Jessica Simpson is set to perform for the troops in Kuwait on March 10. She’s taking a break from her country album to make the trip according to the following message on her fansite:
“Hey ya’ll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I am hard at work on my country record, and I can’t wait to share it will all of you. I am heading to Kuwait to do a show for the troops, then back in the studio. I love you all and am so blessed by the support and love you show me everyday!! xoxo jess”
While I’m happy to see Jessica Simpson doing something nice for our men and women in uniform, I hope to God she gets topless because otherwise that’s just a slap in the face to these brave individuals. I mean, they’re out there on the front lines catching shrapnel in the anus and, if that happened to me, I’d feel entitled to some boob. If, however, she plans to perform fully clothed, I just have one question for Jessica Simpson: Why do you hate America so much?
Back a few years ago (2003)…
“A third of the American public believes U.S. forces have found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, according to a recent poll by Princeton Survey Research Associates. Twenty-two percent said Iraq actually used chemical or biological weapons against American troops during the invasion.
Before the war, the U.S. media often reported as a fact the assertions by the Bush administration that Iraq possessed large stockpiles of illegal weapons.
During and after the war, reports of possible weapons discoveries were often trumpeted on front pages, while follow-up stories debunking the reports received less attention.
But such weapons have not been found in Iraq and were not used.
Before the war, half of those polled in a survey said Iraqis were among the 19 hijackers on Sept. 11, 2001. But most of the Sept. 11 terrorists were Saudis; none was an Iraqi.”
“Adnan to home base, Adnan to home base, over”
“Home base here, over”
“New development in Operation Meth Squirrel, over”
“Go ahead, over”
“Abandoning operations, no need to bring Spears to Middle East, bigger titted bimbo Jessica Simpson is scheduled to appear for troops.”
“Home base to Adnan, Dude? Are you fucking serious?? Don’t jack me around…Dude, seriously?? Awesome!!! War’s over, that’s all we wanted..some tittays!!! Yaaaah baby, that’s what the fuck I am talking about son! Sweeet! One thing though Adnan, take a long shower and burn that patch off your chin before you come home, over”
What a freak…but Id still mess that up. She is a female, right?
Hey class. How many nukes does a strong nation like Germany have? France? Italy? England? Australia?
How many nukes does Israel have?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons
Very interesting.
How many do we own? Who was the only country in history to use them?
Hey where did Iraq get all that cool military hardware from? The anthrax and all?
Yeah we are sooooooooo righteous. Sick fucking species.
Never forget the animal that we are most like is the chimpanzee. And those motherfuckers are assholes.
Evolution is not necessarily a benefit to the ecology of life. It seems that our lack of sapience is killing us.
#46
Simpson: Needs voice lessons, should burn in hell (as if I actually believed in one…)
Aguilera: I can live with a pornstar-ish look. If there’s anything that porno has taught me it’s to live with small imperfections as long as they are covered up by any means possible, and to have way too high a standard for normal sex to qualify as enjoyable.
Though, you are right about the blonde thing. I don’t dig blondes.
46, what about jess’ hair? you were comparing her to all of christina’s fake stuff, but i guess you realized that jess’ hair changes color just as much as her weight fluctuates. and you forgot about how jess has no singing talent, or acting talent, and has gotten a divorce & is left childess and alone with the exception of her gay hairdresser. makes me sad really.
@54
Uhhhhh….well at least my troll didnt write this…
Those are two WMD she’s hiding under that jacket.
#56
You make a great point. I just assumed it was common knowledge that Jessica has no talent and cannot sing. But I did mention that she needs voice lessons. She does change her hair color a lot and her weight fluctuates but most womens weight fluctuates. If I had to look like either Jessica or Christina, I would choose Jessica because she is all natural. I bet Christina cannot sleep on her stomach because the huge implants make it uncomfortable.
#56
You make a great point. I just assumed it was common knowledge that Jessica has no talent and cannot sing. But I did mention that she needs voice lessons. She does change her hair color a lot and her weight fluctuates but most womens weight fluctuates. If I had to look like either Jessica or Christina, I would choose Jessica because she is all natural. I bet Christina cannot sleep on her stomach because the huge implants make it uncomfortable. And Jessica got a big head and dumped Nick because she thought she could do better and did not want to share her movie money with him. And then Jessica became John Mayers easy booty call and then he dumped her.
Jessica better play it safe and dress conservatively. If she puts out her hooters, like she usually does, one of the soldiers might mistake her for a mother breastfeeding her baby and open fire.
60, thanks for the biography of Jessica Simpson. Where did you get your information? Back issues of People magazine? are schools on vacation because there seem to be an inordinate amount of retards on here this week.
Sending a retard overseas to entertain the retards who joined the military. Sounds about right.
#62
lol!
I do not buy tabloid magazines because they are worthless and mindless information. It is bad enough I get on this site. You seem like an angry person. Perhaps you should take your medication now.
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Is it me, or is there something Confederate about Jessica’s coat?
Oh yeah..
Im sure the troops are like,
I just got my hand blown off..But yay! jessica simpson is performing tonight!
if you want to give the troops something they might actually enjoy ask metallica to play or something..no one cares to hear her lip sync to a crappy song
#66
lol!
You are clever!
Communist whore. Why is she wearing a confederate jacket? Yanks won bitch…
Maybe she’ll get luck and step on an IED.
Oh Man, i wouldn’t want my husband watching her preform…But I can honestly say that i’m jealous of her. XD
64, medication is overrated and it’s for pussies. but thanks for your concern.
Wow, I saw her profile many times on BillionaireFriends. com, where celebrities and wealthy singles mingle. Does she wanna date a super rich man? Or just for fun?
#4, What about when she queefs out the dart and pops the balloon on the other side of the room? That’s my favorite.
Why does her nose always look like it’s pressed against glass? Is it a side affect of talking in a little girl voice?
Right, I’m going back to check my profile on BiliousFronds.com where celebrutards and keen gardeners mingle.
#72
Right on dude!
You are better off doing your usual bong hits!
“Back in the studio”???
Dear God! At least when she ‘performs’ for the troops it isn’t (necessarily) broadcast on every radio and TV station around the world.
#66 and #69: I was thinking the exact same thing.
Yes, the American troops must be entertained in between shooting and torturing civilians.
So much for improving morale among the troops…
Dudes will be pulling pins out of hand grenades and throwing themselves on top of them.
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