Jessica Simpson is wasted

Because booze will never tell security to bar you from the premises, Jessica Simpson got wasted at Katsuya last night with her sister Ashlee. Or at least that’s what the caption of these paparazzi pics said. Honestly, I don’t how anyone could tell whether Jessica Simpson is drunk or not. She could’ve got in the car, made out with the dash then let Bronx Mowgli do the driving and I’d still want to see the results of a breathalyzer before commenting.