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BarbadoSlim | February 5, 2007 at 11:55 am
total tranny
N@ughty | February 5, 2007 at 11:59 am
Not a tranny, just a blonde. but remember. blonde is a disease not a hair color. hey! im #2!
~N@ughty
megathy | February 5, 2007 at 12:05 pm
She has to be drunk.
D'oh Eyes | February 5, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Is…is that RUPAUL?
FredLobster | February 5, 2007 at 12:08 pm
She’s a hick mouth-breather. I’d still love to have a go at her… tranny or not.
Did I just type that in public? Oops!
ElatedPornStar | February 5, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Her mouth is open in almost every fucking shot.
And yet, its so welcoming… I can’t help but want to skull fuck the shit out of her.
Sugarplumsonline | February 5, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I think that is her impression of a blow up doll. All she needs is a sign around her neck saying insert here. And then a release valve to let the air out.
sol | February 5, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Papa Joe takes the pictures and in his spare time he likes to print them out and doodle in his penis skeeting into her mouth. She’s a very obliging daughter(/son).
Superevil | February 5, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Wait, What? When Did She Used To Be Hot?
thunderkat69 | February 5, 2007 at 12:10 pm
“when daddy said to keep exercising those BJ jaw muscles, he didn’t mean in public, my little cash cow, I mean sweetie..”
PelvicBoogie | February 5, 2007 at 12:13 pm
bwahaahaa! bwaahahhaaaahaha! what a dipsh*t. she really is depriving a village somewhere of their olympic idiot hopes.
gen | February 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm
OK! So if you go to TMZ you will see the actual video of her leaving and see that she isn’t posing wiht her mouth open! She actually is crazy at all! She posed for a couple pictures like the photogs asked and these are the in between! GET A LIFE!!! Hey, she’s richer and hoter than all of you combined!
whitegold | February 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm
She’s weird. But the new hair looks good and her body still looks ready for a pounding. But it’s the makeup, that horrible makeup, that results in her looking like such a tranny! Seriously, with all her money, doesn’t she have image consultants and stuff that would ensure she’s made up to look fuckable, and not like a cross dresser?!
Geno | February 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Is she still hot? More importantly, who is she going to back for President? Her endorsement could decide the election….And ya. She’s hot.
Geno | February 5, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Is she still hot? More importantly, who is she going to back for President? Her endorsement could decide the election….And ya. She’s hot.
whackjob | February 5, 2007 at 12:16 pm
The scariest porn star (almost) ever.
Seriously though, who is monkey boy in the background? (if he’s the stylist responsible for her new look, I think he’s on the take).
Nick: “really, dude, here’s like 100K, make her gnarly looking, and tell her she’s super-hot with her mouth gaping open”.
Stylist: “ummm, ok”.
lisa | February 5, 2007 at 12:17 pm
she is really starting to look like Sandra Bernhard… think back to Roseanne days – the resemblance is scary.
kbb | February 5, 2007 at 12:19 pm
at least we can tell the sisters apart now…too bad it had to be jessica to turn ugly. i cant stand ashlee.
whitegold | February 5, 2007 at 12:19 pm
She’s weird. But the new hair looks good and her body still looks ready for a pounding. But it’s the makeup, that horrible makeup, that results in her looking like such a tranny! Seriously, with all her money, doesn’t she have image consultants and stuff that would ensure she’s made up to look fuckable, and not like a cross dresser?!
fame is funny | February 5, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Most of the pics look terrible, but she looks fine in some of them, like dirty fine. She looks better here than normal, I can’t wait until she gets to the really dirty stage…when the bubblegum fame starts to dry up and she lets that inner porn star start to show…
griffmills | February 5, 2007 at 12:20 pm
#12 Gen, lighten up….you are very defensive about her…maybe it’s time to take down your Jessica posters and move on
whackjob | February 5, 2007 at 12:22 pm
like, omg, and totally, because she’s rilly-rilly super, and…she’s richer and hoter than all of you combined!
you fucking crack me up. if you’re gonna play with the rest of the fourth-graders please at least spell like one.
crazyotto | February 5, 2007 at 12:23 pm
I could fill that gaping awe
Pikachelsea | February 5, 2007 at 12:26 pm
#12, GTFO plzthx. This site is obviously not the place for you.
