Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX this weekend wearing a T-shirt that reads “Real Girls Eat Meat.” Ha, adorable. I also love funny T’s and whipped up one that I think she’ll love. It reads: “Jessica Simpson shouldn’t wear T-shirts. Or any clothing in the chest vicinity through the near to foreseeable future.” Catchy, I know. Now all I need is a sweatshop… Anyone getting bored with their kids?
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Megan | June 16, 2008 at 10:59 am
Why haven’t I seen this breaking news story on Fox yet?
Randy | June 16, 2008 at 11:00 am
Does this means she swallows?
emjay | June 16, 2008 at 11:02 am
where are her feet?
swine | June 16, 2008 at 11:03 am
I would eat her puss like it was filet mignon.
Tommy Sneakers | June 16, 2008 at 11:05 am
I got some beef jerky
Jimbo | June 16, 2008 at 11:06 am
Are those the new T-Shirts Joe is selling?
Kingsley Amis | June 16, 2008 at 11:08 am
That she has to share this page with that skag Heidi is a sin, a crime against humanity.
Davey Truth | June 16, 2008 at 11:11 am
She used to be hot.
http://daveytruth.wordpress.com
Lola | June 16, 2008 at 11:17 am
she loves red meat…. the other red meat…. ha ha ha ha ha ha….. and yes i’m sure she swallows too
it’s so sad celebrities nowadays try to get attention with their tackiness….
deacon jones | June 16, 2008 at 11:18 am
Do you think Romo just whips his dick out and pushes her head down whenever she opens her mouth to talk?
deacon jones is an idiot | June 16, 2008 at 11:20 am
enough said
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 11:20 am
Those were her vocabulary words for the month. Apparently, someone else spelled them out for her, as the original t shirt read: REEL GOILS EET MEET
Foxy | June 16, 2008 at 11:21 am
As in real girls give head? or lamb chops…which is it Jessica. Be Clear.
that is such a dumbass t-shirt – oh look at me i’m so witty! I have slogans on my titties!
douche | June 16, 2008 at 11:21 am
this actually… slightly increases my opinion of her.
(in during eight billion terrible blowjob jokes)
Lola | June 16, 2008 at 11:21 am
#12…. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….. ROTFL….. that’s freaking hilarious…. well said
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | June 16, 2008 at 11:22 am
Unfortunately for her her gay boyfriend eats meat too
Ted Mosby | June 16, 2008 at 11:27 am
Ashlee’s boobs are leading in the polls.
sportsdvl | June 16, 2008 at 11:27 am
It’s a funny shirt, but this story would’ve been 100x better if Romo had been wearing a t-shirt that said, “It ain’t going to suck itself!”
Ted from LA | June 16, 2008 at 11:28 am
Real women don’t refer to themselves as girls.
Real pigs wear t-shirts with sexual innuendos on their tits.
Elmer Palmer | June 16, 2008 at 11:29 am
Does anyone know if she prefers kosher meat?
deacon jones | June 16, 2008 at 11:40 am
@11
Whoops. Looks like I offended someone. Is Mike in here today?
mike | June 16, 2008 at 11:40 am
Did you all hear the good news? My goat and I are leaving for California this afternoon and we are getting married tomorrow.
deacon jones | June 16, 2008 at 11:43 am
@22
Nice Mike! Congratulations!!
I couldve sworn you’s end up with a man-hating feminist with thunder thighs, but alas, to each their own!
Ted from LA | June 16, 2008 at 11:44 am
Congratulations Mike. I wish you and your goat many years of happiness.
As for Jessica, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. I’d kick her out of bed for being an annoying airhead.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 11:47 am
I would be the one kicked out of bed for eating a cracker if my wife caught her thighs impersonating earmuffs around my head…
theotheraaron | June 16, 2008 at 11:50 am
SHE HAS A DUMB HAT
nipolian | June 16, 2008 at 11:52 am
Too bad Romo is carrying that fag bag…..It gays up the shirt that he is wearing that is actually a pretty cool shirt if it is a reference to the movie “Hoosiers”………But knowing him……he probably just thought it was a pretty color.
Auntie Kryst | June 16, 2008 at 11:53 am
Real Dumbfucking Girls think buffaloes have wings..
eyepopper | June 16, 2008 at 11:56 am
Judging by the width of Simpson’s gob, she could accommodate three above-average girths in there, plus room for five more.
HeidoHo | June 16, 2008 at 11:59 am
WTF, She doesnt have any feet. (pic 12)
I don’t have a super foot fetish (Ie – not totally grossed by the stray vestigal digit), but I want my chick to have both feet.
Happy Vegitarian | June 16, 2008 at 12:02 pm
No wonder Jessica’s weight goes up and down all the time. Eating red meat slows down the metabolism and takes days to digest. I am vegetarian so my weight stays the same or goes down several pounds. It would be nice if US consumers demanded better regulations for factory farms. Factory farms inject the live stock with so much crap that it is no wonder a lot of people are getting cancer.
mike | June 16, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Deacon, Will you be the best man?
gotmilk? | June 16, 2008 at 12:06 pm
i love how she started wearing that hat when she started dating him. bitch, if you’re going to be a fan, be a real fan, not one just because you’re fucking the quarterback.
Jae | June 16, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Yeah, omg dude. Where are her fucking feet in the last picture?
deacon jones | June 16, 2008 at 12:19 pm
If I can get a turn with your bride
Harry Ballzack | June 16, 2008 at 12:22 pm
So ?
AllieCat | June 16, 2008 at 12:24 pm
i know she enjoy’s Tony’s meat
monty | June 16, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Amen Happy Veg, she should probably watch “Earthlings” too.
After you’ve seen what happens to animals before they get to your plate, you’ll probably never be able to look at meat again.
monkeyfightclub | June 16, 2008 at 12:27 pm
god damn she’s built.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 12:28 pm
#31 – I agree… there’s a place for all of god’s creatures… right next to the mashed potatoes…
el ces | June 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Hmm, nothing about Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen’s or Kendra Wilkinson’s (Playboy, Girls Next Door) birthdays?
How come?
gerard Vandenberg | June 16, 2008 at 12:31 pm
This is purely HORSESHIT and I guess even your person knows THAT!!
Me | June 16, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Someone needs to tell Jess that football season hasn’t started yet.
OC Dee | June 16, 2008 at 12:42 pm
#38
I agree!
Quinn | June 16, 2008 at 1:04 pm
If she’s refering to blow jobs, yeah I’ll test her girlhood for her.
If she’s refering to her dinner, that explains why she sometimes looks bloated and greasy.
Sexy thin girls are usually vegetarian, sorry to break that to you.
PunkA | June 16, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Too bad Romo ain’t got enough meat to satisfy any woman. Is small unit comes out every year in the playoffs. No sack on that guy. Guess that is why JS was advertising her love for sausage. She needs some real meat.
robes | June 16, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Stifler , Knoxville and now this t-shirt….she does need help and I’m sure Romo is just there for the exercise.
dave | June 16, 2008 at 1:23 pm
She is officially on PETA’s shitlist now. She is dismissing vegaterian females as NOT being human and I think this is just a fucking angle to get in decent with the country music crowd, because her new album reeks of a shit bomb. REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT YALL. Classy and cultured….she’s a grade A idiot.
alex | June 16, 2008 at 1:24 pm
TITIES
duh | June 16, 2008 at 1:26 pm
This chick has the worst taste in guys..er ..meat!