Jessica Simpson is ‘sad and confused’

July 16th, 2009 // 55 Comments

Apparently Jessica Simpson’s break up with Tony Romo came out of nowhere and she had no clue anything was wrong, according to People:

“Jessica was really blindsided,” says a Simpson family friend. “She’s sad, mad, and confused. Her emotions are all over the place.”
“Dating her comes along with her celebrity and press – that’s not easy for anyone,” says Simpson’s family friend. “But she and Tony seemingly had it figured out. They rolled with the punches and focused on each other. They just lost sight of that at the end.”
Since the sudden split, Simpson has been laying low. “She is holding up okay,” says the Simpson source. “She is with her family. They are – as always – very supportive of her.”
The one thing the family will not support: The thought of Simpson reconciling with her ex-husband Nick Lachey, who recently split from his girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. “It won’t happen,” says a source. “They have no respect for him. Jessica has no respect for him. There is way too much bad blood between Nick and Joe for Jessica to even think about it.”

While Jessica is no doubt heartbroken, in Tony Romo’s defense, I’m sure he tried to spell things out for her.

TONY: Jessica, listen, things aren’t working out.
JESSICA: I swallowed a fly today!
TONY: That’s great, babe. But, look, I want to see other people.
JESSICA: Ashlee still won’t tell me where babies come from.
TONY: Uh huh. Well, hey, good talk. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to continue having sex with this stripper which you still haven’t noticed.
JESSICA: Ha ha! Her shoes are clear!

Photos: Getty
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  1. Sotto Cinco

    She’s tolerable. Her dad, not so much.

  2. DeviousJinx

    Weeeeeeeeee, we’re going to win the Superbowl this year! Always loved Jess, but she needs to stay away from my Cowboys!

  3. Anonymous

    This chick just doesn’t get it. Imagine if Romo had gone through with that “Ken and Barbie” birthday party………the shit he would have taken from opposing players and his own Dallas teammates……he would have never lived it down.

  4. Mr. Jones

    I’m sure daddy is going to make it alllllllllll better.

    And then he makes a mint selling the pictures afterwards.

    He’s liv’n the American dream.

  5. Delgo

    I wish I were her dad.

  6. The Jerk

    I wish I was reincarnated into that dress she’s wearing..ohn0z!

  7. EB

    not only is she sad and confused, she also looks like she’s cold….

  8. havoc

    What a rack. Dumb as a bag of hammers. But what a rack….

    .

  9. Pinky

    She’s short. She’s dumb. She has a man face. Her thighs look like tree stumps. But she got great cans!

    Can we put those cans on someone other than a dumb, drooling, hillbilly girl?

  10. Durango

    She’s sad and confused…and pointy!

  11. Toolboy

    “She’s sad, mad, and confused. Her emotions are all over the place.”
    David Spade just lept out of the Keebler Elf tree and has hit the ground runnin!!

  12. Taz

    tittie pump!

  13. Leave off the “sad and” and that title could describe her overall demeanor.

  14. fearsarewishes

    Sad and confused?

    Confused for sure.

  15. Livinius Nwambe

    I don’t care what y’all say, but she looks hot in that dress. I’d bend her over and hit it so hard Ike Turner would be offended.

  16. hot dog me bitch

    She is sad and confused because my cock is not buried between her tits. I have an idea to help her but she needs to come over quick so we can work this out.

  17. OC Dee

    She needs to get involved with a rich good looking business man. Getting involved with celebrities is not working for her.

    #11 Funny comment.

  18. Derrick

    #17, one problem with your suggestion – a rick, good looking business man does not want some fat midget airheaded southern hick as a girlfriend.

    Seriously. She a redneck cumdumpster, that’s it.

  19. brown chicken brown cow

    @ #18

    Then there is only one thing left for her to do…..porn

    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  20. She need to come out from sadness…and try to something different .may be her father is right.

  21. She need to come out from sadness…and try to something different .may be her father is right.

  22. Superbiggerevil

    By having Romo scrape off this fucking mess once and for all, the Cowboys may just make it to the Superbowl this season, but as for winning it…FUCK NO!

  23. John Madden

    Dumped her just in time for training camp. Smart move.

