Jessica Simpson performs in leather pants

She needs a new stylist. The clothes are making her heavy than she really is. She is just a few pounds heavier. Not much… She is curvy and that’s ok.

I WAS THERE! I think she covered up well!

I like porky Jessica. Makes me think I’d have a shot at her in a bar. Seriously though, it’s hillarious this has become a national crisis.

I understand Tony likes ‘em with a bit of meat on the bone, even more if they’re boneheaded!

Look on the bright side, when she loses some of this weight, she can star in some alli or trimspa commercial. it’ll go well with her butterface commercial.

Forget her weight, she needs to hire a stylist, this girl has no idea how to dress.

Beautiful girl….. end of story

Her knobby hooves are repulsive. That heifer needs to be put out to pasture.

Who in the hell is dressing her?

To those who cry & whine about big meanie’s calling her fat. It’s THE SUPERFICIAL. I am sure she’s a really, really good person. WHO THE #$& CARES? She’s definitely chubby. Wasn’t she before The Newlyweds?

@ 116, 70%?

Hmm, just looked and it’s 35%.

Lard ass.

…and she’s back [woosh sound...]

what ?

we said nothing : )

There is no way in Hell she’s a size 6. She’s a 12 heading for 14.

jessica’s not fat but her sole, fulltime job as a celebutart is to be hot. normal people with real jobs and families to take care of can afford to gain a few pounds.

@ 54…

HAHAHAHA. Seriously!

#20

i know people like you. i cant stand them. they annoy the ba-jesus out of me (slash everyone). you are NOT hot shit. you are average. no one gives a raging fuck about your height, your weight, or your waist.

^^^
I second that, #167. People like #20 are about as nauseating as any celebutard– like Heidi Montag without the fame & money, wouldn’t you say?

only one word

S-P-A-N-D-E-X!!

I wonder if we are “normalising” war. It’s not just that Israel has yet again got away with the killing of hundreds of children in Gaza.

And after its own foreign minister said that Israel’s army had been allowed to “go wild” there, it seems to bear out my own contention that the Israeli “Defence Force” is as much a rabble as all the other armies in the region. But we seem to have lost the sense of immorality that should accompany conflict and violence. The BBC’s refusal to handle an advertisement for Palestinian aid was highly instructive. It was the BBC’s “impartiality” that might be called into question. In other words, the protection of an institution was more important than the lives of children. War was a spectator sport whose careful monitoring – rather like a football match, even though the Middle East is a bloody tragedy – assumed precedence over human suffering.

I’m not sure where all this started. No one doubts that the Second World War was a bloodbath of titanic proportions, but after that conflict we put in place all kinds of laws to protect human beings. The International Red Cross protocols, the United Nations – along with the all-powerful Security Council and the much ridiculed General Assembly – and the European Union were created to end large-scale conflict. And yes, I know there was Korea (under a UN flag!) and then there was Vietnam, but after the US withdrawal from Saigon, there was a sense that “we” didn’t do wars any more. Foreigners could commit atrocities en masse – Cambodia comes to mind – but we superior Westerners were exempt. We didn’t behave like that. Low-intensity warfare in Northern Ireland, perhaps. And the Israeli-Arab conflict would grind away. But there was a feeling that My Lai had been put behind us. Civilians were once again sacred in the West.

I’m not sure when the change came. Was it Israel’s disastrous invasion of Lebanon in 1982 and the Sabra and Chatila massacre by Israel’s allies of 1,700 Palestinian civilians? (Gaza just missed that record.) Israel claimed (as usual) to be fighting “our” “war against terror” but the Israeli army is not what it’s cracked up to be and massacres (Qana comes to mind in 1996 and the children of Marwahine in 2006) seem to come attached to it. And of course, there’s the little matter of the Iran-Iraq war between 1980 and 1988 which we enthusiastically supported with weapons to both sides, and the Syrian slaughter of thousands of civilians at Hama and…

No, I rather think it was the 1991 Gulf War. Our television lads and lasses played it for all it was worth – it was the first war that had “theme” music to go with the pictures – and when US troops simply smothered alive thousands of Iraqi troops in their trenches, we learned about it later and didn’t care much, and even when the Americans ignored Red Cross rules to mark mass graves, they got away with it. There were women in some of these graves – I saw British soldiers burying them. And I remember driving up to Mutla ridge to show a Red Cross delegate where I had seen a mass grave dug by the Americans, and he looked at the plastic poppy an American had presumably left there and said: “Something has happened.”

He meant that something had happened to international law, to the rules of war. They had been flouted. Then came Kosovo – where our dear Lord Blair first exercised his talents for warmaking – and another ream of slaughter. Of course, Milosevic was the bad guy (even though most of the Kosovars were still in their homes when the war began – their return home after their brutal expulsion by the Serbs then became the war aim). But here again, we broke some extra rules and got away with it. Remember the passenger train we bombed on the Surdulica bridge – and the famous speeding up of the film by Jamie Shea to show that the bomber had no time to hold his fire? (Actually, the pilot came back for another bombing run on the train when it was already burning, but that was excluded from the film.) Then the attack on the Belgrade radio station. And the civilian roads. Then the attack on a large country hospital. “Military target,” said Jamie. And he was right. There were soldiers hiding in the hospital along with the patients. The soldiers all survived. The patients all died.

