Jessica Simpson should go easy on the collagen

November 18th, 2008 // 65 Comments

To whoever convinced Jessica Simpson all men want to secretly bang Daisy Duck, hardy har har, asshole.

I kid. High five! Do Heidi Montag next.

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  1. Shit For Brains

    Is this what washed out celebrities do with their spare time?

    Fuck up their faces?

    I didn’t know. I’ll be back. I’ve been slacking off.

  2. Hmm wonder if those lips are talented enough to bring down my zipper hands free!!!

  3. Mike Hawk

    fifth! Whoo! maybe even earlier, or later…Yeah!

  4. Shit For Brains

    I like your drive, Mike Hawk.

  5. Rant

    She looks like a white version of Jamie Foxx’s “Wanda”.

  6. DirtyMan12

    Plump lips, too bad she doesn’t go down – big reason for Nick to dump her @$$.

  7. JM

    These people’s reality is so twisted, they think that tits, lips, cheeks, and foreheads should be immovable objects that look sewn on. I don’t know if that is more or less sad than the people who think they are hotter after doing it.

    Somewhere along the line women got jealous of guys modding their cars, so they started modding their bodies. Check out the spoiler on that bitches face!

  8. Romo the Homo enjoys those lips…

    suckin’ on his ass!

  9. DirtyMan12

    I’d love for those lips to engulf my sac.

  10. bakinmycake

    inflate to 5,50 or 500 pounds, whatever it takes to fill the void…

  11. urfavbrunette

    rave…that is hilarious!!! i can hear her saying “i wanna drive merscadees and eat scrimps too!!!” hahah i loved wanda….i just wish wanda and shanaenae could have done a sketch together….THAT would be hilarious!!

    btw…yes, her lips look like someone shoved a garden hose in them….very niiiice!!! ahahahahahaha

  12. urfavbrunette

    i meant RANT….my bad!!! :)

  13. Jrz

    HA! What a maroon! as Bugs Bunny would say.

  14. rachel

    she is fat now. Like in every pic. i see her now she is trying to cover her fat up and do things so ppl wont notice that she is gaining weight. It’s disgusting! she needs to lose weight!!! seriously!

  15. Candace

    Wow, yeah this is bad…

    eek..lol

  16. It's Me Fuckers!!

    she is hoping she’ll be able to convince little sister to let her be breast fed with big suckerfucker lips like that while Daddy fucks her from behind and Pete is going through her closet.

  17. Sport

    I know what those gnarly lips would be great for.

  18. Me 2

    @14 – Jessica Simpson gains and loses weight a lot. Meaning, her D cups are probably getting pretty saggy by this point.

    But seriously, at least once a year, you’ll see pictures of her where she looks chunky and then a month later there’ll be a magazine cover about “How Jess Lost the Weight!”

  19. bar room hero

    Those lips look awful!
    And that jawline…does anyone else think she looks like william dafoe?

  20. Howard

    That’s it baby !!!

    Get that padding redone in those high-speed cock suckers. Romo wearing it thin already ?

  21. Allie Hampton

    Every day beings a new reason to be disgusted with Jessica Simpson. Usually it’s in the area of LYING, which the whole Simpson family seems to major in (what the heck was Joe doing whilst pretending to be a “preacher”?! Why don’t people do after him the way they did after Jim and Tammy Faye, et al?!)

    “I tried it once, I didn’t like it” – she’s OBVIOUSLY been doing the collagen thing for a long time! We aren’t stupid, Jessica. We knew your sister had a nose job, we know you are (stupidly – she doesn’t even need it) getting crap shot into your lips.

    She’s 28! What the heck will she be doing in her 30s? Total face transplant?

    Barf. She’s just gross. Go away.

  22. A beautiful face like that doesn’t need ANY improvement. Hard to believe these beauties are buying into all the hype.

  23. Holyfuck

    She’s like Claire in The Breakfast Club. She looks OK now but she’s pushing maximum density.

    When she gets older it’s gonna get ugly.

  24. Mcfeely Smackup

    I’m so sick of this whole family of degenerates and murderers. Jessica, Ashlee, OJ, they just can’t keep doing F’d up shit to themselves and others to stay in the news. How does one family get so screwed up?

  25. Fernanado Narcos

    I just wanna put it in her pooper before she completely fugs out.

  26. AJ

    She has her cross right next to her cleavage. She is a great example for all religious people; no pre-marital sex, and then dump your husband and be an easy booty call for John Mayer and then have your dad fix you up with a football player even though you hate football.

  27. Jennifere

    OH dear lord… wtf?

  28. Samuel

    #18

    She already got implants to firm her girls but the constant weight gain and weight loss will make them sag soon and she will need new bigger implants to look breast implant perky.

  29. James

    Again with the fish lips. Why does she do this? I don’t get it.

  30. Ghanagirl

    hahaha- white women always want what black women have naturally!

  31. Jeff W.

    God, she’s just so dumb.

  32. PunkA

    Those lips are perfect for sucking on a big juicy cock. or in the case of Tony Homo, a small, dry and shriveled Wisconsin cheese dick.

  33. Big bad wolf

    All the better for sucking dicks my dear

  34. Holyfuck

    Those lips are worthless wnless she has control over her gag reflex. She doesn’t strike me as the kind to take the whole thing. She’s compensating.

  35. Clem

    @30 And that’s why they always spend tons of money on afro looking weaves and wigs right?

    I used to think Jessica Simpson was hot as you like but now?…I can just see a sad, vacuous, girl who will do anything for a man. I smell suicide.

  36. Clem

    @30 And that’s why they always spend tons of money on afro looking weaves and wigs right?

    I used to think Jessica Simpson was hot as you like but now?…I can just see a sad, vacuous, girl who will do anything for a man. I smell suicide.

  37. p0nk

    AFLAC!!!!!!

  38. Yomama

    Those fucking imbeciles are caricatures of themselves

  39. Tom K

    White girls really need to stop doing that shit because they look like idiots!! She used to be pretty what the fuck happened to her?!?!?!?!?

  40. Tom K

    White girls really need to stop doing that shit because they look like idiots!! She used to be pretty what the fuck happened to her?!?!?!?!?

  41. Tom K

    White girls really need to stop doing that shit because they look like idiots!! She used to be pretty what the fuck happened to her?!?!?!?!?

  42. Binky

    Binky’s Handy Guide to Plastic Surgery.

    Jess. It’s ‘bubble-butt’ – not ‘bubble lips.’

    And ‘Double-Bubble’ is a chewing gum – so don’t even think about going there either.

  43. Mama Pinkus

    I don’t remember this fishlip craze before Angelina Jolie hit the scene.

  44. Mama Pinkus

    I don’t remember this fishlip craze before Angelina Jolie hit the scene.

  45. Like she needs anything that makes her look even dumber….

  46. peterpills

    People can be so cruel: She’s taking trombone lessons.

  47. OnlyGayEskimo

    She’s the sexiest duck in the whole pond.
    Quack quack.

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  49. Parker

    I don’t care what anyone thinks. Buttfucking this girl would be a dream come true. Got to avoid her nasty snatch though. That belongs to her father.

  50. Laura

    Those pants do NOT flatter her body type!

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