Jessica Simpson knew about Tiger’s affairs

December 18th, 2009 // 30 Comments

Jessica Simpson apparently didn’t sleep with Tiger Woods because she knew about his “cheatin’ ways.” The Chicago Sun-Times reports:

According to the source, Simpson had heard about Woods’ wandering when she and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were still together. Like many people in the sports world, Romo was well aware of Tiger’s trysts — which now are being revealed as common knowledge by those who spent time with him, both on and off the golf course.
”Jessica had no interest in hooking up with Tiger, for that reason alone,” added my source.

Wow. More than any other news that’s come in, this truly shows the scope of Tiger Woods’ philandering. It was enough for even Jessica Simpson to figure it out. Just to put things in perspective, she still thinks there’s a magical elf who turns the light on in her fridge. “Oh, Christ, here she comes again! *flick* And there she goes. *flick* Now’s she back. *flick* And gone. — Hey, you left Bronx Mowgli next to the mayo! Someone kill me.”

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  1. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    JESSICA SIMPSON IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOT FAT, YOU GUYS MAKE FUN OF ANY WOMEN THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN, IF YOU WANT UGLY 100 LBS 5’1 NO BOOTY NO BOOBS WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO FIND 14 YEAR OLD BOYS AND DRESS THEM UP,

    SORRY BUT YOU ARE ALL HOMOS. JESSICA IS BEAUTIFUL AND HER BOYFRIEND (AND ALL OTHER WHITE GUYS HERE) ARE GAY!

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  2. THAT_GIRL_NOT _JENN

    way to jump the gun there, #2. fatty. OOOOH BURN!

  3. EmSprite

    I live in Orlando and everyone knew Tiger was cheating because you’d see him every week at the Blue Martini with a different girl. I have no idea why this is a shock to anyone. I knew he was cheating for years

  4. Ew. Superficial writer taking it easy these days. A thousand cheers!

  5. Crusty

    To me, the significance of this post is the confirmation that professional athletes invoke “professional courtesy” with regard to their colleagues who wander. Tony Romo is a busy guy leading America’s Team to another December crash but still knows very well that another athlete, in another sport, has a history of cheating.

    Given how long this has gone on and when assuming that Tony Romo is one of many sports figures who knew about Tiger’s transgressions, it’s interesting that none of this came out via another athlete.

    Except that these guys have a solemn code of silence. They live in a world which which 99.9% of us have no knowledge.

  6. Aren’t most celebrities philandering whores? Even with his squeaky clean image, it’s really not that huge of a surprise.

    I wouldn’t have expected quite that many mistress’, but then again he is worth billions of dollars.

  7. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Wow. She wouldnt sleep with him cuz she knew he was a ho. How big of her.
    Remember when she was a nice Christian girl who wouldnt sleep with a man without the benefit of marriage???

  8. abbz

    we all have different conceptions of beauty Jenn. Yours just happen to fall in line with those of fruit of the loom. Thats fine. Personally I prefer to dress my little boys up in dare-ware. And you just cant fit into the pleather with a tummy like jessica’s.

    peace fatty.

  9. Joooosh

    Who cares?

  10. THAT_GIRL_JENN

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    WHATEVER YOU HOMOS, GO DATE YOUR SHAPELESS ASIAN BOYS OH I MEAN GIRLS. GROSS!

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  11. Jen's Labia crust

    What’s wrong with young asian boys?

  12. Hoax & Chan$e

    Clarification:
    Jessica does not dig dark meat.
    That is all.

  13. Is anyone sick of Tiger Woods news yet? It’s not like he is the ONLY unfaithful man in the sports world as for Jessica, she’s pretty hopeless – Celebrity Nutcase anyone?

  14. Danny Tanner

    She’s smart enough to know where the VD lies.

  15. Darv

    What a c***. So she’d fuck him if he wasn’t such a cheater (bit of a contradiction there?), but *because* he wandered, on that basis alone, she wouldn’t go down on him.

    I hate this life support system for tits & pussy every day more & more.

  16. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded

    This fat blimp of a slut did so totally fuck the golf guy, obviously. She’ll fuck anyone, and she’s fat ha ha.

  17. Thats really smart of her to keep woods away. Tiger woods story is now really getting boring.

  18. karl

    Poor tiger …

    Karl,
    Website Design

  19. Benn

    Stop talking about Tiger. he can do whatever he wants. Leave him alone man!!
    Enhanced Kre-Alkalyn

  20. Lena

    If everyone knew about Tiger affairs that mean Elin had to have known about it before now.

  21. Jessica only dates faithful Christian gentleman like John Mayer and Johnny Knoxville.

  22. PBJ

    Make a REAL wish!

    make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com

    8,888 wishes granted, after that, no more wishes will be granted..

    ~*Believe*~

  23. Yessica

    Snuggies are the new Mumus!

  24. Yessica

    Snuggies are the new Mumus!

  25. Jessica only dates faithful Christian gentleman like John Mayer and Johnny Knoxville.

  26. Make a REAL wish!

    make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com

    8,888 wishes granted, after that, no more wishes will be granted..

    ~*Believe*~

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