Jessica Simpson performs in Daisy Duke cutoffs

February 9th, 2009 // 231 Comments

There are exactly two possible moves Jessica Simpson could’ve made to draw attention to her weight:

1. Deliberately invited comparisons between her body now and when she played Daisy Duke.
2. Ate a small child.

After seeing these photos, I’m no longer convinced the second option would’ve been the lesser of two evils. Then again, her next gig is at an Idaho Chuck E. Cheese, so it’s anybody’s guess really.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Fat Chicks Suck

    @200: Yes – Jessica Simpson looks normal. The definition of normal, in the United States, is being overweight. Nearly half of the women in the US are OBESE. An additional 20% are overweight. Normal isn’t a good thing.

    My argument isn’t about her career or whether or not she is overweight (she obviously is) but about what is and isn’t healthy. I’m sick of all of the idiots ripping on attractive girls that take care of themselves and stay fit simply because they are the minority. People are so stupid and delusional in this country that they think women who are thin and fit are dying and need help and people that are overweight are healthy! There are women that are 5′ 200 pounds and they’re angry because Hollywood is full of thin, fit celebrities that they think are unrealistic. They don’t understand that people don’t want to look at fat people. Fat people are the unhealthy ones, they’re the majority, and they tend to be less intelligent on the average. The United States is falling apart and, believe it or not, the obesity epidemic is a HUGE cause of our problems.

    I’m just so sick of seeing and hearing fat idiots everywhere I turn I’m about to blow. What the hell is wrong with these people?

  2. EXCUSE YOU!

    FAT CHICKS SUCK, you and all your ilk are so messed up it’s beyond belief, and you must lead a very sad life if all you do is hang around on gossip blogs slating people who are anything bigger than anorexic and taking pride in your misogyny.

    YOU have issues.

    Jessica does not have a thin frame and high metabolism like Keira Knightley (who I believe is for the most part naturally thin). Jessica would probably have to starve herself and deprive her body of vital nutrients if she wanted to remain at 112lbs, TELL ME,IS THAT HEALTHY? I’m not talking about self control and informed food choices, I’m talking DENYING YOURSELF OF ESSENTIAL SUSTENANCE.

    No doubt you’ll come back at me either with some witty one liner about Jessica’s vital sustenance being the entire contents of Whitecastle (including the tables, chairs, people and all), or a sarcastic essay saying the same thing 20 times over, which most of the readers here will applaud you for, and you’ll give yourself a big pat on the back for being such a genius. Well sweetheart just so you know, you’ll be wasting your time because I don’t follow comments. I post and then leave. If people take any notice of what I say then fine, and if they don’t then that’s fine too. I’m just content knowing I put my views out there.

    You’re by far the most prolific poster in here, so while you’re sitting in your chair posting wiseasz retorts and thinking how super cool you are, the ‘dat’ women that you so despise are out there having a good time!

  3. EXCUSE YOU!

    FAT CHICKS SUCK, you and all your ilk are so messed up it’s beyond belief, and you must lead a very sad life if all you do is hang around on gossip blogs slating people who are anything bigger than anorexic and taking pride in your misogyny.

    YOU have issues.

    Jessica does not have a thin frame and high metabolism like Keira Knightley (who I believe is for the most part naturally thin). Jessica would probably have to starve herself and deprive her body of vital nutrients if she wanted to remain at 112lbs, TELL ME,IS THAT HEALTHY? I’m not talking about self control and informed food choices, I’m talking DENYING YOURSELF OF ESSENTIAL SUSTENANCE.

    No doubt you’ll come back at me either with some witty one liner about Jessica’s vital sustenance being the entire contents of Whitecastle (including the tables, chairs, people and all), or a sarcastic essay saying the same thing 20 times over, which most of the readers here will applaud you for, and you’ll give yourself a big pat on the back for being such a genius. Well sweetheart just so you know, you’ll be wasting your time because I don’t follow comments. I post and then leave. If people take any notice of what I say then fine, and if they don’t then that’s fine too. I’m just content knowing I put my views out there.

    You’re by far the most prolific poster in here, so while you’re sitting in your chair posting wiseass retorts and thinking how super cool you are, the ‘fat’ women that you so despise are out there having a good time! (YUP, I MADE SOME TYPO’S, guess that means I’m obese and stupid now!)

  4. Go Away Fatties!

    #201

    I agree. I do not like looking at sick people and sick people include fat people.

