Because who doesn’t love being compared to their younger, hotter self? Jessica Simpson has apparently made her Daisy Dukes a permanent part of her stage show. Here’s Jessica wearing them on Friday and Saturday night while performing outside Los Angeles, and your eyes don’t deceive you: It’s the same pair. Ladies and gentleman, we’ve got ourselves a never-nude.*
*Didn’t get that joke. I weep for you.
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Beth | March 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Brooke again, wtf? Two stories in one day???
…oh…wait…it’s Jessica…
Raffy | March 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Arrested Development FTW.
>.> | March 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Eww…
The Geekologie Writer | March 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm
You show me a naked dinosaur and I’ll show you my O-face.
Sid | March 16, 2009 at 3:11 pm
She’s just being practical. With her thighs adding more thunder every day, she’d have to buy a new pair of jeans every week.
steve | March 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I’d be happy to be her analyst-therapist.
K lee | March 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Never nudes are no laughing matter. There are dozens of us!
Tobias | March 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Cindy | March 16, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Must be a real privilege to be the assistant who gets to scrub the shorts with Monistat each night.
rumble grumble gurgle roar | March 16, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I’d lick that up down and all around until she shot gravy..then would go back for seconds..thirds..fourths….etc. she’s hot..and I would love to have her press those thighs up against my ears.
sluggo | March 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I LOVE HER LEGS!!! As long as she doesn’t get cankles, she’ll be hot in my book. I wish I could be gettin’ busy with her!!!
never huh? | March 16, 2009 at 3:31 pm
i don’t get it.
Jeff | March 16, 2009 at 3:32 pm
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!! I normally don’t ever comment but ..
it had to be admired.
britney's weave | March 16, 2009 at 3:34 pm
well she can’t exactly show off her toned stomach, now can she? at this point, girl is out of options. it’s the legs or the gut–take your pick.
___ | March 16, 2009 at 3:35 pm
#10, you wouldn’t do shit and you know it. You’re a friggin douchebag. I guarantee you have never tasted pussy in your life.
“until she shot gravy”…WTF?
Straight up douchebag. Congrats.
arealcad | March 16, 2009 at 3:35 pm
she could crush a guy’s skull with those thighs.
Delgo | March 16, 2009 at 3:37 pm
pic 5, looks like a hardcore singer
sluggo | March 16, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I’d love her to choke me out with those thighs :-b
Don't Fight It, Just Die. | March 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I always thought he just really liked cut offs.
Lowlands | March 16, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Where’s my legal Sweetie??
Amy | March 16, 2009 at 3:47 pm
She wears cutoffs because she cannot squeeze her fat thighs and ass into anything that covers more than her crotch.
Those are bermuda shorts on anyone else, by the way.
Darth | March 16, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Crisis time is cutoffs time!? It’s good to see that Jessica simpson has a warm heart for the folks!
Just Some Guy | March 16, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Thanks for the memories #6. I had completely forgotten about that joke.
Sauron | March 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Great muscular legs! What’s her 100 meter time!?
Deacon Jones | March 16, 2009 at 3:59 pm
She reminds of a sorority girl that put on the mandatory 5-15 pounds over her freshmen winter months, and is now trying to squeeze back into her summer outfits and is realizing just how big she’s gotten, so she starts fucking 2-3 guys a weekend to feel better about herself.
Amused | March 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I felt bad for her at first but now all my sympathy is gone, she’s an annoying attention whore, and nobody looks good in clothes that are 3 sizes too small..adding a bigger button-up doesn’t make it look better either, nor does it make her ‘country’
Samantha | March 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I saw her Friday night with Rascal Flatts in San Diego (“outside LA.” that cracks me up) and she looked damn good! :O) She can wear daisy dukes anytime! She looked hot and the singing wasn’t so bad either….
Samantha | March 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I saw her Friday night with Rascal Flatts in San Diego (“outside LA.” that cracks me up) and she looked damn good! :O) She can wear daisy dukes anytime! She looked hot and the singing wasn’t so bad either….
