Splash News
Yep | December 30, 2008 at 4:48 pm
FIRST BITCHES!
What's up doc? | December 30, 2008 at 4:55 pm
*munches on carrots*
Deacon Jones | December 30, 2008 at 5:00 pm
As an Eagles fan, I take great pride and joy knowing we made Romo’s ribcage pop multiple times. Fuck you Dallas.
WTF | December 30, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Um yeah, nice, not thrilling but nice.
It's Me Fuckers | December 30, 2008 at 5:03 pm
pretty to look at but that’s it. She is so fuckin stupid I am amazed she is still riding her fame… oh yeah… fame AKA Daddy.
Obama the Messiah | December 30, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Dang she has some nice tits.
Go Titans!
This Poster | December 30, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Tony Homo’s burrito and swallows the queso
EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 30, 2008 at 5:11 pm
When youre injured, Youll be amaze at what you can do when you see those erect guns pointing at you…
This Poster | December 30, 2008 at 5:16 pm
This Poster is permanently assigned to 7th grade.
This Poster | December 30, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Don’t let This Poster skip 6th grade
Albatross | December 30, 2008 at 5:50 pm
That dress is hideous. Homo fainted in the shower LOL.
GO EAGLES!
Greg G | December 30, 2008 at 5:52 pm
FUN IS FUN, AND FUNNY IS FUNNY
BUT PLEASE LEAVE THE HOOTERS AND THEIR CARRIER ALONE!
woodhorse | December 30, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Fuck. She had to leave Macy’s just to go change channels for him or whatever?
Rubies | December 30, 2008 at 6:06 pm
C’mon, get it right! From the Dallas Morning News (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/123008dnspocowbriefs.33be7ea.html):
“IRVING – Tony Romo finished the game Sunday despite having torn cartilage in his ribs, coach Wade Phillips said. The cartilage popped out of place twice during the game and again afterward, causing Romo to collapse in the shower…”
That’s just got to hurt!
T.O. | December 30, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Yeah, so Jessica Simpson comes running in the shower while myself and Roy WIlliams was still in there scrubbing our groins with a washcloth and commences to fall to her knees next to Hom..I mean Romo. So the shower is all steamy and water is splashing everywhere and she’s all wet at this point so being that I’m in peak physical condition my joint starts getting all thick and throbbing so I start moving closer and before I know it my dick is on her forehead….imagine that.
Anonymous | December 30, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Deacon Jones,
Wasn’t that beautiful? I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
yo bling | December 30, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Why are posters #9 and #10 insulting themselves?
Catty | December 30, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Her roots need touching up.
Insatiable Peter | December 30, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Motorboating Jessica’s tits is a panacea. Common knowledge.
Chili Dog, anyone?
freejose | December 30, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Carrie Underwood FTW.
chickdowntown | December 30, 2008 at 8:54 pm
What would Jessica do for torn rib cartilage? Her first question was probably “What, they brought back the McRib!?” Laughing at her insane stupidity is likely the worst thing possible for torn rib cartilage. Tony regrets his decision.
Mick | December 30, 2008 at 9:06 pm
The Cowgirls suck big time. They take their sissy asses home another year. Jessica has f#cked up that time real good. Yessssss
HAHAHA | December 30, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Fainted like a bitch. If I were a serious player on that team I would want to be traded. They are not about football. It’s all about Hollywood.
supersex | December 30, 2008 at 9:45 pm
i still want to fuck this bitch in the ass!!!
Binky | December 30, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Fortunately I went Philly.
The jury’s still out on Romo. But saying the Cowboys are over-rated in the States is like saying Gaza isn’t a massacre of helpless civilians.
There seems to be a certain ‘disconnect’ as they say in the industry.
soahc | December 30, 2008 at 10:12 pm
What a fucking pansy. He passes out with an injury then when he comes too calls for mom and boobie replacement. Do men ever grow up? Sheesh I’d be inclined to think that Jack Nicholson was the only true man in Hollywood.
gerard Vandenberg | December 31, 2008 at 12:30 am
You want a “DEAD MEAT”=smile?(brains)
WELL……………………………………………………………….here you are, folks!!
friendlyfires | December 31, 2008 at 1:02 am
Jerry Jones needs to do three things if he wants to have a team he can be proud to call the Dallas Cowboys:
1.)Fire all them fuckin’ dilettantes that dares to call themselves football players.
2.)Fire all them fuckin’ milquetoast coaching staff, from Wade “up to my elbows in it” Phillips on down.
3.)Show some real goddam courage and fire his own fuckin’ ass as General Manager, find someone who really know how to manage a winning NFL franchise and be satisfied as a bill-yon-aire owner. Mebbe he can play horseshoes with his new neighbor Dubya or pin the bikini top on the Simpson.
Cartman | December 31, 2008 at 1:31 am
I don’t know why people rag on Jessica Simpson so bad… she gets such a bad deal from these gay-leaning blogs.
I think she is perfectly lovely but I am a hetero male. I would be proud to have her as my girlfriend. I think my girlfriend would be proud to have a threesome with her too, haha.
And rib injuries, ouch, that sucks so bad… if you disagree I can put a size 14 boot in your ribs to change your mind.
iroe | December 31, 2008 at 2:14 am
TONY: Oh, God, bring me Chestica. I mean Jessica!
your mom | December 31, 2008 at 2:49 am
finially her lips are done right! all the injections and whatever turned those thin nothing lips into duck lips and bow this! success! lol go jess!
lizzy | December 31, 2008 at 11:11 am
god she is so over, when is she gonna disappear.
and 31 — i think her lips still look like shit, so fake. and she never had bad lips, until she started overinjecting them.
M | December 31, 2008 at 11:43 am
She looks like she has slimmed down a bit. What do you guys think ?
Sami | December 31, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I live in Yemen
my dream to one day come to America and fuck Jessica in pussy and make my juice in her mouth.
Jerry Jones | December 31, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Hey fuck all of you! It’s my fucking football team and I can do whatever the fuck I want to do with it, you hear? I’m Jerry “By God” Jones and I run this here planet you sorry sons of bitches! Al Davis thinks he does; but he too can lick my balls and wash my asshole! Now with that said…I command all of you assholes out there to love and adore me and MY Cowboys forever and ever, amen!
How ’bout them Cowboys!!!!
The Biggest Joke in Football is the Romo-Owens saga | December 31, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Tony Romo faints in the shower? Yeah, typical of that girly-bitch asshole P.O.S. And that’s what Dallas has come to, football fans — two drama queens (Romo/Owens) and a bubble-headed bitch for a fan. I bet Jessica can’t even spell “Romo” if you spotted her two “O”s and the “R”.
NY Ted | January 1, 2009 at 1:45 am
I heard Jessica sucked on his other big “cartilage” when they got home and he is all better now…and laughing all the way to the bank with the money he makes to stink the “joint” out (no pun intended) in every big game he has to play in.
tom | January 17, 2009 at 8:03 am
Let s face it her singing sucks! She does have a great rack tho….but as an Eagles fan it s a beautiful thing to see Dallas crushed…i guess literally in romo s case.
Let s see how long Jess stays with a QB from a losing team.
ETB : 3 weeks
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Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Tony Homo’s burrito and swallows the queso
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