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dupababy | September 1, 2006 at 12:40 pm
chestica doesn’t MAKE dumb faces chief, she is a DUMBFACE.. and that face keeps getting six degrees closer to michael jacksons.. five.. four.. three..
Prinky | September 1, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Yes, she is a retard. But her hair looks cute shorter. However, why does she have her nails painted black? Is she planning on going goth soon?
CelebSlam.com | September 1, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I’ve had fantasies about doing that to Jessica
http://www.celebslam.com
Jacq | September 1, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I see… any shorts are short-shorts when you hike them all the way up your vajay-jay.
jrzmommy | September 1, 2006 at 12:44 pm
I just can’t fucking stand it anymore. She’s now totally up there with Paris and Anna Nicole with the bizarro, unnatural automaton poses and fake smiles and faces. She’s a caricature of a person.
Jacq | September 1, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Me no likey, and never have, the eensy-weensy band she wears on her pointer finger. It is probably more like a string tied on her finger to remind her to breathe.
Bioplant | September 1, 2006 at 12:47 pm
I used to think she was hot and that Nick was stupid for divorcing a chesty millionairess.
Now I realize she is an irritating hog.
In other news, I am quite thirsty.
commissioner | September 1, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Top half, Mrs. Doubtfire. Bottom half, Mrs. Kidd Rock.
I do make that face sometimes when I don’t have fair warning my tonsils are about to get soaked.
commissioner | September 1, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Top half, Mrs. Doubtfire. Bottom half, Mrs. Kidd Rock.
I do make that face sometimes when I don’t have fair warning my tonsils are about to get soaked.
MissaRB | September 1, 2006 at 12:49 pm
I am sorry, usually I just read comments but why does she have on black fingernail polish? It just should not be allowed for dumb uptight blondes to wear black fingernail polish.
commissioner | September 1, 2006 at 12:49 pm
oops. forgot the Tourette’s med today.
senin | September 1, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Why is she dressed like she’s in a USO show?
Nikk The Templar | September 1, 2006 at 12:52 pm
She’s starting to get really over exposed….
babydollz217 | September 1, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Jessica is so cute, and has a GREAT voice! stupid christina A is always waving her hands up,its soo annoying, its like every 2 secs. you can deff tellin that one video when shes out on the street with black hair. but yeah, jess is awesome
jrzmommy | September 1, 2006 at 12:58 pm
I think the black nail polish is left over from the other night when she was all tough-girl with the Jackass guys at the bar.
13–starting? :)
enfilade | September 1, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Looks good to me.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
senin | September 1, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Actually, I think Dave Navarro loaned her his polish.
RichPort | September 1, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Jessica Simpson demonstrates to the Today show crowd how the Jackass boys, when running her through her first train, engaged in the popular art of sado-erotic asphyxiation. Picture five shows Jessica answering a fan when asked “How many loads were blown on you that night?”. Horrified parents were seen grabbing their children and running.
piratekuhnbeard | September 1, 2006 at 1:11 pm
#7 I am thirsty too. Let’s get a drink together.
Anyways, I’m a big Jessica Simpson fan. So.. yeah!
BigEyedFish | September 1, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Those shorts almost make it a pubic affair.
Wife-Beater | September 1, 2006 at 1:15 pm
I’d like to give her what I call, “The First Timer”, or “The Virgin”, it’s when I fracture her arm and then make her jerk me off with it, and listen to her whimper and cry like a virgin on prom night, similar to sounds my wife makes after I fracture her arm and force her to jerk me off with it!
bigponie | September 1, 2006 at 1:17 pm
anybody else seen this little concert she put on, I heard it sounded a little something like this.
quack, quack, quack, quaaaaaaack…
Wife-Beater | September 1, 2006 at 1:20 pm
She walked into my night.
She walked into my life.
She walked into my right.
PunjabPete | September 1, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Actually that first pic is her telling how she lost her voice…
“You wouldn’t believe…. So John Mayer has be my the throat and my mouth is totally stuff full of cock…”
tits_on_snack | September 1, 2006 at 1:23 pm
“Why does she have black fingernail polish on?”
vs.
“Why does she have on black fingernail polish?”
YOU DECIDE.
bigponie | September 1, 2006 at 1:25 pm
this is a demonstration on how she’s gonna choke john’s pecker
PunjabPete | September 1, 2006 at 1:31 pm
me by my throat… Ah, friday….
Ms. Sass | September 1, 2006 at 1:34 pm
I thought she was a christian…
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | September 1, 2006 at 1:35 pm
#10, I agree 100%. I saw on the Today show last week that black fingernail polish is really trendy in Hollywood right now. That pisses me off.
And who the fuck dresses her? It’s like Barbara Bush meets Pam Anderson. And that’s a combo I never thought I’d see.
MicShell | September 1, 2006 at 1:35 pm
The stupid expressions, the bow, the black nail polish, the shoes, the shorts made out of left-over fabric from the “Pretty Woman (post-whore) dress”. It’s all just WRONG.
