Jessica Simpson makes annoying faces

who?

is jessica simsom ?
and why ?

why?

why?

Well, now, lookee here. Edna’s back in town. My meat curtains are quivering with joy. Fuck you Edna. Fuck you.

Good to see Libturd freakhead under a different name….

Osh, you make me wet. And by that I mean you make me wet.

Jessica is in dire need of a twat kickin’.

Tranny and Zanna, I feel worried about your happiness with eachother in Moose Taint county. Love is all about gettin’ through the rough patches. And also about inviting me over for a three-way.

I shall now drink and smoke some majay-jay.

Did I mention fuck you Edna???

Oh, good.

A day without the site being updated? Sometimes it’s updated what seems like nine times in one day and now nothing?

You drill holes in my heart, Mr. Superfish.

At least she stopped singing for a while.

Everytime I hear Jessica sing, I have the urge to find a nail, and shove it into my ears. She is by far the worst singer of all time-how does she sell any records? And all of you fuckers who think she’s hot are secretly harboring feelings for a tranny.

I think this bitch needs to have another fag-hag tagalong like her hairt stylist, except this one needs to be a photoshop expert who can magically photoshop her during any live appearance… because those thighs, those hips, that shirt and that head all need to go away!

The face is the least of the concerns. What in the name of all that’s Holy ( and some that’s not ) is she WEARING? She looks like June Cleaver crossed with RuPaul. Bad 1950′s skanky flashback – never a good look.

GG1000 — I totally agree. If I walked down the street looking like that I’d be committed to a mental institution, and I don’t want to have to go there again.

Shhhh….i’m listening to the voices in my head.

WHO CARES?

I’m so over the Simpsons and the Hiltons…lets pick new celebrities to care about….I bet Rose McGowan is still crazy as a fox

I want a pair of her tennis shoe inserts (that she’s worn for 3 weeks straight) and a pair of her panties that she has worn for 2 straight days while out in 95 degree heat. thank you

This is STILL the latest story???

You guys are fucking hilarious.

SHE IS GETTING FAT.
IT’S OFFICIAL.
ashlee is the new hot simpson.

a public DISGRACE

She doesnt even know who she’s supose to be

I’m sooo tired of this chunky bitch. Just get naked already you talentless, now-uglier than your YOUNGER sister, bimbo.

gosh i hate her she is so annoying and immature. ever since she divorced nick i could tell what a horrible person she truly was. she should go marry her dad somewhere. but anyways she looks like she got much fatter than before. and she is way beyond fake and im annoyed that she won that car that day..nick should have won it. she is greedy and doesnt deserve it. she begs too much for attention and she is overdoing her whole voice thing……like on trl u could tell she was making her voice sound worse than it already was..she has no substance period. if she ever gets married again she will end up getting a divorce again bcuz no one could love her more than she loves herselffffff ew. wow that felt good. neither her or her sister could keep a man for more than a second. they are undercover sl*ts. thank you and goodnight. oh and also ya i think celebs these days are very trashy, superficial, and fake. when they’re not at parties they’re getting botox at like 25. why cant they just have a natural look like giselle or something. instead of looking better after nick she looks worse.

#6 actaully made me laugh out loud!

#97 don’t you mean smite? ;)

yeah, sure….why didn’t she just play the tape and lip synch it like all the other times/

horrible face, horrible body, horrible sister, horrible dad, horrible horrible horrible