Delgo | March 16, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I’d still stick her, but . . .
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5238/hardcore.jpg
Fati | March 16, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I think the bigger issue here is when she is going to finally reveal that she is pregnant. Or is she gonna let us find out on our own?
kingofbeer | March 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm
She looks pretty good imo. I like the curves.
heather | March 16, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I NEVER comment but I HAD to give some Arrested Development love! Amazingness!
maeby | March 16, 2009 at 4:48 pm
dugg for arrested development reference
LJ | March 16, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Nein Wohlstandig Nude
Kristen | March 16, 2009 at 5:09 pm
hahaha a never nude. That makes things awkward at the Korean spa.
justifiable | March 16, 2009 at 5:14 pm
#30 Fati, if you can’t tell a pregnancy bump from all-over weight gain from too much wings, pizza, beer, guacamole, nachos and funnel cake stay the hell out of Acapulco and Papa Ginos. It’ll only be embarassing for you when you try to file a paternity suit against them.
supersex | March 16, 2009 at 5:14 pm
i love this bitch
ItsFullOfPoop | March 16, 2009 at 5:18 pm
When you say “outside Los Angeles’ do you mean “strip mall in the desert”?
Golgo13 | March 16, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Marvel should cast her as the new Thor. Or maybe Joe Ruby’s Thundarr the Barbarian. Or not…
sushi | March 16, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Just because she sings country music, doesn’t mean she needs to dress like she just walked out of her double wide trailer for her job at Walmart.
She looks terrible and pathetic. Of course, she’ll have the last laugh when she announces that she and her trapped boyfriend are expecting.
crabby old guy | March 16, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Perhaps something in a lovely MooMoo, Jessica. Now THAT’S what all the really “hot” babes are wearing!
No. Really. I’m telling you the truth. As far as you know.
Amanda | March 16, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Love the arrested development reference!
Wachovia | March 16, 2009 at 6:07 pm
She has creepy short midget legs. Ew!
Mike Oxbhig | March 16, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I love the haters on here. EVERY SINGLE GUY on here would pay for an opportunity to taste her…and more. But thats ok, you fat asses keep sitting there making fun of her while eating your donuts, drinking your latte’s and taking in 4000 calories a day (and countless carbs).
Shes a fucking HOT ASS woman and Id guarantee shes looks better than any of your wives, girlfriends, transvestite lovers or hermaphrodite partners (the last 2 thrown in to cover you west coast flakes).
Jealousy is simply and clearly the fear that you do not have value. Jealousy scans for evidence to prove the point – that others will be preferred and rewarded more than you.
Amber | March 16, 2009 at 6:21 pm
TOBIAS FUNKE!!!!
g_girl | March 16, 2009 at 6:21 pm
why did they take that show off? ;(
missywissy | March 16, 2009 at 7:12 pm
This girl should quit trying so hard. She could be a real talent if she would just cool it with the southern girl act. I know she’s from Texas, but to me she just always seems like she’s trying to force the issue on everyone and using it to sell herself and it really falls flat. I liked her better when she dressed nice and sang pretty.
Courtyardpigeon | March 16, 2009 at 7:14 pm
does this woman own a mirror?
justifiable | March 16, 2009 at 7:25 pm
#44 Yeah yeah yeah, we’ll are jealous uggo fatties and haterz here – every 14 year old girl who still loved chubby Britty Spears when she shaved her head beat that one to death so you know where that puts you, dude. If you like the look, fine. But here’s a radical concept for ya, not everyone who dislikes thick muscular legs in strappy sandals under a body crammed into too-tight clothing is a jealous hating fatty. It’s called taste. We also know we have value and unlike Jessica we don’t have to dress like this out of desperation to prove it. If her looks are now a sexual turnoff because she indulged in a lot of overeating and she’s still promoting herself as sexy, people will react. accordingly. And just so you know Jessica won’t be calling to thank you and autograph your Sociology 101 textbook anytime soon.
Bluth lover | March 16, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Annyong!