To whoever convinced Jessica Simpson all men want to secretly bang Daisy Duck, hardy har har, asshole.
I kid. High five! Do Heidi Montag next.
Is this what washed out celebrities do with their spare time?
Fuck up their faces?
I didn’t know. I’ll be back. I’ve been slacking off.
Hmm wonder if those lips are talented enough to bring down my zipper hands free!!!
fifth! Whoo! maybe even earlier, or later…Yeah!
I like your drive, Mike Hawk.
She looks like a white version of Jamie Foxx’s “Wanda”.
Plump lips, too bad she doesn’t go down – big reason for Nick to dump her @$$.
These people’s reality is so twisted, they think that tits, lips, cheeks, and foreheads should be immovable objects that look sewn on. I don’t know if that is more or less sad than the people who think they are hotter after doing it.
Somewhere along the line women got jealous of guys modding their cars, so they started modding their bodies. Check out the spoiler on that bitches face!
Romo the Homo enjoys those lips…
suckin’ on his ass!
I’d love for those lips to engulf my sac.
inflate to 5,50 or 500 pounds, whatever it takes to fill the void…
rave…that is hilarious!!! i can hear her saying “i wanna drive merscadees and eat scrimps too!!!” hahah i loved wanda….i just wish wanda and shanaenae could have done a sketch together….THAT would be hilarious!!
btw…yes, her lips look like someone shoved a garden hose in them….very niiiice!!! ahahahahahaha
i meant RANT….my bad!!! :)
HA! What a maroon! as Bugs Bunny would say.
she is fat now. Like in every pic. i see her now she is trying to cover her fat up and do things so ppl wont notice that she is gaining weight. It’s disgusting! she needs to lose weight!!! seriously!
Wow, yeah this is bad…
she is hoping she’ll be able to convince little sister to let her be breast fed with big suckerfucker lips like that while Daddy fucks her from behind and Pete is going through her closet.
I know what those gnarly lips would be great for.
@14 – Jessica Simpson gains and loses weight a lot. Meaning, her D cups are probably getting pretty saggy by this point.
But seriously, at least once a year, you’ll see pictures of her where she looks chunky and then a month later there’ll be a magazine cover about “How Jess Lost the Weight!”
Those lips look awful!
And that jawline…does anyone else think she looks like william dafoe?
That’s it baby !!!
Get that padding redone in those high-speed cock suckers. Romo wearing it thin already ?
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