Jessica Simpson is ‘sad and confused’

July 16th, 2009 // 55 Comments

Apparently Jessica Simpson’s break up with Tony Romo came out of nowhere and she had no clue anything was wrong, according to People:

“Jessica was really blindsided,” says a Simpson family friend. “She’s sad, mad, and confused. Her emotions are all over the place.”
“Dating her comes along with her celebrity and press – that’s not easy for anyone,” says Simpson’s family friend. “But she and Tony seemingly had it figured out. They rolled with the punches and focused on each other. They just lost sight of that at the end.”
Since the sudden split, Simpson has been laying low. “She is holding up okay,” says the Simpson source. “She is with her family. They are – as always – very supportive of her.”
The one thing the family will not support: The thought of Simpson reconciling with her ex-husband Nick Lachey, who recently split from his girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. “It won’t happen,” says a source. “They have no respect for him. Jessica has no respect for him. There is way too much bad blood between Nick and Joe for Jessica to even think about it.”

While Jessica is no doubt heartbroken, in Tony Romo’s defense, I’m sure he tried to spell things out for her.

TONY: Jessica, listen, things aren’t working out.
JESSICA: I swallowed a fly today!
TONY: That’s great, babe. But, look, I want to see other people.
JESSICA: Ashlee still won’t tell me where babies come from.
TONY: Uh huh. Well, hey, good talk. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to continue having sex with this stripper which you still haven’t noticed.
JESSICA: Ha ha! Her shoes are clear!

Photos: Getty

  1. notfunny

    I like her nipples, keep ya head up girl, I’ll smash that

  2. Cirque

    Give her father a break. I would too be protective of a son/daughter in the limelight. She at least has an intact family unit to fall back on when her relationships fail or when publicly castrated for falling in love. She is not stupid but wears her heart on her sleeves. Hopefully, she will learn from this public contempt of her (undeserving, she is a kind-hearted girl) and focus on herself and her career. Personal issues she should keep private. She did let herself and her career go while with Romo and he dumped her when he realized she was not as hot as he thought she would be. Immature dough-boy, wants to play the field now. Chin-up Jessica, you will bounce back.

  3. Shiro

    Look, I think you guys are all missing the point. It’s all about balance. No one that sexy and sweet can also be smart too. Yes I’m sad for her too but what did she she think was going to happen when she got caugh txting that sket John Mayer. What is she doing txting him on the dl anyway?
    Well, she is DAMN fine. A PERFICT 10 as they say. Hell I’d even die to have a body like her’s and Im a guy!
    Oh and too that dude that’s trying to dis her saying that she has thighs like tree trunks you don’t know what the HELL your talking about. You’d be singing a different tune if you ever had thights like hers wraped around your waist. Damn! Somthing to hold on. And don’t even get me started on doggie style with her. Whew, after missing some of that, I think dudes gonna reconsider locking her out. Now only if she wouldn’t say anything…..
    Stay sweet Jess.

  4. Geez you guys are all pretty brutal … I have a feeling all you ladies, who, 5 years ago, the fact that her boyfriend her own bikini a little too much ….. And was enjoying the scenery but were cut so the fact that shes a little overweight and a love of life is a trainwreck jump for joy. You bitter, bitter shrews. lol.

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