TMZ is claiming the above photos show Jessica Simpson leaving her hotel this weekend with alleged boyfriend Billy Corgan behind her. I honestly can’t tell if it’s him so I’m leaving it up to you guys to decide, but you’d figure someone would’ve pointed this out earlier in the week. Then again, I’m assuming anyone even knows who Billy Corgan is anymore and/or give a shit, so it legitimately could’ve taken this long to notice him. To prove my point, Billy Corgan was your barista this morning at Starbucks. True story.
Photos: Splash News
FACE | December 9, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I still want a slice of that broad
FACE | December 9, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I still want a slice of that broad
Dirk Nirkin | December 9, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Its him. Its baffling.
Jrz | December 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
It’s Les Nessman from WKRP in Cincinnati
SA | December 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
…didn’t he go Christian now? Some website?
lily | December 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
this will be the relationship that works for jessica.
MillJew | December 9, 2009 at 1:18 pm
He banged Tila Tequila last spring. He obviously lost his shit a long time ago.
Devildowninga | December 9, 2009 at 1:23 pm
That’s him. Looks like he’s still in shock over whatever the fuck happened…..
billyboy | December 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Thats not even him, you fuck sticks
titsonsnack | December 9, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Meh. Dude is like, Courtney Love’s BFF. This is light years better than that.
malberry | December 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm
the world IS a vampire!
Lok | December 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Jessica’s gut is the size of a smashed pumpkin, so this all makes sense.
havoc | December 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm
God I hated that guys fucking voice…..
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watch lost free | December 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
He looks more like a Russian hippy to me! lol anyway, I love smashing pumpkins!
Stevo | December 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm
He’s going from Smashing Pumpkin’s to banging a pumpkin!! Isn’t that the natural order??
meh | December 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm
she looks like just an average girl off the street
totally deptressed | December 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm
its totally him and i’m going to stab myself in the leg.
mamamiasweetpeaches | December 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I was gonna say “I dont care” but then I thought of THIS : What if she records an album of his music? How frickin so-bad-its-good would THAT be? get drunk and listen to her kill that already bad “Rat In A Cage” song!
michelle | December 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
definitely agree by thinking it is him… makes me want to gag.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm
rock stars always end up with fat chicks late in their career
bert | December 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm
It just goes to show you the power of the pussy. It defies all logic for a genius like him to be hooking up with a simpleton like her. I mean I doubt hes following her around because he like to engage in deep conversation with her.
jaffo | December 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Here”s a true story: Billy Corgan fronted one of the greatest bands of an entire decade. YOU are a piss ant blogger who gets by mocking others while you create nothing and recycle the same jokes over and over. True story…
sim | December 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Why does he look jaundice??
Great White Pygmy | December 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Whatever. As long as she stays away from Cowboys!
vhw | December 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm
he did date courtney love not many years ago, right? This can only be seen as improvement if that’s the case
havoc | December 9, 2009 at 2:36 pm
His voice sounds like someone painted his balls with turpentine.
This guy could join fucking Weezer and no one would notice.
He should shack up with the fag from REM instead….
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Dexy | December 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Oh no… Why Billy? Damn those humongous boobs of hers. I must go punch myself in the face now.
Rough 360 | December 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm
What the hellllll, just when you need Papi Joe to execute a good c-blocking on this faux fruit and he’s no where to be found….
Katie | December 9, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Leave Smashing Pumpkins alone!!!
And I do not think that is him… he is much hotter. Let me see that guy bald and u can tell for sure
EricLR | December 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Homer Simpson, dodging washed-up rock stars
Hecubus | December 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I would burn all of my Smashing Pumpkins albums but ironically I gave them to a dumb girl I was trying to screw a few years ago.
Brian | December 9, 2009 at 3:46 pm
It’s definitely him. He’s still grasping for the relevance that left him in early 2000.
Jim Jones | December 9, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Not sure who to feel bad for there.
Jim Jones | December 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Not sure who to feel bad for there.
Andrew | December 9, 2009 at 4:24 pm
He looks like he’s about to knife her from behind.
David Hasslehoff's Beer Farts | December 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm
# 29. Katie
Thats him….
oh and Smashing Pumpkins stink!
j-sin | December 9, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Billy is trying to Smash that Pumpkin.
Grammar Cop | December 9, 2009 at 6:58 pm
What sort of meaning was this sentence intended to convey?
“Then again, I’m assuming anyone even knows who Billy Corgan is anymore and/or give a shit, so it legitimately could’ve taken this long to notice him.”
And this is your job? What a country!
Aims | December 9, 2009 at 8:06 pm
LOl, to whoever posted “I still want a slice of that broad” I’m pretty sure you could have a slice, theres plenty to go around… we could probably feed many with that ever growing butt! LOL
steadyfreddy | December 9, 2009 at 8:21 pm
“The Cold Stares are the greatest 2 man rock and roll band in history”
supposedly they met at a Cold Stares concert?….
this is all I could find-
http://www.thecoldstares.com
Vince Lombardi | December 9, 2009 at 8:30 pm
It’s Roger Clemens.
I call 'em as I see 'em | December 9, 2009 at 10:01 pm
I dunno, I’m thinkin’ not…Billy Corgan is pretty damn tall, over 6 feet, and in these pix, he looks the same height as Jessica. Damned if that ain’t the same pained, unhappy mug, though…
I call 'em as I see 'em | December 9, 2009 at 10:06 pm
And #4, hahahahahahahahahaha
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
seriously, I was crying, I laughed so hard…
greatest.comment.ever.
dsi r4 | December 9, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Jessica Simpson & Billy Corgan finally caught on camera. Nice proof. It is definitely him.
Kelly | December 9, 2009 at 11:10 pm
I LOVE BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever since I saw him in the film clip, ‘Ava Adore’, I was in LOVE. I would love him to suck my neck anytime!!!! Oh wow, he’s so mysterious and gorgeous!!
As for Jessica? Until she looks like she did in Dukes of Hazzard, I have no interest in the bitch.
anneymarc | December 10, 2009 at 3:55 am
wow she is looking so gorgeous.
Enhanced Kre-Alkalyn
Nash | December 10, 2009 at 5:00 am
He did rant on a few years back about how ‘The Britneys’ (which presumably includes the likes of Tubby here) were ruining music. Maybe this is his way of trying to bring that shit down form the inside. Way inside.
gö?üs esteti?i | December 10, 2009 at 6:11 am
I love smashing pumpkins..
cc | December 10, 2009 at 7:29 am
He looks like he just finished tossing someone’s salad. Someone with dysentary.
Donald D Duck | December 10, 2009 at 8:55 am
Is that him? Well, if it looks like a duck and sings like a duck…