Jessica Simpson admits in the October issue of Glamour she had her lips artificially plumped last fall.
“I had that Restylane stuff,” she says. “It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But…it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!” New York City plastic surgeon Andrew Jacono says Restylane – a protein-based gel – is safer than collagen (which comes from animals): “It’s the gold standard.”
I must’ve missed the memo that said looking like this is attractive. Everybody knows what they’re gonna look like if they do it and yet these clowns keep doing it. I can understand wanting to inject weird liquids into your face, but not wanting to look like you just made out with a poisonous cactus for the past six hours.
toiletduck lips
yesssssssssssssss first again!!!!!
oh bummer
#2 and 3
haha, now go to your monitor screen and kiss those duck lips
Oh God…Jessica looks like a retarded chimp in that picture
Stupid mirror-kissers!! Why stop at the typical Hollywood Trout Pout…they should all go for the Dumb Donald look from the Cosby Kids.
John Mayer has no complaints
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#4- watch it bub…why would I want to kiss Jessica simpson’s duck lips…I’m a female! Who do you think I am, John Travolta? I don’t do the same sex kiss thingy!!!!!!
#8
my aplologies, let me make it up to you by being your love slave for a day.
Yeah and the lips on her face look swollen too.
thank god, because she looked like ass back then
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#8- I must warn you, I beat my slaves untill I no longer see their chest doing that up and down thing…oh and I also forgot to mention that I find scalping sexy
The comment on number 12 was meant for #9
Her father must have calluses on his hog…her lips are all swollen from the last BJ she gave him.
#12
and do you also eat your mate after you do it, I can handle the chest thing but the scalping is were I draw the line lady, I know someone who’s into that sorta thing though, let me give you his name “tcltc”
oh my gawd! she didn’t want to look FAKE? well then what the fuck is she doing with all that other plasticity all over her freaking body???
Speaking of things that look swollen and infected, did anyone here happen to catch the botox job Ray Liotta got on the Emmys (well, prior to the Emmys, I mean)? Good lord he looked frightening!
If she was a Disney character she’s be Idiot McDuck… or McStupid McDuck, I’m still torn between the two.
She’s a freakshow. There’s a website somewhere that shows how much plastic surgery she’s had. She’s like a science experiement and her dad is a celebrity mad scientist.
But I still WOULD.
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She wasn’t talking about the lips on her face…
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish . . .
So, this is what we, the viewing public, want? Our most famous young female celebs come out of a Legos box. Take a piece off here, add a piece there, change the shape, add some more plastic somewhere…and the thing that really sucks is they end up all looking the same! If you’re going to do something to your body, maybe you could make it stand out instead of all looking like you came from a factory?
Oh yeah…plastic…factory.
Factory-processed asshats.
Her lips look preggo.
Before & After pics of her boob lift:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html#4052
Pics after implants:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004051.html#4051
Before & After pics of her face changing:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004662.html
What is she, like 24? God I can’t wait to see her when she’s 40 and melted.
Why do white women want to walk around with monkey lips?
She still needs her jaw shaved. She looks like Gaston from “Beauty and the Beast.”
I have read that looking at a woman’s lips reminds us of vaginal lips and is why women often make them pink or red with lipstick… to make them look flushed and excited. I also think the plumping thing is to make them look engorged with blood so that sexual excitement is inferred.
However, I can’t say that it worked out well for Jessica. Sometimes people just take things too far. There is simply a need for balance… clearly Jessica lacks this.
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geez, she looks so scary and retarded with those lips! that pout is so unflattering and annoying. on every picture she eigher pouts or has her mouth wide open. wtf!
well at least she’s admitting it now.
I could plump her lips for free with a quick punch in the mouth. The upside is that I would probably need to do it everyday.
but i could have sworn she got some fat taken out of her ass and injected into her lips….. it had to have gone somewhere
Yes, making her lips bigger is a great investment. Cause that’s where everyone’s gonna be looking, at her lips. Not the giant rack or the orange skin or the heinous outfits she throws on. Her lips. She is a genius. And she sorta looks like old Ashlee in that picture. Uh-oh…
Ahh, the look Joe Simpson loves.
She would be fantastic as Flounder in the stage version of The Little Mermaid.
Thank god she said it looked bad… I guess that means shes going to stop. Arggg they are terrible!
#30~haha!! you just made my day!
I still would. Over and over again.
The reason she might look like Ashlee in that photograph? It’s because it IS Ashlee! The author who chose the photo failed to notice the ass-chin, which is Ashlee’s trademark, not Jessica’s. She has the big rectangular one.
too bad they could not inject some brain cells into her fat head at the same time.
Yeah, I thought that was Ashlee.
If she keeps it up, she’ll look as rough as Lil Kim at the VMAs… ouch, that was a horror show. Looks like Halloween came early this year.
She looked awful on the VMA’s. I think she looked kinda chubby and her hair was gross. Plus the dress wasn’t great. She couldn’t talk and I think she might have been drunk…
Wow look who’s here, it Jessy the Duck! Go on Jess speak the languge you recently learnt from Quackland, quack, quack, quacky quack. By the way President of Quackland goes by the name Donald he is a very close friend of Jessy
man i would have loved to been dating her when her lips were plumped