Jessica Simpson is insane and possibly a man

Is she going to the same rhino guy Michael Jackson goes?

all I want to do is smack her upside the head and tell her to shut that gaping wang-hole…she looks utterly ridiculous! I don’t care how much richer she is than me… at least I dont walk around trying looking like that o.O

you mean, she HAD a brain to even melt??

why can’t she just do a simple brown? why does she have to do the stupid carrot tone?

Is it just me or is JSimp starting to look like Mandy Moore? except Mandy has a fatter ass…

Look at that second pic…

Fucking boring.

Gimme more Danny Bonnadouce crap.

And wipe that RItchie Sambora shit off too. Replace it with anything. Heck, you can report on ME for material.

I dont think humans are supposed to be that color….

Freakshow……

People, this is obviously a woman in suffering. Those are all the symptoms of an advanced case of Cock Jaw.

#102 – I agree horsewood, my troll is a needle dick. Actually, more of a tiny pink penus. How did your daily cup of Go Fuck Yourself taste with your cereal this morning?

Is it me, or is she kinda lookin like Faith Hill–who btw…is a lot hotter than whore ass jessica! I just don’t want her looking the same as a great singer, which jessica is not!!

She is making the same stupid face in almost every picture.
This is another person who needs to disappear. Her last album was a flop. She can’t act. And her sister is the better looking one now.

Come on guys, give her a break. Her mouth is like that because she’s gotten so used to blowing cock that it just won’t shut. Like, duh.

1. Stumpy. Like a tree stump.
2. Fat – but kinda of tight. Soon to be fat and sloppy.
3. Horse-boned. Built like a truck driver.

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insert cock there.

On the first pic from the left,the guy doesn’t look very happy.Possibly she forgot her mouthspray?

wtf is she doing? why is her mouth always open. It almost looks like shes stealing some of britneys poses er some shit. All shes gotta do is show those boobs more stop posing like a retard.

It’s tough to be really worked up about her as a celeb. I kinda feel sorry for this girl; she’s obviously cute, killer body, and even her fake hair looks good. I like this make-up too – it’s an evening look [minus the gaping catfish piehole look].

And for the record – I want the jeans, belt & that handbag. Fuck the rest of you and the pix – just give me the STUFF. :-)

The reddish hair color does look like retarded in my view.

Her arms look like juicy drumsticks. The chicken wing kind.

The weight might not look so bad on her if she wouldn’t try to wear the crap she wore 20 pounds ago. Hey Jess, you’re a fat girl now!! Start dressing like one.

…and somebody really should have told her that she had a deodorant-pit stain on her shirt. Bad friends.

Here’s an idea if you think she’s hot: print-out picture #5, cut out a hole in her mouth, and use it as a masturbation aid. Imagine the look on her face as her surprise of the size of your load.

btw, I didn’t know Jessica Simpson was really Afgani.

Hate the girl…love the jeans.

Looks like she let her pet fish put her makeup on for her.

Oh, guys, be nice. Just because the orange tan on her face matches her horrible hair color, and her makeup looks like she was an extra on the set of the Thriller music video, doesn’t make her a tranny! It just makes her look like a ditzy, re-animated corpse. I especially like the pale pink lips. I think you’d have to be a necrophiliac to hit that.

#6 – Agreed. The constantly open mouth is due to lack of schwantz filling said orifice. She could probably put two in there at the same time.

#53 – it’s not you. Wally’s probably launching a DoS attack against TypeKey. After all, if no one can sign on, then he can be the only one who can post, and that’s how the troll likes it.

#98 – fast track, not slow boat.

Everything that you can do incorrectly enhance your image, she’s done all at the same time. Orange skin, hair color, & eye shadow that makes you look like you haven’t slept in a week
Truly the only thing missing are 6 naked dudes simultaneously treating her like a saltine.

P.S. Since when did wearing the collar on your polo shirt up become fashionable again? That went out in 1986 with the mini-mullet tail.
Someone needs to get her stylist a stylist.

One more thing … under the left tit … definitely a “Bill Clinton” stain. I’m surprised that no one else said anything about that.

She looks like Bill the Cat

Aaack

it looks like her outfit came straight from k-mart. she needs a better stylist. at least wear a lighter shirt with those dark jeans. almost everyone knows that!

I have a theory. Because blonde hair is so coveted, plain looking girls can fool people into thinking their beautiful with one good blonde hair dye job. Seriously, how many people are naturally blonde? A VERY small fraction of the gazillion we got here in Cali. And with their natural dark hair, no one would give them a second look but then they go blonde and bam, they’re “hot”. That’s the deal with Jessica. She had that long blonde hair (and the boobs of course) and everyone was like “she’s a knockout!” but if you actually LOOK at her face, she totally looks like a caveman – heavy brown, square jaw, beak nose…I’m telling you, it’s uncanny.

Ugh, no wonder she’s a piece of crap.

Take your Panties proves us that you’re a Man.

160. *trolls* You’d think I would have discerned that several people post as RichPort, fucking cock gobbler.

No, there is only ONE troll on the Fish, Ferret INVENTED the Internet, and I AM communicating with God when Father John “puts the devil back into hell”, even though my asshole always hurts for a week.

Carry on.

Just another dirty ho looking for something big and hot to stuff in her mouth. Can’t have mine yet cuz Fergie and I we still be smoking crystal and my dick is as big as your little toe.

I’d still fuck the shit out of her.

if she had pressd up to that weird looking guy in her dukes days he woulda jizzed himself. here though he looks likes he’s trying to pretend it’s not happening. understandably. the whole mouth thing is kinda pornish.

Her hair color and her skin are about the same, awesome. Not. I actually used to like her because she wasn’t a total slutty skank like most others…but now she’s just retarded (more so than before).

yes, plus that oompa loompa tan isn’t helping