To whoever convinced Jessica Simpson all men want to secretly bang Daisy Duck, hardy har har, asshole.
I kid. High five! Do Heidi Montag next.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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Shit For Brains | November 18, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Is this what washed out celebrities do with their spare time?
Fuck up their faces?
I didn’t know. I’ll be back. I’ve been slacking off.
Rough Daddy | November 18, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Hmm wonder if those lips are talented enough to bring down my zipper hands free!!!
Mike Hawk | November 18, 2008 at 4:12 pm
fifth! Whoo! maybe even earlier, or later…Yeah!
Shit For Brains | November 18, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I like your drive, Mike Hawk.
Rant | November 18, 2008 at 4:16 pm
She looks like a white version of Jamie Foxx’s “Wanda”.
DirtyMan12 | November 18, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Plump lips, too bad she doesn’t go down – big reason for Nick to dump her @$$.
JM | November 18, 2008 at 4:18 pm
These people’s reality is so twisted, they think that tits, lips, cheeks, and foreheads should be immovable objects that look sewn on. I don’t know if that is more or less sad than the people who think they are hotter after doing it.
Somewhere along the line women got jealous of guys modding their cars, so they started modding their bodies. Check out the spoiler on that bitches face!
ChuckleHead | November 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Romo the Homo enjoys those lips…
suckin’ on his ass!
DirtyMan12 | November 18, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I’d love for those lips to engulf my sac.
bakinmycake | November 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm
inflate to 5,50 or 500 pounds, whatever it takes to fill the void…
urfavbrunette | November 18, 2008 at 4:24 pm
rave…that is hilarious!!! i can hear her saying “i wanna drive merscadees and eat scrimps too!!!” hahah i loved wanda….i just wish wanda and shanaenae could have done a sketch together….THAT would be hilarious!!
btw…yes, her lips look like someone shoved a garden hose in them….very niiiice!!! ahahahahahaha
urfavbrunette | November 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm
i meant RANT….my bad!!! :)
Jrz | November 18, 2008 at 4:29 pm
HA! What a maroon! as Bugs Bunny would say.
rachel | November 18, 2008 at 4:38 pm
she is fat now. Like in every pic. i see her now she is trying to cover her fat up and do things so ppl wont notice that she is gaining weight. It’s disgusting! she needs to lose weight!!! seriously!
Candace | November 18, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Wow, yeah this is bad…
eek..lol
It's Me Fuckers!! | November 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm
she is hoping she’ll be able to convince little sister to let her be breast fed with big suckerfucker lips like that while Daddy fucks her from behind and Pete is going through her closet.
Sport | November 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I know what those gnarly lips would be great for.
Me 2 | November 18, 2008 at 4:47 pm
@14 – Jessica Simpson gains and loses weight a lot. Meaning, her D cups are probably getting pretty saggy by this point.
But seriously, at least once a year, you’ll see pictures of her where she looks chunky and then a month later there’ll be a magazine cover about “How Jess Lost the Weight!”
bar room hero | November 18, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Those lips look awful!
And that jawline…does anyone else think she looks like william dafoe?
Howard | November 18, 2008 at 4:57 pm
That’s it baby !!!
Get that padding redone in those high-speed cock suckers. Romo wearing it thin already ?
Allie Hampton | November 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Every day beings a new reason to be disgusted with Jessica Simpson. Usually it’s in the area of LYING, which the whole Simpson family seems to major in (what the heck was Joe doing whilst pretending to be a “preacher”?! Why don’t people do after him the way they did after Jim and Tammy Faye, et al?!)
“I tried it once, I didn’t like it” – she’s OBVIOUSLY been doing the collagen thing for a long time! We aren’t stupid, Jessica. We knew your sister had a nose job, we know you are (stupidly – she doesn’t even need it) getting crap shot into your lips.
She’s 28! What the heck will she be doing in her 30s? Total face transplant?
Barf. She’s just gross. Go away.
