Jessica Simpson regrets stuff

Poor, Jess. I’ve got 8 inches of consolation waiting for her in Phoenix.

Yeah, she’s:
a. Overexposed
b. annoying
c. on her way out of show biz.

So, I really don’t have to comment about how I coun’t care less or that sahe’s annoying who is too publicised.

@100 – GOOD ONE!

it looks like the Proactiv isn’t working so well

#102 But you just did.

Dude, when’s her next album coming out…the perfect cover would be her pouting with her stupid trout lips and under the picture would be BUY ME…if not I’ll CRY! WAHHHH!!!!

#82, I can understand you forgetting me, but you also forgot that Tom Cruise loves the cock.

So let me get this straight: If they get back together there might be an explosion that kills them both? God I hope they hook up soon..

That would be….. AWESOME!

she’s so boobie-licious. no doubt about it.

If she’s got a walnut for a brain is it a talking walnut? And she’s probably one of those stupid bitches that try to be sexy, but it just comes off all wrong. She probably humps like an hopelessly white kid tries to dance to hip hop. I just can’t stand her. I’ve never like the way she looked.

Either of them can have any human being they please. Even if they have to pay for friends, they are able to do it.

What’s the problem?

Classic case of a moron believing the hype that they are the greatest thing out there. She should have talked to Shelly Long, MacLean Stevenson, Gary Burghoff, Robert Duval, etc.

Ari: How were the dreams last night? As wicked as predicted? ;)

Fa Cube, if I dreamed, I didn’t remember it.. my daydreams however….;-)

I would like for them to get back together, but Nick’s too busy fucking me instead. ;D

Joe has probably realized that the public perceives his daughter as a spoiled, adulterous bitch. Now that Jessica is losing the publicity game, he is trying to orchestrate a mock “make up” for the cameras. I hope, but highly doubt, that Nick is smart enough to recognize this tactic for what it is.

I bet she regrets that butt hole in the middle of her chin.

her dumb ass shouldnt ahve divorced Nick!! thats exactly what she gets!!!

Well, i personally hope she is tortured everyday and cries with deep depression just because she thought she got too hot and famous to be with Nick and he worshiped the ground that girl walked on (for some really strange reason). I hated her from the beginning, and i’ll hate her until she becomes a washed up hollywood has-been! She gives blondes a bad name just because she might think it’s cute to use her dingyness and stupidity as a way to make money. Here would be my words to her if i was one of those guys along the red carpet trying to interview her as she walks by…”Hey Jess, how does it feel to know when you released In This Skin the first time around it flopped, but when your show aired and people started watching not because they liked the show or you, but because they wanted to see if it was possible for you to actually out-do yourself with a more stupid outburst than the previous week, but when you re-released it you did better? Tell me…it doesnt bother you at all that your not famous for your singing but only for your ability to continuously amaze people with your incredibly dumb remarks?!?!?!

P.S. Since i’m not a hater i will say she looks good though…sometimes.

It’s ok. Deevolution is a lonely process. but once she makes it back to pygmy form, she’ll be able to frolic with all of the lost people’s of indonesia as much as she wants. It’ll be like a little savage version of the Wizard of Oz, her being dorothy meeting the lollipop guilde. or in this case, the canniballistic indonesian pygmys

Since when did she grow a Hapsburg chin? She looks like Gaston from “Beauty and the Beast.”

#122: You never noticed her butt chin before???? Everytime i see her i think of John Travolta (mainly on “Grease”). Oh yeah, sometimes when her and nick would fight, she would stuff him in there until he’d apoligize for letting her know she was stupid when she spoke. So, she can use it as a torture device.

Jessica isn’t the smartest girl which really isn’t her fault. I just feel bad for her at this point. She needs an evil girlfriend to help her out with this stuff.