Jessica Simpson performs in Daisy Duke cutoffs
There are exactly two possible moves Jessica Simpson could’ve made to draw attention to her weight:
1. Deliberately invited comparisons between her body now and when she played Daisy Duke.
2. Ate a small child.
After seeing these photos, I’m no longer convinced the second option would’ve been the lesser of two evils. Then again, her next gig is at an Idaho Chuck E. Cheese, so it’s anybody’s guess really.