It looks like Jessica Simpson’s transformation into a gorilla is almost complete. Give her another few months and a box of ice cream and I think we can call this experiment an amazing success. Some said it couldn’t be done. Some said it was madness. But now who’s laughing Mr. MIT scientists who said I was a failure?
Thanks to Davina for the tip, and for looking great in a short skirt. Rowr.
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The great white ape!
Banana man what is your heritage/lineage? At some point, your ansestors must have gotten on a plane or a boat somewhere to come to the Americas. This land that you live on now, used to be theirs. If we can afford native americans their right to their land, we should at least be as accomodating to the mexicans. (Us buying their land-shitty ripoff) Just because they were colonized by Spain and we were colonized by england doesn’t you have any more right to this land than they do. Stop referring to them as the people who do the shit jobs you would never want to do, and educate yourself before you decide you are any type of an expert. You know shit about the United States, much less America. And yes, there is a difference. One is a continent.
for some reason this photo makes me want to rent Congo.
First round draft pick for the NY Giants? Gotta have a big defense!
#111…neither of those is a continent. The continent you are attempting is North America. Maybe you should dtudy a little geography before you start spouting off.
# 114 You are right. I’m sorry. I meant to say North America. It was early in the morning, and I was a little sleep deprived. :)
But I stand by my statements! Can’t we all just get along?
Hey she’s starting to look like the lead singer from that wacky country group, the dixie chickens.
OMG, seems like she’s been going on a few dates with…Ben & Jerry. Stay far from the fridge Jess!!! I know you’re sad, I know you’re depressed but binge-eating is not a solution. Look at Janet Jackson. Do you serioulsy wanna end up like her?
I guess this was the only way to avoid Papa Joe’s affections :(
#118–
That’s horrible. But terribly funny.
She has masculine bone structure, and this is AFTER tons of plastic surgery.
she is a hypocrite. she said plastic surgery was wrong, then she went and got her boobs uplifted, her eyebrows raised, and her nose done. not to mention that fake tan. not a flattering pic of her, but its more her personality that bothers me!
and yeah she has a very manly chin, jaw, and nose.