  5. Fat Chicks Suck

    @202: I’m messed up beyond belief because I’m tired of listening to the bullshit fat chicks spew out everyday? Actually hanging around here isn’t all I do…although when there’s a thread full of fat chicks I make sure to get as much out of my system as possible. I don’t support anorexia…I just rip on complete idiots (like you) who think being in shape means you have an eating disorder. I’m also trying to pound it into fat chicks’ brains that being overweight and obese is unhealthy AND ugly. They’re too deep in denial to recognize there is such thing as a healthy weight and thin, fit women DO look better and feel better. Why do you think they’re all over the media?

    Jessica doesn’t have a small frame? Yes she does. It may be covered in fat…but the frame buried under there is small. Why would Jessica have to starve herself and deprive her body of vital nutrients to remain at a healthy weight? That is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. Seriously – complete stupidity. That paragraph actually made me laugh outloud. This is what amazes me about fat chicks – you actually believe the crap you say. No mention of exercise at all. No clue what it means to eat healthy. Just complete fat chick bullshit.

    I don’t think I’m THAT cool – I just think people like you need a reality check. Living in denial is no way to live life. Yes – I’m sure you’re out there having a blast and stuffing your face. Believe me – I’m not jealous. I’d rather be at work making money and occasionally responding to fat idiots than having a competition with my fat friends to see who can eat the most breadsticks at The Olive Garden while we complain about women who aren’t fat.

    Oh yeah…and you’ll read this post. You’re so delusional that you think you actually made good points and put me in my place…so you can’t WAIT to see what I came up with. Maybe if you weren’t a bitter fat chick you would enjoy life a little more.

  6. Ali

    hey #187 i never said J Hud cant sing, in fact, i think shes the most talented female solo artist ive known in my lifetime, I was just poiting out the fact that some people seem to be the shape they want without scrutinization!

  7. Ali

    p.s. #190 – i dont know about other girls but i dont do housework in ho ho boots..

  8. G

    In light of all of these new occurrences, I’d still fuck her.

  9. Sasha

    I bet half of you commening are her size or larger. She is not fat. She is not super thin. It’s fu**ed that people are freaking out because she gained weight. This is why 5 year olds go on diets.

  10. Fat Chicks Suck

    @209: I’m sure half of the people commenting ARE her size or larger. I’m guessing 99% of the comments from people defending her are her size or larger. Most people are fat.

    Yes, actually, she IS fat. Both in my opinion and in the opinion of medical professionals she is overweight. You’re right that she isn’t super thin – she’s not even close to thin – she is FAT.

    Some 5-year-olds probably DO need to go on diets. People are getting fatter younger than ever anymore and fat lazy parents don’t do a damn thing about it.

  11. sasha

    Fat chicks suck knows everything!!!!!!!!!! I bet you are super healthy and super perfect. We need more people in the world like you, it would be a much better place. I wish i could spend all my time on the superficial commenting on how much fat people suck. Because they do,they arent really even people, we should all strive to be like you. Please teach us your ways!!!!!!!!

  12. ?

    Anyone else think fat chicks suck is really just some CHICK with an eating disorder..? hmmm…

  13. sasha

    i think fat chicks suck is a man who is only 5’6 and has a very small dick.

  14. Fat Chicks Suck

    Hi, I’m actually gay! I spend all of my time on the computer because I have no life. I am just like all the other Americans that I complain about–lazy, pathetic, and worthless! I hate the outdoors and having a real life, so I try to find meaning in the virtual world, hope it works!

  15. Fatty

    Fat Chicks Suck, you are SERIOUSLY retarded. I am a girl and I am quite overweight–have been for the majority of my life. Speaking on behalf of most big women, I must say that we are hardly in denial. I CAN look in the mirror and see myself. I step on the scale and see my weight. I look at my pants size and see the number. It’s not like we’re oblivious to the fact that we are fat. WE KNOW THAT! And I am not here trying to say big is beautfiul and to love your body, but I am trying to say that your assumptions about big girls are very skewed, prejudicial, and flat-out incorrect.

    Most importantly, not all big girls are easy to get into bed. I resent that. I am a virigin and intend to remain that way until I find a man that I am truly in love with.

    Not all fat girls rag on skinny minnies. Some of my best friends are very thin, and I love them for who they are. Of course I am envious of their bodies and their will to work hard and keep it that way, but we don’t hate them just because they are skinny.

    Also, not all fat girls have self-esteem issues. I am very confident and I think quite highly of myself. Yes, I am uncomfortable with my body, but in no way does it determine my amount of self-worth.

    And MOST importantly, some big girls are actively working on losing weight and becoming healthy. I, for one, have recently joined weight watchers after almost 10 years of failed attempts at properly dieting. Granted that I don’t have time for extensive exercise right now, I try to fit it in when I can. I know that being this overweight is unhealthy, and unattractive to many (myself included) and that is why I think so many people are looking to reverse this. Have you noticed that society is becoming more health conscious. Yeah, more than half the nation is obese (not 70% of women–back up your facts, don’t pull them out of your ass) but it takes time for them all to lose weight and try and maintain a healthy lifestyle. It can’t happen overnight. But with the movement towards healthier living, hopefully it will happen.

