Jessica Simpson was spotted at Pure nightclub in Vegas looking like a blow up sex doll. And not some nice expensive one from an upscale boutique. I’m talking one you’d find in the alley behind a porno theater.
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Jason The Barbarian | May 14, 2007 at 10:02 am
I’d give that mouth the best 30 seconds of its life… ;)
Dureagonfly | May 14, 2007 at 10:08 am
You can see right into the back of her throat…yuk.
chaunceygardner | May 14, 2007 at 10:14 am
She got, like, way monster fat in just a matter of days. I can almost hear her heavy breathing all the way from Florida.
InvaderZim | May 14, 2007 at 10:41 am
… a whore good enough to bring home to mom.
AmandaEqualsWhat | May 14, 2007 at 10:48 am
this is really icky. really, really icky.
PaisleyMoon | May 14, 2007 at 10:52 am
OMG..blow up doll was so spot on. If only Mayer could delfate her and hide her in a suicase.
Bern | May 14, 2007 at 10:54 am
She looks like she just wandered in there after a six day bender with Robert Downey, Jr.
DancingQueen | May 14, 2007 at 11:16 am
I liked her better when she was with Nick. She was way less orange.
By the way, check out the girl on the left in the 2nd pic. I think she’s waiting for the nip slip.
td | May 14, 2007 at 11:24 am
What’s with that weird submarine camera angle?
Bern | May 14, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I’ve never seen this site so lightly trafficked … I’m confused and afraid …
chaunceygardner | May 14, 2007 at 1:20 pm
You know what she looks like in these photos? Marjorie the Trash Heap from fucking Fraggle Rock.
www.celebritypwn.com | May 14, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Great, we are inching closer to Playboy. Its only a matter of time.
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2007 at 1:53 pm
#10 I nkow!!! Whoops, I meant “know” I can’t fucking type today
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I’m scared too…
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2007 at 2:05 pm
That’s it. One more drink and I’m outta here.
Wait, where’s Veggi?
lambman | May 14, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Correction: Jessica Simpson looks like a FAT whore.
10 and 13 – I think type-pad was down for most of the day, I couldn’t sign in at work all the sudden
Mitch Martin | May 14, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Jessica is just getting scary and scary. Every week the scary goes up a notch.
blondie | May 14, 2007 at 7:16 pm
She went all Anna Nicole Smith with her looks. Overly tan and too much boobage, but I like her hair color a lot.
iburl | May 14, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Great Post! You said it all.
| May 15, 2007 at 9:31 am
…what the hell happened to her?? didnt she used to be gorgeous?? when will all these damn celebrities learn that a *little* plastic surgery is ok……but too much makes you hideous!! and when did she get so damn thick??
TexasTranny | May 15, 2007 at 9:46 am
Nice sexy little black camisole. I wish I had her lingerie.
captain obvious | May 15, 2007 at 10:08 am
well, those photos are awfully close up, and that can make someone look bloated and fat. but still, what the hell is she thinking, she does look like a whore. actually the blowup doll comment was right on. is she even still with that ugly boyfriend of hers or did he dump her and thats why she’s out whoring it up to try to make herself feel better?
donster59 | May 15, 2007 at 10:13 am
Wow, what a shining inspiration to teenaged girls everywhere…
Papa Joe is peobably sitting up in the hotel room jerking off, waiting to dive into her sweaty little asscrack…
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 15, 2007 at 10:16 am
The pic in the lower left looks like she’s experiencing Black love for the first time. Even her facial reaction, a mingling of pain and surprise, is appropriate. The Bro’s face looks like he hit the stink and not the pink.
ToiletDuck | May 15, 2007 at 10:28 am
#24…
Unwashed, I commend you for causing my morning coffee to shoot across my desk, that is the FUNNIEST fuckin’ thing I have ever seen!!!!!!!!
ToiletDuck | May 15, 2007 at 10:30 am
I hereby nominate UNWASHEDMASSES for the Oscar!!
krazihottkelli | May 15, 2007 at 10:32 am
C—now that shez settled for
the crypt keeper for a boyfriend
she is letting herself gooooooo..
thatz what happenz when you live
with old shit that has gray hair
in his earz…yelk….
rebecca | May 15, 2007 at 10:41 am
WOW, she looks terrible! Someone needs to get her a new PR person QUICK!!!
srg | May 15, 2007 at 12:06 pm
doesn’t she look like one of those blow up sex dolls?
asdf | May 15, 2007 at 12:44 pm
i hate all of you. do any of you have jobs
troller | May 15, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Pic #4 looks like she’s getting in the rear from the Bored Guy.
troller | May 15, 2007 at 12:57 pm
sorry to dupe you UNWASHED – I posted my reaction b4 reading the comments.
