Jessica Simpson is insane and possibly a man

total tranny

Not a tranny, just a blonde. but remember. blonde is a disease not a hair color. hey! im #2!

~N@ughty

She has to be drunk.

Is…is that RUPAUL?

She’s a hick mouth-breather. I’d still love to have a go at her… tranny or not.

Did I just type that in public? Oops!

Her mouth is open in almost every fucking shot.

And yet, its so welcoming… I can’t help but want to skull fuck the shit out of her.

I think that is her impression of a blow up doll. All she needs is a sign around her neck saying insert here. And then a release valve to let the air out.

Papa Joe takes the pictures and in his spare time he likes to print them out and doodle in his penis skeeting into her mouth. She’s a very obliging daughter(/son).

Wait, What? When Did She Used To Be Hot?

“when daddy said to keep exercising those BJ jaw muscles, he didn’t mean in public, my little cash cow, I mean sweetie..”

bwahaahaa! bwaahahhaaaahaha! what a dipsh*t. she really is depriving a village somewhere of their olympic idiot hopes.

OK! So if you go to TMZ you will see the actual video of her leaving and see that she isn’t posing wiht her mouth open! She actually is crazy at all! She posed for a couple pictures like the photogs asked and these are the in between! GET A LIFE!!! Hey, she’s richer and hoter than all of you combined!

She’s weird. But the new hair looks good and her body still looks ready for a pounding. But it’s the makeup, that horrible makeup, that results in her looking like such a tranny! Seriously, with all her money, doesn’t she have image consultants and stuff that would ensure she’s made up to look fuckable, and not like a cross dresser?!

Is she still hot? More importantly, who is she going to back for President? Her endorsement could decide the election….And ya. She’s hot.

Is she still hot? More importantly, who is she going to back for President? Her endorsement could decide the election….And ya. She’s hot.

The scariest porn star (almost) ever.
Seriously though, who is monkey boy in the background? (if he’s the stylist responsible for her new look, I think he’s on the take).

Nick: “really, dude, here’s like 100K, make her gnarly looking, and tell her she’s super-hot with her mouth gaping open”.

Stylist: “ummm, ok”.

she is really starting to look like Sandra Bernhard… think back to Roseanne days – the resemblance is scary.

at least we can tell the sisters apart now…too bad it had to be jessica to turn ugly. i cant stand ashlee.

She’s weird. But the new hair looks good and her body still looks ready for a pounding. But it’s the makeup, that horrible makeup, that results in her looking like such a tranny! Seriously, with all her money, doesn’t she have image consultants and stuff that would ensure she’s made up to look fuckable, and not like a cross dresser?!

Most of the pics look terrible, but she looks fine in some of them, like dirty fine. She looks better here than normal, I can’t wait until she gets to the really dirty stage…when the bubblegum fame starts to dry up and she lets that inner porn star start to show…

#12 Gen, lighten up….you are very defensive about her…maybe it’s time to take down your Jessica posters and move on

like, omg, and totally, because she’s rilly-rilly super, and…she’s richer and hoter than all of you combined!

you fucking crack me up. if you’re gonna play with the rest of the fourth-graders please at least spell like one.

I could fill that gaping awe

#12, GTFO plzthx. This site is obviously not the place for you.

She has absolutely no idea how to shut her stupid mouth. Also, wtf is up with that discolored patch of skin on her left arm in the first pic?

The guy behind her is Ken Paves. He is her hairstylist/makeup artist and created that awful new wig line that she has. So yeah, he’s responsible for her look.

Anna Nicole told her it looks sexy to walk around like a mouthbreather.

Her hair dye didn’t have a reaction with her brain because it was never there in the first place! Perhaps it was those hair chemicals mixed with dust and cobwebs?

Or even worse, maybe this isn’t her hair… but a wig from her line?

I’d still bang her like a drum. No doubt.

so they had a photo shoot for her new hairdo? she must be on something, powerful, or she desperately needs press/attention. its one of those, that said, 99.9% of guys will hit that. werd

the girl behind her in the main pic is better looking by a long shot.

she’s obviously infected with whatever Tyra Banks has . . .

all that bronzer makes her SLACKJAWED!!!

I’d hit it.

But I agree she looks like she’s been possessed by an alien in these pics …

She misses having daddy Joe’s big fat cak in her mouth. srsly, wtf, she is SO annoying.

But I do have to say that she looks like she lost some weight, her body looks good.

It’s an orangutan mugging for the camera, and not Jessica Simpson. It only looks like her…get your facts straight!

She misses having daddy Joe’s big fat cak in her mouth. srsly, wtf, she is SO annoying.

But I do have to say that she looks like she lost some weight, her body looks good.

It’s an orangutan mugging for the camera, and not Jessica Simpson. It only looks like her…get your facts straight!

I’d hit it.

But I agree she looks like she’s been possessed by an alien in these pics …

It’s an orangutan mugging for the camera, and not Jessica Simpson. It only looks like her…get your facts straight!

that makeup is CAKED on, my friends. Spatula style.
i’m baffled by the mouth thing..just… baffled.

anything that makes one think of Sandra Bernhard is bad, very fucking bad

now I gotta get that shit outta my head

fucking monkey, close your yap

i thought this was tyra

I must have been vacationing on Pluto when Jessica Simpson was considered hot by anyone at all. I’ve always thought she looked very masculine and that accent…fuck me. That accent makes me impotent.

Can her ex husband be arrested for fucking the hotness out of her?

Man did he dump her just in time or what?!?!?!

i thought she was untalented but understood the attraction to her. That has officialy ended.

I think that hair color looks great on her, and her body looks fabulous. I hate to say that because I think she’s a complete moron with no talent. Still, lots of people look a lot worse…

Good genes being wasted. Me thinks oxycodone mixed with vodka and a lil cocaine.

If you don’t think she’s hot, then you’re gay.

I’ll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.

If you don’t think she’s hot, then you’re gay.

I’ll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.

If you don’t think she’s hot, then you’re gay.

I’ll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.