Jessica Simpson co-hosted The View yesterday but didn’t really talk much when it came to current events. She plugged her new fashion line then resorted to her trademark blank stare for the rest of the show, according to Page Six:
“She was never intended to be on the show as a moderator,” noted an insider who alerted Page Six to the episode. “It was all a big plug for her label – Jessica barely even talked to the guests.”
I think Jessica Simpson should’ve been allowed to talk to the guests. You know, just to see her head explode when one of them tried to explain what a newspaper is. “So, what do you mean?” she’d ask. “You, what’s the word, read? You ‘read’ the words and it puts ‘facts’ in your head about what’s happening in, what was it, the world? I don’t feel so good.” KERPLOW! If that ever happens, I hope her breasts survive. That way, scientists can freeze them and attach them to my cyborg bride when I finally decide to settle down at the age of 80. I figure by then I’ll be senile enough to think marriage is cool. But only to a robot-woman with awesome knockers and, more importantly, an “Off” switch.
OK Superfish…….you have been warned, threatened even by #37. If you don’t straighten up he/she is going to go to another site. And I really think he/she means it.
Is it time for a drink?
If this write up is sexist, then sexist is funny. And also so very true.
52 – It’s ALWAYS time for a drink….got any ideas? I just had lunch so a cool stout from the tap wouldbe good.
Jessica is pretty. You’re all a bunch of haters.
I really don’t care if someone like Jessica Simpson doesn’t know anything about current events, or just gets them wrong. She has one purpose in my life: to give people hard ons. What is said is that the fucking president of this country is about as stupid as this whore.
this chick is so lame. she needs a strong man? Who can handle her. That is the cop out of the year. This chick can’t get a guy – she is a dude looking loser. I mean her sister goes out with a little bitch, so where does that leave jess – a dirty homeless guy with puss coming out of sores
#37 – wow, for someone who claims to be offended so easily you sure do throw out the insult with great ease. “Twatnik”??? Look, I disagreed with your post but if you want to start getting nasty about it I’m pretty sure you will soon be even more offended. Grow up, don’t get so upset that you have to resort to name calling. This is a site for grownups, people might happen to disagree with you. The best posters are the ones who can use humor to put down those others posters they don’t like, not just call them names and get huffy.
The writeup was funny and I’m pretty sure the Fish doesn’t give a crap if you stop coming to this site or not. I know most of the posters won’t give a crap either. As far as you being one of the “few” women posters (or at least you think) we don’t care ’cause the Texas Tranny counts as like 7 female posters all by himself.
Too many idiots are way too politically correct now days. What the Fish posts is called humor. Those of us with a sense of humor understand that. Now, not everyone will find the same things funny but it is not like the Fish said we all need to go out and beat the shit out of dumb bitches or anything like that. Intelligent people know that’s not what he meant. He writes “humor” (look it up if you need to). In fact, all he wrote was that her head might explode if any thoughts entered it – that is not violence against women. That is a satirical look at what we image will happen to stupid people. Gender is not an issue. Of course – intelligent Twatniks know that. People like you make the Jessica Simpsons of the world look intelligent.
Ok, I’m gonna have to explain Belles again….
Look, it’s called manners. I know it’s kind of foreign, but the thing is – we Belles can sense the proper time to speak and when to shut up and look pretty. (In Jess’s case this would be most of the time).
I don’t think this is sexist, in fact if men followed this rule too the world would be a lot better.
PS= Fish, I’m gonna be taken by the time you’re 80, you know. Hell, I’ll probably be taken by the time you’re 31.
Time’s a tickin.
Heeehee…. I crack myself up.
this is not the fuckin new york times people! i’m a lady and i don’t find this post to be sexist in the least. if you can’t be crude and social unexceptable on the G.D. superficial then god help all us. there are no real threats here…just simple humor. and its jessica simpson for crying out loud.
By the way , she’s not talented and is not a good artist. You just have two huge tits and a semi-hot little body!
She is a few years away from being with Kristy Alley and Valarie. I can see an explosion coming soon trust me
jessica is a good girl…she doesnt do drug she doesnt pole dancing. and she’s pretty too…although she sometimes look bad. you do have a bad hair or face day once in a while dont u.
She looked like a scared..lost DOG.
So out of place.
On top of it..
Her latest movie is another FLOP!
Go figure..Fade into obscurity already.
pretty girl, her hair is shining, i like her bag. where did she buy it? someone told me that her profile on a dating site includes many her secrets, maybe she leave her idea there, i will go there and have a check.
Very hot ! Her nude profile and some of her nice nude photos were found on a nudist date site named Nudistonly.com . I was curious why she was there . Is she a nudist ? Anyone can advise ?
Can i happily say i HATE Paris Hilton,Nicole Ritchie,Britney Spears, Kim Karwhatever,LINDSAY LOHAN & Jessica Simpson.
What stupid,pointless,borderline retarded cunts these almost women are.
It’s a good thing she didn’t talk,have u heard her talk?
I think MTV wanted a new comedy show when they offered her & monkey man there own reality show.
She is so fucking dumb & not in an uneducated way,but,in a not quite all there way. :)
She’d better release a clothing line, no-one buys her boring music, the reality show is over,her B-grade,bimbo movie career has got no-one interested & no-one has offered her a fragrance line, yet….