Jessica Simpson plumps her lips


Jessica Simpson admits in the October issue of Glamour she had her lips artificially plumped last fall.

“I had that Restylane stuff,” she says. “It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But…it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!” New York City plastic surgeon Andrew Jacono says Restylane – a protein-based gel – is safer than collagen (which comes from animals): “It’s the gold standard.”

I must’ve missed the memo that said looking like this is attractive. Everybody knows what they’re gonna look like if they do it and yet these clowns keep doing it. I can understand wanting to inject weird liquids into your face, but not wanting to look like you just made out with a poisonous cactus for the past six hours.