Okay, Jessica Simpson knows what to do here, I think. She’s pretty sure you pour the juice from the bottle into the cup. Or is it the bottle into the juice and then eat the cup? Dammit, what did her dad used to say? Oh, right, he’d say: “If you can’t figure something out, why not bounce up and down on daddy’s lap?” Then he’d ask her if she wanted a boob job because, you know, Joe Simpson buys boob-jobs in bulk. I hear he hands them out at office parties, charity events, and even to kids trick-or-treating on Halloween.
Photos: Splash
I will always see Jessica as the self absorbed and sloppy ditz who dumped the only man who will truly ever love her which is her ex hubby Nick and allowed John Mayer to use her as a convenient booty call. By the way, John Mayer’s Continum CD rocks!
It is nice to see that Jessica is not sporting the “Oooopa Loompa Orange Porn Star look with her boobs hanging out.
“I owen the place” – you mean you toss a dancer’s salad for an hour, she dumps you, and then you become hysterical and make the suicide gesture of a 16-year-old girl? Yeah, I could see that. Totally.
Drinks from the bottle and pees in the cup. That way she can pee while working out. I know that was too obvious.
@53 No you stupid fucking troll that was your brother. I felt sorry for him when he should me your picture. And by own, I mean I make all of the money and I let poor pathetic whores like you work for me.
THat’s mean Fishter, everyone knows she’s holding a super dildo like Madonna. Come on! Open your eyes!Geeezzzzzzzzzzzzz
waiting for her desperation level to reach the “must do a nude layout for Playboy” stage.
Jess looks totally hot here when natural. I love the workout dressed down look. Girls who look good without all the make up do it for me.
I loved #45
That’s all. I really liked it.
God I’m glad I left before the trolling started…
#57 theShizann-LOL! I’m sure her daddy will be all for the nudity.
mike jimbo..is this an onlinematch site
you waste my time !when i gotta read the sad tales of romance gone wrong
jeeesh
Well, the outfit is obviously horrible, but understandable if she’s been to/going to the gym.
Jessica is one of those girls who actually looks better with very little makeup. Or at least very light, pastel, understated makeup. That dark red lipstick we’ve been seeing her in lately doesn’t flatter her at all.
yeah…one homeless lady with horrible outfit –> begger!
She’s so ugly. I must say she is looking better though… but she’ s not as entertaining as fat jessica.
Wow. She looks so beautiful in these photos.
She should stick with this look.
Her nose even looks smaller with less makeup on for some reason.
YOUR FKING COMMENTS ARE WEIRD AND NOT FUNNY ONE BIT. WHERE THE HELL IS THE OTHER GUY?????
BILL FRIST!!!
she’s cute . and that juice is the best..and the flavor too, so is the melon one!
Jessica Simpson is pathetic.
Blaaaah. NO ONE wants to read about her and her saggy pancake t*ts.