Jessica Simpson is a sparkly sausage

December 1st, 2009 // 102 Comments

For the record, I’m not saying Jessica Simpson looks fat in these pics as much as I’m saying it took a team of Norwegian welders to get that dress around her giant torso. There’s a difference.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

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