    Just another NFL throwaway. The trash heap is full of these ex-girlfriends come training camp time. Time for Jessica to start purging, and line up near another locker room, door. Hurry – you are getting older and fatter by the minute!

  24. Érico

    Nice rack.

  25. Judas Iscariot

    My gawd…she’s turning into an Oompa Loompa!

  26. mafme

    That headline could be used for any Jessica Simpson story:

    Jessica Simpson is ___________ and Confused.

    a. Driving
    b. Happy
    c. in a Bikini
    d. on Stage Singing
    e. Writing her Name
    f. Being Fingered by her Dad
    etc.

  27. inspectahdank

    poor J-Simps. perhaps she should take a look at her dating record and reconsider life? check out her list of boyfriends- http://www.ranker.com/list/jessica-simpson_s-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

  28. FACE

    Makes me salivate. Sporting major wood for Jessie. SHe doesnt need these punk azz white boys – she needs some real man like me to work her over and then hold her gently.

  29. Nameless

    Jessica is sad and confused because she is beginning to realize that the power of her epic boobage is dwindling and can no longer mask the power of her family’s epic suckage.

  30. ASPCA

    She needs to get a puppy.

  31. ashley

    #19 That’s hilarious………GO ROBO

  32. csa3090

    Im available Jessica!!

  33. csa3090

    Im available Jessica!!

  34. Urbanspaceman

    Where I come from your parents don’t run your life when you’re pushing 30 and are the one with the money. Who gives a crap what Joe thinks of Nick?

  35. It’s not like she would tell us that she caught him in a compromising position with Barbie Carpenter.

  36. Tanzarian

    I shall comfort her… in the vagina.

  37. wow

    geez people you all are pretty cruel…i have a feeling you are all the women, who, 5 years ago, were cutting themselves over the fact that their boyfriends were enjoying her bikini scenes a little too much…..and are now jumping for joy over the fact that shes a little overweight and has a trainwreck of a love life. you bitter, bitter shrews. lol.

  38. wow

    geez people you all are pretty cruel…i have a feeling you are all the women, who, 5 years ago, were cutting themselves over the fact that their boyfriends were enjoying her bikini scenes a little too much…..and are now jumping for joy over the fact that shes a little overweight and has a trainwreck of a love life. you bitter, bitter shrews. lol.

  39. dirk

    I’d f*ck those tits so hard, they’d be hitting each other behind her back like “clackers”.

  40. ralph

    She can drown her sorrows away by guzzling my manjuice cocktail

  41. Chongo Mota

    Good job Tony Romo, nobody should ever date a girl with a father like that. No sex is worth dealing with bullshit parents.

  42. Nejxn

    So it’s NOT an act. Jessica REALLY IS as stupid as she is made out to be! Too funny!

  43. no one cares

    #37 Yeah, it’s all bitter jealous women posting here – not a single guy in sight. Get a fucking clue. A lot of women have utter contempt for her – not because of how great she used to look in a bikini, but because she lets her daddy run her life like she was a fucking two year old. And name me one man who’d respect a woman for letting Daddy choose her men – AT AGE 30. She’s brain dead, useless and helpless, and if you think that crap is past its due date for “cute” now, wait til she hits 40 and still has the intellect of an 8 year old who loves Barbies.
    I love my dad but I make my own coin and run my own life, mistakes and all. His opinion about my hypothetical ex wouldn’t mean shit if we really wanted to get back together.

  44. i wish i could comfort her…….jessica is looking damn good in that dress!she should now come out of it and try something different….
    celebtoast

  45. FACE

    #39 – thats halfway funny as hell LOL

  46. Galtacticus

    The first coming time we should be all nice to her.she’s very modest in her statement after years of sexual abuse by her ex.

  47. Darth

    He probably treated her like she was his own private entertainment park!

  48. Nero

    It’s no wonder she forgets her text all the time because she’s sad and confused!

  49. MICHAEL

    DUMB AS A BAG OF HAMMERS, YOUR AN ASS, SHE IS THE PERFECT 10, I OVE HER.

  50. ni88er

    she is ugly, she could play for the nfl with her legs

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