Jessica Simpson looks like a whore

I’d give that mouth the best 30 seconds of its life… ;)

You can see right into the back of her throat…yuk.

She got, like, way monster fat in just a matter of days. I can almost hear her heavy breathing all the way from Florida.

… a whore good enough to bring home to mom.

this is really icky. really, really icky.

OMG..blow up doll was so spot on. If only Mayer could delfate her and hide her in a suicase.

She looks like she just wandered in there after a six day bender with Robert Downey, Jr.

I liked her better when she was with Nick. She was way less orange.

By the way, check out the girl on the left in the 2nd pic. I think she’s waiting for the nip slip.

What’s with that weird submarine camera angle?

I’ve never seen this site so lightly trafficked … I’m confused and afraid …

You know what she looks like in these photos? Marjorie the Trash Heap from fucking Fraggle Rock.

Great, we are inching closer to Playboy. Its only a matter of time.

#10 I nkow!!! Whoops, I meant “know” I can’t fucking type today

I’m scared too…

That’s it. One more drink and I’m outta here.
Wait, where’s Veggi?

Correction: Jessica Simpson looks like a FAT whore.

10 and 13 – I think type-pad was down for most of the day, I couldn’t sign in at work all the sudden

Jessica is just getting scary and scary. Every week the scary goes up a notch.

She went all Anna Nicole Smith with her looks. Overly tan and too much boobage, but I like her hair color a lot.

Great Post! You said it all.

…what the hell happened to her?? didnt she used to be gorgeous?? when will all these damn celebrities learn that a *little* plastic surgery is ok……but too much makes you hideous!! and when did she get so damn thick??

Nice sexy little black camisole. I wish I had her lingerie.

well, those photos are awfully close up, and that can make someone look bloated and fat. but still, what the hell is she thinking, she does look like a whore. actually the blowup doll comment was right on. is she even still with that ugly boyfriend of hers or did he dump her and thats why she’s out whoring it up to try to make herself feel better?

Wow, what a shining inspiration to teenaged girls everywhere…

Papa Joe is peobably sitting up in the hotel room jerking off, waiting to dive into her sweaty little asscrack…

The pic in the lower left looks like she’s experiencing Black love for the first time. Even her facial reaction, a mingling of pain and surprise, is appropriate. The Bro’s face looks like he hit the stink and not the pink.

#24…

Unwashed, I commend you for causing my morning coffee to shoot across my desk, that is the FUNNIEST fuckin’ thing I have ever seen!!!!!!!!

I hereby nominate UNWASHEDMASSES for the Oscar!!

C—now that shez settled for
the crypt keeper for a boyfriend
she is letting herself gooooooo..
thatz what happenz when you live
with old shit that has gray hair
in his earz…yelk….

WOW, she looks terrible! Someone needs to get her a new PR person QUICK!!!

doesn’t she look like one of those blow up sex dolls?

i hate all of you. do any of you have jobs

Pic #4 looks like she’s getting in the rear from the Bored Guy.

sorry to dupe you UNWASHED – I posted my reaction b4 reading the comments.

she looks like a whore because SHE IS a whore. so simple.

OMG she looks like a big blow up porno doll…but how would I know what that looks like mom?

She’s one more nose job away from becoming miss piggy

#30==don’t hate
participate or
shut the fuck up.
bitch………..

#2, I would do more than SEE into the back of her throat.

you all are nuts and cruel to those who love this brand of sellout whorishness as you put it. What if her publicist actually comes to this place and lets the comments sway how she acts and how she dresses. I say fucking bravo Jessica u are gdam hot and as long as you keep showing us ill stay interested. Career longevity, remind people that you are bangably hot for as long as ya can. Whore it up baby.

like I said in another picture she is worse than ever she doesn t even deserved we waste our time with her

I can’t believe how quickly Jessica Simpson has gone from gorgeous blonde babe with a killer wardrobe to a somewhat chubby, tackily-dressed, sloppy looking piece of trailer trash. I mean granted the pictures WERE taken at a club, where no one necessarily looks their best after drinking and dancing all night, but still. Even when she’s not out at club, her makeup is all smudged and terrible looking. She looks like a crackwhore, except she’s obviously not doing crack, or she’d be a hell of a lot skinnier than she is now. Nick is definitely NOT missing out. :P

Wow, shes really cranked up the clownwhore. It almost looks like she took the photo herself… on the Poseidon, as it was tipping over.

Wow, what happened to her? Ever since she became a brunette her wardrobe and make up is terrible.. she looks like a drag queen

What the fuck is wrong with her?

Eww, she is really fugly. I never did like this bitch!

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hi jessica hope you are feeling well being an an intle sex symbol and porno star and sexy voiced dj with a million dollar smile and qute muscular great personality with a genius iq and jeop cham p to be and jet pilot and navig to be passed written and physical expert rifleman excell very much so at theckers and ping pong pool and darts last 2 questionable intl sex symbol super hero extremely heroic nostradaamus incred innocent victim all at the same tiem isn not easy pres advisor do not forget that frank sinatras successor etc etc whae glad to see raincoaster did not run those sentences together LOL jessica fucks up gary della penna on intl talk sarah palin 4027310238

hi jessica hope you are feeling well being an an intle sex symbol and porno star and sexy voiced dj with a million dollar smile and qute muscular great personality with a genius iq and jeop cham p to be and jet pilot and navig to be passed written and physical expert rifleman excell very much so at theckers and ping pong pool and darts last 2 questionable intl sex symbol super hero extremely heroic nostradaamus incred innocent victim all at the same tiem isn not easy pres advisor do not forget that frank sinatras successor etc etc whae glad to see raincoaster did not run those sentences together LOL jessica fucks up gary della penna on intl talk sarah palin 4027310238

god she got fat, and i never thought she was pretty, she needs a nose job. her nose is messed up in profile shots.

hi jessica , before i start sending e mails or blogs etc i would like to know if thie will be posted as there is one hell of a problem with my e mail hang in there love of my life LOL