Now that Jessica Simpson has accepted the fact her dog Daisy was eaten by a coyote, her friends are convinced she’s probably going to “tailspin” into a giant pit of depression which, in all honesty, can’t be worse than the borderline dementia of her relationship with Daisy. People reports:
Daisy was perhaps one of the most pampered pets in Hollywood. Simpson fed Daisy steak, not dog food, and referred to herself as “Daisy’s Mommy.” When leaving the house, Simpson left on the air-conditioning for her dog; and when Daisy was sick, Simpson refused visitors so that they wouldn’t wake Daisy. She threw Daisy birthday parties, and when she talked about having a “girls’ night in” with a video, she was talking about herself and Daisy.
“Jessica has a very small inner circle,” the friend said. “But she always had Daisy. Daisy gave her unconditional love.”
And, unlike some of the men in her life, the friend added, “Daisy never betrayed her. Daisy was always there for her. This is serious. Jessica’s heart is broken.”
Not only was Daisy the anti-Tony Romo, but she also apparently took phone calls and fired employees at will:
Whenever she was out at night, Simpson called home and had “someone put Daisy on the phone so she could say goodnight.”
“Daisy ran the household,” the friend said. “If Daisy didn’t like you, you were gone. Sometimes if her regular hair and makeup people weren’t available and Jessica had a sit-in, if Daisy didn’t like them, they wouldn’t be back. Daisy ran the roost.”
Well, at least now we know who was running Jessica’s career into the ground. “Okay, Daisy, Mommy wants you to bark once if she should eat all this ice cream and switch to country. Or twice for a bucket of ribs and letting an entire state think I cursed Tony Romo. Go!”
What a vacant, petulant, spoiled asshole.
The poor girl! I feel so bad for her. Imagine watching your dog, get snatched off by a coyote?! That’s f**ked!
BTW Jess I hear semen is LOADED with anti-depressants. Especially mine…I have a special diet.
what is with you honkeys
if you are not busy destroying the worlds
you are carrying around your god damn dogs like a purse
I leave the air-conditioning for my dog when I leave the house. Why aren’t I rich or at least have postings on SUPERFICIAL? Here coyote coyote…
Do you suppose losing her dog is the thing that will drive Jessica into doing porn. She could do a scene where she lets a well hung black dude do her in a reverse cow girl anal while she holds a little fluffy dog in her arms. When the dude is ready to pop he can squirt on the dog. Then Jessica can lick the little pupper clean and kiss the black dude. The scene will win her an AVN award. It could happen.
Okay – let me set this straight:
“Simpson fed Daisy steak, not dog food”: feeding dogs all meat with no by-products is perfectly okay – but this is certainly extreme.
“referred to herself as “Daisy’s Mommy.”": okay, no defense – this is pretty fucking crazy. You can love your dog very much and still realize that it’s a dog.
“When leaving the house, Simpson left on the air-conditioning for her dog”: Okay, what is the big deal? Who wants to come home to a hot house? If she just kept the air on and not mention the dog, then no one would be saying anything.
“and when Daisy was sick, Simpson refused visitors so that they wouldn’t wake Daisy”: visitors stress a dog out. If the dog was sick, then what else was Simpson going to do? Dump her into a closet?
“She threw Daisy birthday parties, and when she talked about having a “girls’ night in” with a video, she was talking about herself and Daisy.” : No defense – this is insane
“This is serious. Jessica’s heart is broken.”: Perfectly understandable. But I agree with #41 – where was the fucking leash? And if some mangy coyote tried to mess with my dog, I would have my foot up its ass. I wouldn’t just stand there and let this happen.
She did taste like a gourmet meal.Yum!
Even her coat tasted like cotton candy! Incredible!
Coyotes eating dogs,isn’t that the same as cannibalism?!
Actually is a BBBJTCIMAS an act of cannibalism?
I stole the dog and ate him b/c that bitch cant make any more records to sell and get me more money!