Then there was Afghanistan and all that “collateral damage” and whole villages wiped out and then there was Iraq in 2003 and the tens of thousands – or half a million or a million – Iraqi civilians killed. Once more, at the very start, we were back to our old tricks, bombing bridges and radio stations and at least one civilian estate in Baghdad where “we” believed Saddam was hiding. We knew it was packed with civilians (Christians, by chance) but the Americans called it a “high risk” operation – meaning that they risked not hitting Saddam – and 22 civilians were killed. I saw the last body, that of a baby, dug from the rubble.

And we don’t seem to care. We fight in Iraq and now we’re going back to fight in Afghanistan again and all the human rights and protections appear to have vanished once more. We will destroy villages and we will find that the Afghans hate us and we will form more criminal militias – as we did in Iraq – to fight for us. The Israelis organised a similar militia in their occupation zone in southern Lebanon, run by a crackpot Lebanese army major. But now their own troops “go wild”. And the BBC is worried about its “impartiality”?

tame

The only thing wrong with the way Jessica Simpson looks at the moment is the way she’s dressed.
Seriously! Those belts did NOTHING for her except to push up the back fat that MOST women have but try and flatter…..the light blue jeans with all the seams and stitching on – er, hello? NO-ONE looks good in light-blue, high waisted jeans!!!? At least make them dark denim! And THIS outfit?? What is WITH the skinny shape of the trousers (pants for all you Americans…..) and the TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, tape belt???! I mean, it just looks absolutely hideous – thicker thighs need bootcut shapes, belts should nip in the waist, NOT just totally cover the entire belly area which is already thickened up by a tuxedo jacket! It’s crazy!!!

She is not fat, she is normal sized, but GOD, she could be a size zero and still look disgusting if she doesn’t dress right!! Somebody sack the stylist, NOW.

I think people need to give her a break. Unfortunately when you’re a celebrity you live under the microscope…but honestly wouldn’t any guy want to get with her over the average model on the runway who is 5’11″ and 117 lbs? The media loves to crucify celebrities who gain a little weight…when a celebrity gains 5 lbs. they are suddenly “pregnant”…and they’ve got a “baby bump”….at that point the celebrity starts starving themselves…when the celebrity loses too much weight the media turns the tables and starts freaking out because they’re too thin. These people are only human – not perfect.

she’s not even fat. whats wrong with you people? jesus. her weight looks perfectly fine.

Some one tell her to spit , not swallow and she will lose all that weight.

What’s this “pray out loud” stuff?

Matthew 6:5-6: “And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men….when thou prayest, enter into thy closet and when thou has shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret….”

I thought a few years ago she stated (the OBVIOUS) that she was pretty much away from Christianity. Does she have some loopy feel good religion now like Oprah might preach?

@170 – you may have posted to the wrong board. Vote me in as Emperor though!
If they’re going to do those things I wish they’d be honest and not whitewash it. Say, “If you make us come over there it’s going to be SOOOOO BAD for you”, so they don’t get any puppies and bunny rabbits image of what’s going to happen when the military cuts loose.

#170 . Get the fuck out of this counrty. If you are not in the USA. Good for us.
I hope the USA bombs the fuck out of all of the camel riding brown shit stains in the world. I want them to give that cesspool of a place Isreal all the weapons they want so THEY can kill more. Maybe if we wipe out t entire nations of scum, we can get our troops out and not worry about Achmed trying to blow up another plane.
Better yet, lets give all of the Arab nation all of the small arms and amunition we has and let them kill each other off.
In arab nations, there are no innocent civilians. they are all diseased and need to go. Just like you.

Can you tell I hate it when some retard goes off topic.

I wonder who had to grease her up to slide her into those pants? Better yet, after a few hours in the hot lights, who drew the short straw to get her out of them? You know they had to smell a little.

You are all missing the point. Fat or not, this fit is horrible. There ain’t no one it would look good on. And at least with her, if she gets fatter and fatter and ends up with health problems later in life, she has made enough money so that we won’t have to take care of her. So I say take your preaching to the fatties on the street who look poor. Those are the ones you really need to save. Me too, if you can find me. Muuuaahahahahahahaha

Oh and who wants to go with to Denny’s this morning for a free grand slam?

What does it really matter? Does it make all you people happy putting other people down? Who cares what she wears, if it makes her happy, so be it. The last i checked it was a free country. I will never understand people who are so busy in their own lives, they worry what other people are doing or wearing. Shouldnt we be looking to bring each other up, and worring about our own lives? I wish everyone would just look at their own flaws, and dont worry about anyone elses. That is what makes the world go round…Individuality. Wouldnt it be a boring place if everyone was so called perfect? anyway i am just saying, who made you all the judges? In the end there will be only on rightful judge, and that is Jesus Christ!

Jessica simpson is so cute I must say. She is looking so cool in that later pants . She has got very nice figure I must say . She is having a figure like that every type of clothes are suits on her.

She does perform in leather pants and she looks good. I don’t know what is the problem here. If it is real leather well, she is not the only one…

Thanks for your good topic. Good done.