LL | September 1, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Long sleeves and short shorts – no. It’s either warm enough for shorts or it isn’t. Make up your mind. Damn
And the shoes make her look sorta like a horsey. She’s not fat or unattractive (though her skin is still too orange), but she needs to stop wearing those clodhopper shoes and and things that are too short. It’s not flattering. Still better than Britney, but who isn’t?
Sdvora | September 1, 2006 at 1:59 pm
What does it mean when a white girl’s skin is darker than her hair? When did orange come to be an acceptable skin tone? Can we just be done with Jessica Simpson at this point, or must we suffer more?
Sdvora | September 1, 2006 at 2:00 pm
PS — Stop with the formal shorts!!
EazyE | September 1, 2006 at 2:09 pm
She’s starting to look like one of those freaky over 50 year old women who reconstruct themselves through plastic surgery.
Jake | September 1, 2006 at 2:16 pm
That’s Jessica’s “O” face
http://wampoon.com/
BillyGurl | September 1, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Looks like Ashlee is donating 5 pounds a week to Jessica’s fat account.
jane's eyre | September 1, 2006 at 2:24 pm
@33 AMEN! And to make it even better, wear formal shorts with STILETTOS!
And I’m not sure what to make of the shirt poking out of the bottom. Looks like the remnants of a tutu. Blech.
Triumph Insult Dog | September 1, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Jessica Simpson is MAGIC! And she shows it by doing everything except wearing a Cheerleader’s outfit and doing “spirit fingers”…
Ready?! Okay!…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
raisinrage | September 1, 2006 at 2:31 pm
FYI…..the black nail polish is Chanel’s latest color for Fall ’06 “Black Satin” Sold out everywhere. All the ho bags are wearing it.
Jacq | September 1, 2006 at 2:44 pm
#14 – It totally figures that your name is Babydollz after I read your post. It speaks volumes, yet I don’t know where to start. If we ever meet in person, I can promise that I will vomit on your face.
#39 – I know that’s true, but who in the hell is buying it? Normal people cannot get away with wearing stuff like that – and last time I checked, the goth kids don’t spend the moola on Chanel polish. (ok, I lied, I’ve never checked…)
combustion8 | September 1, 2006 at 3:17 pm
She’s got one of the stumpiest bodies I’ve ever seen.. having said That I’d still hit it until my next dentist apointment.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 1, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Love the outfit, love the hair, but hate that she makes blonde jokes seem accurate. We are not all that ridiculous.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
combustion8 | September 1, 2006 at 3:18 pm
ps. suprised no one commented on her “creeping toe”.
Celetina | September 1, 2006 at 3:25 pm
I don’t care how “trendy” black nail polish is, it looks utterly ridiculous—especially with that outfit.
Did anyone actually hear her sing?
bigponie | September 1, 2006 at 3:31 pm
– AFFFLAC –
Bioplant | September 1, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Okay, back.
First off, I’m drunk. I mean, gloriously shitfaced. And from that, I am happy.
Now onto Jessica –
I really enjoy boobs. Generally speaking, I love them. Those beautiful mounds of skin, bubbling up from beneath too-tight V-neck sweaters, teasing me as they bobble with each step. They are nirvana. Love ‘em.
As such, I really enjoy Jessica’s puppies. I envision her on her back, with me on top of her, laughing as I eat a plate of ginger beef, which I also happen to love.
I envision me slamming her, with her breasts slapping against each other to the tempo of my pelvis, almost as if they were applauding my performance. Bravo, Bioplant. Encore, encore.
Now I open my eyes, and quickly scan for my gin and tonic, tall. Bombay, thank you. Ah, there it is.
I look at Jessica’s picture on this site, and I think to myself – Self, you’ve had better. Heart of hearts, in all honesty, you’ve chased and caught better than this. Yes, Jessica has the money thing going for her. Fame, fortune, notoriety – it’s all there. What she lacks though is respect.
She has become a joke; a veritable Caucasian pinata, there for our ridicule and amusement.
Christy Turlington never had this problem. Neither did the chick from ALF. Both previous masturbatory fodder for the Bioplant.
Yet, Jessica does. And how sad is that?
I submit to you readers, the answer is very.
sac520 | September 1, 2006 at 3:55 pm
I actually applaud her for going the Mystic-Tan route. Did anyone SEE the close-up of her neck? Her skin is really scaley from all of the real tanning she has done in the past.
BLucky | September 1, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Whispering is one of the WORST things you can do to your voice next to shouting.
Anyone who has a paper-clip’s worth of knowledge on how to sing knows that.
chubbs | September 1, 2006 at 4:04 pm
as i pass the dutchie to the left hand side…i say her hands have no tan…her nails are too short for the black polishand i believe we blame the parents who have no fashion sense…ok and kudos to her for not having camel toe with the shorts…
alaskanchicsickle | September 1, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Nice shoes, I want them. Her toes are too fugly for open toed sandals.