Because booze will never tell security to bar you from the premises, Jessica Simpson got wasted at Katsuya last night with her sister Ashlee. Or at least that’s what the caption of these paparazzi pics said. Honestly, I don’t how anyone could tell whether Jessica Simpson is drunk or not. She could’ve got in the car, made out with the dash then let Bronx Mowgli do the driving and I’d still want to see the results of a breathalyzer before commenting.
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frank | August 2, 2009 at 4:30 pm
How was it possible for the PAP not to get a crotch or boob shot?
udunome | August 2, 2009 at 4:31 pm
firstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, i feel bad for her
udunome | August 2, 2009 at 4:31 pm
firstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, i feel bad for her
Kodos | August 2, 2009 at 4:31 pm
First…like I care.
Anyone looking to fuck a drunk chick? Keep away, Papa Joe!
Kelley | August 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm
No kidding, Frank …
Booby Watcher | August 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm
come onnnn, tittie
Tad Bit Tipsy | August 2, 2009 at 4:33 pm
She stole that dress from my Grandma!!!
frank | August 2, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Hey Kodos, Your 4th you Fag, Like you care, right?
JAN | August 2, 2009 at 4:36 pm
SHE WAS NOT DRUNK -WATCH THE VID ON TMZ
Duchess Of Dork | August 2, 2009 at 4:46 pm
That is not a good outfit to get drunk in.
Jose | August 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Mmm i love drunk Jess. Its so fn fantastic to see her out and about, single and with a smile on her face. Fit, happy and single Jessica Simps = possible opportunities to see pics of her flaunting that hot ass of hers. You go ahead Jess, go out, get drunk and wear sexy outfits. Braless preferably. You are single now!
Jacque | August 2, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Who gives a shit about her?
Dead to me.
K | August 2, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Way too tan. Gross.
Parker | August 2, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Aww she’s still adorable. I’d buttfuck her in a minute. And then I’d dump her. But I’d still think she’s nice.
Nameless | August 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Gotta love her PR people flaunting her 10lbs in 10 days weight loss and strict training regime earlier this week only to have her shown sloppy drunk, workout set back, and probably gained every bit of that weight back by the weekend. LOL
Fifteenth! | August 2, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Fifteenth!
familiar... | August 2, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I seriously think I had an outfit just like that in the 4th grade.
Bloated | August 2, 2009 at 6:00 pm
She better call the dietitian cause she still looks like a little fattie 2 by 4.
Bloated | August 2, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I had an outfit just like that too when I was in the 4th grade, culottes and the same print. My mom used to dress me funny.
Pilatunes | August 2, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Pity I wasn’t out with her…when they are shitfaced like that the panties are usually off before you hit the driveway. You could spend the whole night pulling her hair and telling her she is dirty and she wouldn’t object.
ROUGH Daddy | August 2, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Side boobs a popin!!!
These chicks coming out of relationship will fuck anything that moves, all you have be is in the right place…unfortunately theres too many eyes on jess watching her every move…
IKnow | August 2, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Jeez, haven’t we all been shitty like that. I have little compassion for attention whores but drunk bitches having fun seems off limits to me. Fish sucks dick.
Spooge | August 2, 2009 at 8:22 pm
blah… she’s wearin shorts. whata rip…
Criss | August 2, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Ya’ll need to get a life…HUMANS are aloud to go out and have fun!!! And ya’ll perves need to go to some porn sight,Jess doesn’t go pantyless like Paris and Britnee!!!!
Giggles | August 2, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Who?
hutch | August 2, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Let me in that carnival tent!
joe pantera | August 2, 2009 at 11:11 pm
is that the New Camaro she is sitting in.
Hottie Lover | August 3, 2009 at 12:11 am
I’d love to give her loud, drunken orgasms!!! OOOOFAAAHH!!!
dude | August 3, 2009 at 1:51 am
id def throw her a good mercy fuck
TheAdmiral | August 3, 2009 at 2:53 am
Wow, she got so drunk she’s starting to look like Cameron Diaz.
Joe | August 3, 2009 at 4:18 am
Criss, we’ll stop commenting when you learn how to spell. “Humans” are “aloud”??? A porn “sight”??
She looks adorable. And I absolutely love her thick thighs.
All Women Stalker | August 3, 2009 at 6:42 am
Yikes, these are not flattering photos. Her dress looks hideous, too. Hair and nails look great,though. haha
-Meream
Galtacticus | August 3, 2009 at 7:24 am
It must be great to have a sister you can share your hobby with.
FACE | August 3, 2009 at 7:42 am
that face, those legs – so beautiful
Chris | August 3, 2009 at 9:18 am
I’d totally do her
nomnomnom | August 3, 2009 at 9:47 am
I really hope someone was able to take advantage of that situation. She need a good hard boning that night. I need to start tracking what bars she will be at and throw my hat into the ring for a rebound fuck.
ROUGH Daddy | August 3, 2009 at 10:11 am
Look @ jess’s under arm its smooth and not meaty, could it be a precursor of her pleasure cave?
*sign* probably not…
ROUGH Daddy | August 3, 2009 at 10:12 am
fuck *sigh*
not nick lachey | August 3, 2009 at 10:14 am
She is SO Wrecked. And I would SOOOO jump right into that!
hit it like your mom | August 3, 2009 at 10:22 am
pic #3
I’d grab that boob and jerk off right into her face.
ROUGH Daddy | August 3, 2009 at 10:23 am
@ 36 the “winner” of the family Ashlee was the cock blocker for the night,,,I doubt anyone got to even say hello…
The Jerk | August 3, 2009 at 10:59 am
It’s a shame I wasnt there to give her some rapies err roofies err chocolates to show my condolences to her breakup..
Turd Ferguson | August 3, 2009 at 11:15 am
@41 ROUGH Daddy – That is why you never go into a bar without an excellent wingman. Someone that you know will intercept that cockblocker and take one for the team so you can score the grand prize. I have to agree that jugfucking a drunk Jessica Simpson would definitely be a grand prize.
Fati | August 3, 2009 at 12:05 pm
I think it’s that idiotic outfit, but she still looks huge.
Erin | August 3, 2009 at 12:34 pm
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS KRISTY ALLEY
amy | August 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Just get pregnant already and stop your whining! – bbwmoretolove.com
Max | August 3, 2009 at 4:48 pm
@24. criss how the hell do you know Jess don’t go pantyless? Sounds like you are all up in that stuff. Why don’t you tell us what this dirty whore is like.
fat white guy | August 3, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I would definitely space dock her
Dread not | August 4, 2009 at 9:58 am
@ 10. Duchess Of Dork – August 2, 2009 4:46 PM
That is not a good outfit to get drunk in.
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Oh, it seems like the perfect one for that. It’s practically taking itself off.
Jessica, you are so wise in your simplistic ways. Tony Noshow, you gettin’ this? Oh yeah, not anymore! Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Jeff | August 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm
PUT A FORK IN HER – SHE’S DONE…