For the record, I’m not saying Jessica Simpson looks fat in these pics as much as I’m saying it took a team of Norwegian welders to get that dress around her giant torso. There’s a difference.
holy uneven spray tan, batman!
I don’t get why some people are so bitchy about her. She’s fucking super hot. Any man would be happy to be with a woman who looked like Jessica Simpson. I don’t get why everyone is always making fun of her. She’s so sexy.
SHE LOOKS GREAT. Any criticism of her weight is unfounded and only perpetuates unrealistic expectations for women’s body. I challenge you to broaden your understanding of beauty. Its a lot harder than shitting on someone for an extra 15 pounds.
“SHE LOOKS GREAT. Any criticism of her weight is unfounded and only perpetuates unrealistic expectations for women’s body. I challenge you to broaden your understanding of beauty.”
I see Women’s Studies 101 is still requiring students to memorize the first page from the 1970 textbook.
I would fuck the ever living shit out of that! those fun bags would get a beating as well!! God dam picture those thighs wrapped around your face!
You know why you shouldnt compliment a girl as lovely as Jessica? because shes going to think wearing panty girdle are OK, which is apparent to me in these pics…She has all the time in the world why doesnt she apply the fat reducing cream or something…`~luv you more jess ten lbs less~
She is definitely worthy of dirty, nasty sex even as a plumper. I would just like to see the look on her face while explaining the difference between a noun and a pronoun. Then we could get naked and I could console her and explain why it doesn’t really matter.
Dear Jessica Defenders,
Whilst I agree remarks about our fair maiden Jessica might be quite heinous and made in poor jest, they are not unfounded. Ms. Simpson has been looking quite portly for some time indeed. Must I remind you that those in the public eye cannot live by the standards of you and I? Furthermore, she’s clearly fat, exists solely as a tabloid figure as she’s neither a musician or actress anymore….why are you defending her?
I’d eat a sausage out of her ass…
What size you think she is right now? 12? 14?
How is she even a celebrity anymore? Her career is OVER. She can’t give a record away.
After bombing out in movies no one wants to hire her to act, and her handbag line is being sold at outlets. She still probably has a nice chunk of change left in the ol’ bank account, but other than that, it’s game over.
She’ll never cross 7 figures again in a year unless she gets naked for Playboy or has a sex tape on the market.
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“I don’t get why some people are so bitchy about her. She’s fucking super hot.”
She has a square jaw that gives her a manly face when she gets fat (like now). And she’s petite so she looks stumpy when she gets fat (like now). She WAS super hot. She’s not anymore. But, there are always a bunch of grateful guys who think it’s a huge deal to score with a fatty who used to be hot.
Tony Romo has got to be the happiest guy on the planet after dumping this halfwit. Can you imagine having to talk to her for more than five minutes? Exhausting.
oh come on! how “fat” are you? she looks nice. not everybody is anorexic.
Give me back my chain mail, you bitch!
Fuck yeah I would bang that
i would have gay (anal) sex with her
I’d hit, and spray her face with my jizz, hoping that it would did something for her plain face. She has nice tits, but her face is annoying stupid looking at times.
I’d eat a sausage out of her ass..
You 15 year olds should stop talking about what you dream about doing to your mothers and sisters.
being overly judgemental and hyper-sexual is the superficial’s default setting.
If you’re pissed that horney guys are saying they’d like to stick a sausage in her ass, or vindictive girls are criticizing her every curve, thats just business as usual on the superficial. No amount of self-righteous blither blather is going to change anything.
carry on I say!
BTW superfish, I’m still pissed that you removed my comment with the “r” word in it, the one that rhymes with ape. How is saying that Kim Kardashian’s whorish disney princess halloween costume taped my childhood any worse than the rest of the stuff posted on here? I mean if you’re going to censor me at least remove the fake dating website posts too. I think thats a fair compromise.
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