My awesome level of jingoism leads me to believe that this picture of Jessica Simpson with her long blond hair and stars and stripes bikini is quite possibly the greatest thing ever and for some reason re-convinces me that Black Hawk helicopters are effective diplomats and that nothing helps keep my gas prices low quite like a Tomahawk missile bearing down on a camel. It also reaffirms that Nick Lachey is on the clock, and has zero chance of holding on to this girl. But hold your head high Nick. Keep in mind, you
Jessica Simpson on the cover of GQ
June 23rd, 2005 // 1 Comment
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I dream of Jeannie (the remake film, she briefly discussed): a sprite child tease internal safety bodacious. But shortly after the show began in August 2003