Joe
O.K. I’m going to have to put an end to all this dogs=babies bickering. Both sides of this argument have valid points. both babies and dogs are stupid shit factories that look hilarious when they are dragged off by coyotes or bears. both can be adopted (either from shelters or an orphanage) or bought (either from breeders, or any number of third world countries). If you have too many of either you become a social pariah (I.E. crazy cat lady/ welfare mother of twelve). Both can be overindulged by an overly attached Guardian (Steak instead of kibble/ time-outs instead of bare knuckle beatings) Finally, Both can be trained to adopt your racist beliefs. While i don’t think this will do much to convince either side to compromise, I think we can all agree that Jessica has some spectacular titties that we would all like to stick our face between and go bbbbrrrriiitttzzzzzkiiiii (Even you ladies to, I’ve seen enough porn to know your all just one innuendo away from lezzing it up)
O.K. I’m going to have to put an end to all this dogs=babies bickering. Both sides of this argument have valid points. both babies and dogs are stupid shit factories that look hilarious when they are dragged off by coyotes or bears. both can be adopted (either from shelters or an orphanage) or bought (either from breeders, or any number of third world countries). If you have too many of either you become a social pariah (I.E. crazy cat lady/ welfare mother of twelve). Both can be overindulged by an overly attached Guardian (Steak instead of kibble/ time-outs instead of bare knuckle beatings) Finally, Both can be trained to adopt your racist beliefs. While i don’t think this will do much to convince either side to compromise, I think we can all agree that Jessica has some spectacular titties that we would all like to stick our face between and go bbbbrrrriiitttzzzzzkiiiii (Even you ladies to, I’ve seen enough porn to know your all just one innuendo away from lezzing it up)
Randal(l)
So let me make sure I understand. If I eat my naked girlfriend’s snatch while wearing my coyote costume. A beautiful girl named Anna who has posted here will hate me while others on this post will think me a cannibal. There will be even more posters who will declare that I am a fat loser who wanks while watching internet porn and only type stuff here to give my hand a rest. Does that about cover it.
This is so sad… it sounds like she was such a great loving mom to her dog, so sad that she wasn’t able to live a long full life… and the way she went is not good, how sad to know your dog was eaten. I mean really, that is so so sad. I think its fine to become attached to your pets because you make their lives great by pampering them and showing them so much love and attention and to do that to the fullest extent and lose the dog to something like that is just sooo sad :(
I killed then ate a coyote yesterday. While gutting it I found some nose leather that looked like it belonged to Jessica’s dog. I went ahead and cooked that as well. Not bad, but I liked the coyote more.
Daisy was a lap dog in more ways than one
sucks for the dog, for both the coyote and being Jessica Simpson’s pet – it probably felt like John Mayer… in the dog’s thought bubble “damn this girl is stupid!”
People has to have the dumbest writers ever. Oh really, she left the AC on for Daisy when she left ? Am I to believe any of these overpaid idiots (“stars”) live in a place with a window unit? Doesn’t she live in Texas? I would think that leaving it on there would be more of a necessity to avoid killing the dog. I can only assume the people writer also likes to leave their baby in a car with the windows rolled up while they go shopping, ’cause they don’t want to “spoil” that kid…
OKAY this has got to be the meanest post ever! Did you make fun of Kelly Preston when her son died? NO. So stop doing the same to Jessica Simspon..losing a pet is like losing a child. You all disgust me. Is this what we have all come to, going online and making fun of a woman whose pet was killed, and then making fun of her for being lonely etc etc? You are all pathetic people and it’s your negativity that is polluting the universe.
I’m sorry to hear about her loss, but c’mon. She’s a hot looking chick with amazing tits, she has millions in the bank (she never has to work again if she doesn’t want to), and she lavishes all her attention on a dog? Insanity. Suggestions: She needs to dump her creepy quasi incestuous daddy/manager. Also, she needs to stop trying to date dudes with a high profile who are attention whores; she needs to get a boyfriend that not only makes her scream in bed, but also loves her AND straightens her out clingy/needy wise. I volunteer, of course.
And, to be honest, I’ve got to say that she needs to accept some if not all responsibility for her dog getting snatched by a coyote. Dog should have been on a leash, for gods sake…
@71 – Perla your point is understood and actually Jessica does deserve some sympathy. That said it’s a dog that she treats like some 5 year old girl treats a doll. That’s not right. I understand she might be lonely. Well aren’t we all. She should learn to channel her energy into something more constructive than pretending a dog is human. Why trying to think up something witty to retort back at you would be much more constructive than having a girls night at the house with a dog where you talk about life and watch movies.
