Jessica Simpson – wait for it – IN A BIKINI!

At #46: I agree with you, but why even bother, what can you expect from a dumbass who can’t even spell -masturbating- correctly?

yeah they are not natural. She was born with milk monsters but they have since gone under the knife. I looked at Sara’s link and they were huge and now they have been pared down. Too bad.
I really don’t care. I am just waiting for my Viagra to kick in so I can spend an hour or two wackin’ the willy to porn. Not that it is any of your concern so fuck off.

I’d hit it.

I’ve not heard of milk monsters? American passtime, yes?

And in other news-
So Jesse V goes on Larry King and they have him introduce himself and then they bring in a variety of panelists. Larry keeps lobbing questions to the panelists – who no one’s ever heard of – and then gives Jesse, who looks like simmering Mount St Helen’s about 20 secs to burb, then goes to commercial.
The highlight of the show was when the Republican shill guy complained FDR didn’t fight in the second World War Two.
Larry, the shill?, pipes up : “But he couldn’t walk.”

( I wish I was making this up America – maybe check it out while you boogie to the new David Cook CD etc)

So I’m trying to edit that last post – to make it somewhat humorous – and all of a sudden it’s already posted.
(These NSA pricks never know when to move.)

I dont think its even her!

Good point. #57
You obwee-us-lee good at analyzing current situWaYtions…
Inside job ?

Forget the bikini pictures, shes fuckin naked in that one picture.

Forget the bikini pictures –
Don’t forget -
9/11 was an inside job.

I must admit Knee that last link of yours was a bit better than your ‘Kelly on the Stairs effort”
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So, Inside job ‘Asshole Cliff ” ?
Cliff Notes : Inside job.

Yeah the feudal system will be back as the energy crisis looms. Martial Law will be enacted to let’s say protect us from the terrorist (protect the interests from the scum of the earth – the poor). Gas will be $8 in a couple years and food is gonna keep rising. Fresh water is depleting rapidly.
Inside job?
Don’t worry. History just keeps on repeating itself cuz there are too many idiots that don’t read history.

The World as One!
Now get back to work slave.

I’m sorry but that’s Jessica Simpson in a TOWEL not in a BIKINI….

Now I have really started to feel sorry for her. She keeps getting left, she can’t get a job (really, would you want her running a cash register at Target?) and now her medical history is up for all the world to see.

@55 A Complaint I Heard From A Contemporary of FDR:
(Totally True) Many American farmers were raising pigs – too many – and there was no market so they were going broke. Our government told them “Quit raising pigs” but they didn’t listen. The end result was that President Franklin Delanor Roosevelt had to buy all these pigs to save the farmers. Then he ordered them lined up in front of ditches and shot and buried (the pigs, not the farmers).

This happened at a time when millions of Chinese were starving to death and when asked why he didn’t send the pigs to China, FDR responded “If I give them the pigs without their paying for them, what will happen to our market?” Mao Tse Tung was a rich child at the time and he was able to eat one meal every other day and watch much of his country starve to death. Mao Tse Tung developed an abiding hatred of the United States because of FDR.

Only Nixon could go to China.

more like jessica simpson swaddled in a towel! whoodeedo

Simpson is the hottest peice of white ass – period. I would bang her until my big black dick exploded.

@62 It wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

Wow… a shoulder, a towel and a camera phone Good job Fish…

I would suck her ass hole until her head caved in.

#70 – Dude, you know she’s part black, right?

Ha ha ha you aint gonna be just fine soon my friend. That title is the rate at which topsoil forms. We have used up half of our topsoil in this country in 250 years. Anyway, who cares? As long as the oligarchs are getting richer they will continue to fund the propaganda shows for the ignorant tough guys.
Inside jobs? You betcha! And the poor scum pay for it all!

WAKE UP FISH…new post pleasebefore I have to go to work, don’t care how many rum and cokes you had last night, do your fucking job.

And yes I see my spacebar did not do it’s job but I don’t care..

FISH IS DEAD… DEATH TO FISH-HEADS!

FISH IS DEAD… DEATH TO FISH-HEADS!

you couldn’t fucking pay me to be famous.

#42

I stand corrected. It appears that Jessica originally had nice full perky breasts and then she gained weight and then lost the weight and then had a breast lift and then she got implants. It is too bad she gained weight because she had nice natural breasts at one time.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html#4052

Is that Jessica? It’s hard to tell from the freaking satellite photos.
Damn it paps! Where’s the freaking super-telephoto lens so we could’ve counted the goose bumps on her nipples?

………………………………………..HANG LOOSE!!

#71 – yeah, the ass hole part is black

Maybe John Mayer dumped Jess because he was under the impression her boobs were real from her reality show (before implants). Implants feel fake and weird. Give me a real rack any day!

Fuck meeeeeeeee.

Jess isn’t 100% natural. She’s definitely had work done, but luckily it was good work.

She looks HAMMERED in these pictures. She has a glass in her hand in a couple, and the way she’s slouched against the wall in another suggest that she’s pretty drunk.

Not that that’s a problem. I’m nearing the finish of a bottle of wine myself.

Also, these are not bikini pics. These are blurry, swaddled in towel pics. It is nice that she was tipsy enough to start fondling herself, but still.

LAME.

I bet Nick is so glad he has Vanessa now and not this bimbo anymore. She just makes herself look dumber and dumberer in every photo she’s in. Get all the bootie you can Tony!!!

She should give herself a breast exam, she is going to get cancer with all those big bizarre moles she has. One on her clavicle looks like it even bleeds.

I would shove my tongue so far up her anal orifice I could give her a tonsilectomy in one smooth quick motion!!!!!!!

da bitch gots cancer lumps all about she breastisziz yo, sheeooottt booiiyyy!!!

Bombshell!

Her sisters career might be doing better, but she is still the prettier one.

http://www.sweetredwines.info

LOL I stumbled on this site via Google somehow…never knew so many fuckin losers visit sites like this pathetic one so frequently…keep jackin off to celebrity pics FUCKIN FAGGOT PUSSY LOOOOOSERSS!! LMAO