Amy, Austin Personal Trainers | November 18, 2008 at 5:12 pm
A beautiful face like that doesn’t need ANY improvement. Hard to believe these beauties are buying into all the hype.
Holyfuck | November 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
She’s like Claire in The Breakfast Club. She looks OK now but she’s pushing maximum density.
When she gets older it’s gonna get ugly.
Mcfeely Smackup | November 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I’m so sick of this whole family of degenerates and murderers. Jessica, Ashlee, OJ, they just can’t keep doing F’d up shit to themselves and others to stay in the news. How does one family get so screwed up?
Fernanado Narcos | November 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I just wanna put it in her pooper before she completely fugs out.
AJ | November 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm
She has her cross right next to her cleavage. She is a great example for all religious people; no pre-marital sex, and then dump your husband and be an easy booty call for John Mayer and then have your dad fix you up with a football player even though you hate football.
Jennifere | November 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm
OH dear lord… wtf?
Samuel | November 18, 2008 at 5:28 pm
#18
She already got implants to firm her girls but the constant weight gain and weight loss will make them sag soon and she will need new bigger implants to look breast implant perky.
James | November 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Again with the fish lips. Why does she do this? I don’t get it.
Ghanagirl | November 18, 2008 at 5:38 pm
hahaha- white women always want what black women have naturally!
Jeff W. | November 18, 2008 at 5:43 pm
God, she’s just so dumb.
PunkA | November 18, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Those lips are perfect for sucking on a big juicy cock. or in the case of Tony Homo, a small, dry and shriveled Wisconsin cheese dick.
Big bad wolf | November 18, 2008 at 6:11 pm
All the better for sucking dicks my dear
Holyfuck | November 18, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Those lips are worthless wnless she has control over her gag reflex. She doesn’t strike me as the kind to take the whole thing. She’s compensating.
Clem | November 18, 2008 at 6:30 pm
@30 And that’s why they always spend tons of money on afro looking weaves and wigs right?
I used to think Jessica Simpson was hot as you like but now?…I can just see a sad, vacuous, girl who will do anything for a man. I smell suicide.
Clem | November 18, 2008 at 6:30 pm
@30 And that’s why they always spend tons of money on afro looking weaves and wigs right?
I used to think Jessica Simpson was hot as you like but now?…I can just see a sad, vacuous, girl who will do anything for a man. I smell suicide.
p0nk | November 18, 2008 at 6:37 pm
AFLAC!!!!!!
Yomama | November 18, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Those fucking imbeciles are caricatures of themselves
Tom K | November 18, 2008 at 7:06 pm
White girls really need to stop doing that shit because they look like idiots!! She used to be pretty what the fuck happened to her?!?!?!?!?
Tom K | November 18, 2008 at 7:06 pm
White girls really need to stop doing that shit because they look like idiots!! She used to be pretty what the fuck happened to her?!?!?!?!?
Tom K | November 18, 2008 at 7:06 pm
White girls really need to stop doing that shit because they look like idiots!! She used to be pretty what the fuck happened to her?!?!?!?!?
Binky | November 18, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Binky’s Handy Guide to Plastic Surgery.
Jess. It’s ‘bubble-butt’ – not ‘bubble lips.’
And ‘Double-Bubble’ is a chewing gum – so don’t even think about going there either.
Mama Pinkus | November 18, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I don’t remember this fishlip craze before Angelina Jolie hit the scene.
Mama Pinkus | November 18, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I don’t remember this fishlip craze before Angelina Jolie hit the scene.
Famous Plastic | November 18, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Like she needs anything that makes her look even dumber….
peterpills | November 18, 2008 at 8:09 pm
People can be so cruel: She’s taking trombone lessons.
OnlyGayEskimo | November 18, 2008 at 8:46 pm
She’s the sexiest duck in the whole pond.
Quack quack.
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Parker | November 18, 2008 at 9:03 pm
I don’t care what anyone thinks. Buttfucking this girl would be a dream come true. Got to avoid her nasty snatch though. That belongs to her father.
Laura | November 18, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Those pants do NOT flatter her body type!