Jessica Simpson performs in leather pants

The Superficial / January 30, 2009

Just days after revealing to the world Christmas cookies are her Kryptonite, Jessica Simpson bravely performed last night in Charlottesville, Va. while wearing leather pants. She thanked the crowd for their support and told them to “Stay positive and pray out loud!” All of this would’ve been a touching, poignant moment of self-empowerment, except for the four rolls of electrical tape wrapped around Jessica’s stomach. I’m 90% certain she’s dressing herself in a locked room then bolting on stage before anyone can stop her. Next show: Ballerina!

Photos: Splash News