Jessica Simpson launches things

November 5th, 2007 // 63 Comments
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Jessica Simpson posed for the cameras as she introduced her new clothing line at Macy’s Herald Square in New York City. So does the entire line consist of a pink set of heels and a black leather purse? Because, honestly, I’m impressed. When I heard Jessica Simpson had a clothing line I expected it to be at best a pair of Play-Doh earrings. And, maybe, a beach towel covered in spaghetti sauce. You know, if she really put her mind to it and dared to dream and stuff.

Photos: Getty Images, Splash News

  1. sla

    Eyeliner — too dark

    Lipgloss — too light

    Haircolor — nice use of many shades of blond

    Boots, dress, jewelry — blah

    But… cleavage I would kill for.

  2. Emmyem

    # 51
    I didn’t see any “butt cleavage.”…….ooops! My bad! No one kills for butt cleavage anyway……..I don’t think……..ha…………….

  3. Shallo Val

    52, Even if they tried for butt cleavage, well, you can’t get something that ain’t there. Anyone for pancakes?

  4. MrSemprini

    I like pancakes…

  5. Ript1&0

    Christ dude….. this chick needs to get laid. what the fuck.

  6. makemepuke

    Look at her legs closely, they are not human, there is just something `different about them`…proof that we are being infiltrated by aliens and they are posing as celebrities…or should I say, people who think they are better than everyone else and have given something important to society when in fact they have done nothing for society except soemhow con people into giving them lots of money for being who they are.. a bunch of fuckin manipulators..shame on all of us for buying their bullshit…..children are dying in Africa and other countries because we prefe to worship stupid cunts like Jessica Simpson, Paris , Birttianny etc….Ok I`m going to bed now .

  7. all celebs are launching stuff!

  8. nataly

    24 THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ. THANKS DUDE

  9. nataly

    42 i miss krazzhotkelli too where iz zhe?

  10. nataly

    42 i miss krazzhotkelli too where iz zhe?

  11. paris

    she looks like a barbie. weird. but i don’t hate her

  12. elva

    this beauty always wear dress, including her photos on sugarcupid.com. but i think dress suits her well, maybe her trouserous style is also good.

  13. elva

    this beauty always wear dress, including her photos on sugarcupid.com. but i think dress suits her well, maybe her trouserous style is also good.

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