Jessica Simpson: ‘Must. Never. Stop. Wearing. Cutoffs.’
Because who doesn’t love being compared to their younger, hotter self? Jessica Simpson has apparently made her Daisy Dukes a permanent part of her stage show. Here’s Jessica wearing them on Friday and Saturday night while performing outside Los Angeles, and your eyes don’t deceive you: It’s the same pair. Ladies and gentleman, we’ve got ourselves a never-nude.*
*Didn’t get that joke. I weep for you.