#71
Yes, I did make fun of her. But I’m a horrible person with no remorse or sympathy (Waaah my son died,)
Randal……..(l)
My heart goes out to Jessica!! I love my dog and the nightmare she is going through right now is heart breaking! Laugh make jokes but her pain her loss is real.
Not leaving the AC on for the dog in Texas heat would be cruel. And what is she supposed to feed her dog? She’s rich so she’s not going to feed it Iams with melamine.
((Are you there momy!?)) ((Git me outta here momy!))
@77
Are poltergeists keeping you captured Daisy?!
If I bring her some coyote poo with carmel (sic) colored hair in it, do I get a reward?
One coyote walks up to a coyote he doesn’t know. As is their custom, he sniffs the other coyotes butt and exclaims So you ate Jessica Simpsons dog! You are farting perfume.’
Exterminate!
Daisy has left the building. So sorry.
Deal with it…and SHOW US YOUR TITS, for fucksake!!!
I’m actually sad for her. I’ve certainly had beloved pets before, and do now, and if any of them were eaten, or if I knew for a fact that one of them had suffered an agonizing death, I’d be pretty fucking crushed.
Me and several people watched a coyote snatch a close friends dachshund out in horse pasture and we found a piece of the dog – it not a pretty thought for a pet to die like that and like others have said many of us treat our pets like family. And as far as the nuts here who bring up the starving children – less commenting on the superficial and more making sandwiches for all those kids your so worried about but seem to have no time to help because you troll celeb blogs and drop inane, stupid, self righteous bullshit.
No, I really feel for her. Daisy was a practice kid, okay. But anyone who can love an animal that well is a beautiful soul & my heart goes out to her. Would you rather her be one of those horrible owners on Animal Cops? Those are the people to save your hate for. Or the fetish of crushing kittens with high heels?
Save your anger for the bedroom, where it belongs.
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“And if some mangy coyote tried to mess with my dog, I would have my foot up its ass. I wouldn’t just stand there and let this happen.”
I would pay good money to watch you run after a coyote, but you’d hafta promise to keep it up for at least a couple hundred yards.
Only possible hope for Simpson’s stupid mutt (outside of having a real dog and not some toy mutt “breed”) would have been to have a rifle on hand along with the will and ability to use it in a hurry…
“And if some mangy coyote tried to mess with my dog, I would have my foot up its ass. I wouldn’t just stand there and let this happen.”
I would pay good money to watch you run after a coyote, but you’d hafta promise to keep it up for at least a couple hundred yards.
Only possible hope for Simpson’s stupid mutt (outside of having a real dog and not some toy mutt “breed”) would have been to have a rifle on hand along with the will and ability to use it in a hurry…
Don’t know why, but this makes me happy. It’s good when bad things happen to rich people. I know I’m horrible. :)
I guess the coyote got tired of chasing that fucking bird….
If you lick my asshole Ill give you back your pooch
-The coyotte
She is one of the stupidest people on the planet. She should sacrifice herself to that coyote so she can go be with daisy. Nobody would miss her.
PS, you can love your dog and be a good pet owner but please, calling home to say good night. How insane. She needs to get a life.
I felt sorry for the dog before- and now?
Perhaps surrendering to the coyotes was Daisy’s only way out…
Who says animals are stupid?
so sad :( we know you love daisy with all your heart . so sorry
be strong jessica
It’s sad when one looses their dog and to be eaten by a Coyote is even worst. As for feeding her dog, I cook for my dogs every day. Sometimes they eat better than I do, like steak and London broil man these dogs don’t know how good they have it. I just wish more people would take care of their pets and not just abandon them when times get rough or they say I’m moving and I need to get rid of my dog. How sick is that, so tell me why you even got the dog to begin with. As you can see I’m a dog lover…. Woof Woof …
she’s a dog. too bad a coyote didn’t eat her ugly ass.
Daisy=coyote poop
I can’t say anything snarky about this one… I sympathize with her. Losing your dog sucks, especially like that.
that lil dog is coyote shit now.