Jessica'sAWhore | May 15, 2007 at 1:53 pm
she looks like a whore because SHE IS a whore. so simple.
margaretta | May 15, 2007 at 3:15 pm
OMG she looks like a big blow up porno doll…but how would I know what that looks like mom?
sassafrass | May 15, 2007 at 4:04 pm
She’s one more nose job away from becoming miss piggy
krazihottkelli | May 15, 2007 at 5:57 pm
#30==don’t hate
participate or
shut the fuck up.
bitch………..
PMF | May 15, 2007 at 11:26 pm
#2, I would do more than SEE into the back of her throat.
jose | May 16, 2007 at 11:58 am
you all are nuts and cruel to those who love this brand of sellout whorishness as you put it. What if her publicist actually comes to this place and lets the comments sway how she acts and how she dresses. I say fucking bravo Jessica u are gdam hot and as long as you keep showing us ill stay interested. Career longevity, remind people that you are bangably hot for as long as ya can. Whore it up baby.
aurélie | May 17, 2007 at 5:16 am
like I said in another picture she is worse than ever she doesn t even deserved we waste our time with her
Megan | May 17, 2007 at 7:50 am
I can’t believe how quickly Jessica Simpson has gone from gorgeous blonde babe with a killer wardrobe to a somewhat chubby, tackily-dressed, sloppy looking piece of trailer trash. I mean granted the pictures WERE taken at a club, where no one necessarily looks their best after drinking and dancing all night, but still. Even when she’s not out at club, her makeup is all smudged and terrible looking. She looks like a crackwhore, except she’s obviously not doing crack, or she’d be a hell of a lot skinnier than she is now. Nick is definitely NOT missing out. :P
AdamYYZ | May 17, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Wow, shes really cranked up the clownwhore. It almost looks like she took the photo herself… on the Poseidon, as it was tipping over.
Jaylen | May 17, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Wow, what happened to her? Ever since she became a brunette her wardrobe and make up is terrible.. she looks like a drag queen
le bebe | May 20, 2007 at 12:28 am
What the fuck is wrong with her?
Ashley | July 13, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Eww, she is really fugly. I never did like this bitch!
gary della penna | December 8, 2008 at 2:34 pm
hi jessica hope you are feeling well being an an intle sex symbol and porno star and sexy voiced dj with a million dollar smile and qute muscular great personality with a genius iq and jeop cham p to be and jet pilot and navig to be passed written and physical expert rifleman excell very much so at theckers and ping pong pool and darts last 2 questionable intl sex symbol super hero extremely heroic nostradaamus incred innocent victim all at the same tiem isn not easy pres advisor do not forget that frank sinatras successor etc etc whae glad to see raincoaster did not run those sentences together LOL jessica fucks up gary della penna on intl talk sarah palin 4027310238
gary della penna | December 8, 2008 at 2:34 pm
hi jessica hope you are feeling well being an an intle sex symbol and porno star and sexy voiced dj with a million dollar smile and qute muscular great personality with a genius iq and jeop cham p to be and jet pilot and navig to be passed written and physical expert rifleman excell very much so at theckers and ping pong pool and darts last 2 questionable intl sex symbol super hero extremely heroic nostradaamus incred innocent victim all at the same tiem isn not easy pres advisor do not forget that frank sinatras successor etc etc whae glad to see raincoaster did not run those sentences together LOL jessica fucks up gary della penna on intl talk sarah palin 4027310238
gary della penna | December 8, 2008 at 2:34 pm
hi jessica hope you are feeling well being an an intle sex symbol and porno star and sexy voiced dj with a million dollar smile and qute muscular great personality with a genius iq and jeop cham p to be and jet pilot and navig to be passed written and physical expert rifleman excell very much so at theckers and ping pong pool and darts last 2 questionable intl sex symbol super hero extremely heroic nostradaamus incred innocent victim all at the same tiem isn not easy pres advisor do not forget that frank sinatras successor etc etc whae glad to see raincoaster did not run those sentences together LOL jessica fucks up gary della penna on intl talk sarah palin 4027310238
gary della penna | December 8, 2008 at 2:34 pm
hi jessica hope you are feeling well being an an intle sex symbol and porno star and sexy voiced dj with a million dollar smile and qute muscular great personality with a genius iq and jeop cham p to be and jet pilot and navig to be passed written and physical expert rifleman excell very much so at theckers and ping pong pool and darts last 2 questionable intl sex symbol super hero extremely heroic nostradaamus incred innocent victim all at the same tiem isn not easy pres advisor do not forget that frank sinatras successor etc etc whae glad to see raincoaster did not run those sentences together LOL jessica fucks up gary della penna on intl talk sarah palin 4027310238
mark s | August 27, 2009 at 8:06 pm
god she got fat, and i never thought she was pretty, she needs a nose job. her nose is messed up in profile shots.
gary della penna | October 20, 2009 at 12:36 pm
hi jessica , before i start sending e mails or blogs etc i would like to know if thie will be posted as there is one hell of a problem with my e mail hang in there love of my life LOL