    All in all, I just don’t think you have the authority to comment on fat women and why they act the way that they do. Until you have walked a mile in their shoes (cliche, heh), you cannot make judgements that are untrue and horribly generalized. So please stop thinking that you are an expert on the subject. Maybe do actual research, you know, the academic kind, instead of using your experiences and observations to make blanket statement about such a large (pun intended) group of people!

  16. Patty

    If Jessica is “fat” then 95% of the US population must be obese!

  17. Patty

    If Jessica is “fat” then 95% of the US population must be obese!

  18. Don

    LOL @ Patty. Maybe not 95%, but probably more than 50%. For the record, I don’t think she’s fat either, but she did put on a few pounds. More Jess to love. And handle. God, I love boobs.

  19. Brittany

    how the hell can anybody call jessica FAT??? shes not even close to FAT nor does she look “unhealthy.” she has obviously gained weight from what were used to seeing her look like but shes always been really thin…… the ONLY pictures where she looks BAD are the ones from her kisscountry concert in her high waisted jeans — not so flattering but give the girl a break…….. i think she still looks good

    its people like the ones whove posted here that make young girls starve themselves……………… in order to be accepted by idiots

  20. Brittany

    how the hell can anybody call jessica FAT??? shes not even close to FAT nor does she look “unhealthy.” she has obviously gained weight from what were used to seeing her look like but shes always been really thin…… the ONLY pictures where she looks BAD are the ones from her kisscountry concert in her high waisted jeans — not so flattering but give the girl a break…….. i think she still looks good

    its people like the ones whove posted here that make young girls starve themselves……………… in order to be accepted by idiots

  21. Brittany

    how the hell can anybody call jessica FAT??? shes not even close to FAT nor does she look “unhealthy.” she has obviously gained weight from what were used to seeing her look like but shes always been really thin…… the ONLY pictures where she looks BAD are the ones from her kisscountry concert in her high waisted jeans — not so flattering but give the girl a break…….. i think she still looks good

    its people like the ones whove posted here that make young girls starve themselves……………… in order to be accepted by idiots

  22. chupacabra

    that body is no longer a “wonderland.”

  23. Ruby

    Jessica looks fucking HOT in these photos! Fuck me, how the hell does anyone think she’s fat?? She looks fucking gorgeous.

  24. Vero

    she still looking amazing whats the problem if she wants to eat!! or do what ever!

    and obviously shes so much fat than a time before, so what?

    she is a human been like every one else, so let her do what ever she wants.

    she has a beutiful voice, and i beat you that she will recover her body in a few weeks afetr all this comments.

    well… thats all

  25. dave

    ya’ll a buncha assHOLES.

    THIS GIRL IS NOT FAT. Why is everyone obcessed with skeletons? Bones sticking out everywhere isn’t beautiful. Being too thin for your body to normally function isn’t HOT. it’s retarded disgusting.

  26. Anthony

    She’s still looks hot here. If it looks nice and trim down there, it’s all good.

  27. Yea whatever.

    I am fat. I am 5 5 and weigh 230lbs. This woman is not fat. I know I’m fat so don’t even go there folks calling me obese and BLAH BLAH BLAH because you know what? You aren’t going to hurt my feelings and make me feel sad and want to cry…boo hoo.

    Jessica is not fat, she is gorgeous. And yes every single guy that posted here would get with her, and if they say otherwise they are SO lying because why else were they looking at this page in the first place?

    Jessica said that when she was playing Daisy Duke she practically lived in a gym and nearly killed herself to sustain her body back then. She might have gained a bit more than she really wanted to but she still looks good, happy, and healthy and that is all that really matters. If she was FAT she would know it just like I do.

    And she may take all this fat fat fat business to heart and lose some weight but if she does that is her decision and good for her to do whatever it takes to make herself feel good about herself.

    Her confidence it sexy, if you ask me. Also, I love her legs.

  28. Nik

    I think she looks beautiful. So what she’s not a size 0, she’s not fat. She looks healthy, not like she lives on a diet of lettuce and carrots.

  29. ben

    what healhy man would not want to be locked up with Jumbo Jessica for a weekend !!!

  30. Jessica Take a break and we’ll talk about this girl. The crowd in the final image. Well, it seems loneyly, pathetic, sweating, or what? How about this sanctuary of HIV in the game of polo red.

  31. julia - fastdebthelp.org

    This Inception movie did one huge headjob on me! I thoroughly enjoyed it though. Need to watch it again, and again, and again :-)

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