For the record, I’m not saying Jessica Simpson looks fat in these pics as much as I’m saying it took a team of Norwegian welders to get that dress around her giant torso. There’s a difference.
You’re an asshole Fish. I’d fuck the shit out of that and i know you would too.
She looks like the Selfridges building in Birmingham, UK (I’m sure all SF readers will know the reference, but here’s a link just in case http://images-2.redbubble.net/img/art/size:large/view:main/2604225-2-selfridges-building-birmingham.jpg).
Only bigger. Many, many times bigger.
I’d destroy that one too!
It looks like she could squat a busload of ham.
Skanky skinnies take note.
The overwhelming response here is that her figure generates the urge to fuck.
I certainly find her erectrifying.
Once upon a time before plastic tits became all the rage…women that had naturally large breasts were usually curvier. Once upon a time women did not have paper white horse teeth….I could go on and on. We apparently have lost sight of what the human body really looks like.
I would tie this slam pig up and nut all over her for days…..
She’s not fat, she just doesn’t know how to dress herself. Sparkly horizontal stripes, – not flattering. And she’s got big boobs and the dress seems too tight for her boobs.
I’d let her toss my salad.
She’s not as slim as she used to be but, yes, if she came home in that dress it would be up around her waist, panties round one ankle (I love that), and me clinging to her pony tail Elizabeth Lambert style before she had time to put her purse down.
She looks awful. Fat chicks ruin an otherwise beautiful planet.
Jim (#51)…sure she’s a little porkier than before, but so is you mom and LOTS of guys are doin HER. True story.
Fuck all you assholes who are calling her fat. She looks great!! Just because she isnt a toothpick doesnt mean shes fat!! Im not even a lesbian and i think she’s sexy as hell!!!!
She must be auditioning to be the next Jenny Craig spokeswoman. Mooooooo!!!
Yeah sure, she doesn’t have the best body in the world. But she more than makes up up for it with an amazing personality, incredible intellect, and stunning talent…
Oh wait, did you say *Jessica* Simpson? I thought you meant O.J.
I seriously don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about! She looks AMAZING, I hate her singing, but she is fucking HOTTTTT!
She looks sexy.
she looks fine, maybe it’s the size of the shiny things on her dress that maker he look a little voluptuous but really she doesn’t look bad.
looks like a water balloon wrapped with a rubber band.
I would demolish it!
she doesn’t know how to dress for her shape i love her legs but i don’t get why shes famous she doesn’t sing or act shes not a a reality show this girl is soo dumb its good she keeps her mouth shut
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