Jessica Simpson pretends to shop for groceries

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Considering her rock hard understanding of canned tuna, it’s pretty clear Jessica Simpson has never shopped for groceries in her entire life. And yet here she is at Ralphs fishing for attention by pretending to. She must be some sort of magician because I see her go in with a shopping cart but I don’t see her come out with one. Or groceries for that matter. As if pretending to actually buy groceries was too much trouble so she just wandered around aimlessly asking people if they knew who she was, occasionally stopping to pick up a melon, squeeze it, and say “Yup, that’s a good one.” And then an employee would come over and ask her to please stop squeezing all the boxes of Animal Crackers.

More of Jessica Simpson pretending to shop at Ralphs after the jump.