She has absolutely no idea how to shut her stupid mouth. Also, wtf is up with that discolored patch of skin on her left arm in the first pic?
gretcheepoo | February 5, 2007 at 12:27 pm
The guy behind her is Ken Paves. He is her hairstylist/makeup artist and created that awful new wig line that she has. So yeah, he’s responsible for her look.
jrzmommy | February 5, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Anna Nicole told her it looks sexy to walk around like a mouthbreather.
Jenn | February 5, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Her hair dye didn’t have a reaction with her brain because it was never there in the first place! Perhaps it was those hair chemicals mixed with dust and cobwebs?
Or even worse, maybe this isn’t her hair… but a wig from her line?
F-Sucker | February 5, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I’d still bang her like a drum. No doubt.
lohanhasthebestcokeinCA | February 5, 2007 at 12:40 pm
so they had a photo shoot for her new hairdo? she must be on something, powerful, or she desperately needs press/attention. its one of those, that said, 99.9% of guys will hit that. werd
kamihi | February 5, 2007 at 12:41 pm
the girl behind her in the main pic is better looking by a long shot.
black sunshine | February 5, 2007 at 12:45 pm
she’s obviously infected with whatever Tyra Banks has . . .
cuesta_rey | February 5, 2007 at 12:47 pm
all that bronzer makes her SLACKJAWED!!!
Daldianus | February 5, 2007 at 12:47 pm
I’d hit it.
But I agree she looks like she’s been possessed by an alien in these pics …
cate | February 5, 2007 at 12:49 pm
She misses having daddy Joe’s big fat cak in her mouth. srsly, wtf, she is SO annoying.
But I do have to say that she looks like she lost some weight, her body looks good.
Carsten5577 | February 5, 2007 at 12:49 pm
It’s an orangutan mugging for the camera, and not Jessica Simpson. It only looks like her…get your facts straight!
cate | February 5, 2007 at 12:49 pm
She misses having daddy Joe’s big fat cak in her mouth. srsly, wtf, she is SO annoying.
But I do have to say that she looks like she lost some weight, her body looks good.
Carsten5577 | February 5, 2007 at 12:50 pm
It’s an orangutan mugging for the camera, and not Jessica Simpson. It only looks like her…get your facts straight!
Daldianus | February 5, 2007 at 12:50 pm
I’d hit it.
But I agree she looks like she’s been possessed by an alien in these pics …
Carsten5577 | February 5, 2007 at 12:51 pm
It’s an orangutan mugging for the camera, and not Jessica Simpson. It only looks like her…get your facts straight!
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | February 5, 2007 at 12:55 pm
that makeup is CAKED on, my friends. Spatula style.
i’m baffled by the mouth thing..just… baffled.
Sheva | February 5, 2007 at 1:02 pm
anything that makes one think of Sandra Bernhard is bad, very fucking bad
now I gotta get that shit outta my head
fucking monkey, close your yap
RedInk | February 5, 2007 at 1:11 pm
i thought this was tyra
Alex | February 5, 2007 at 1:14 pm
I must have been vacationing on Pluto when Jessica Simpson was considered hot by anyone at all. I’ve always thought she looked very masculine and that accent…fuck me. That accent makes me impotent.
Spindoc | February 5, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Can her ex husband be arrested for fucking the hotness out of her?
Man did he dump her just in time or what?!?!?!
ambrosia | February 5, 2007 at 1:20 pm
i thought she was untalented but understood the attraction to her. That has officialy ended.
HollyJ | February 5, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I think that hair color looks great on her, and her body looks fabulous. I hate to say that because I think she’s a complete moron with no talent. Still, lots of people look a lot worse…
RussianMafia | February 5, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Good genes being wasted. Me thinks oxycodone mixed with vodka and a lil cocaine.
F-Sucker | February 5, 2007 at 1:26 pm
If you don’t think she’s hot, then you’re gay.
I’ll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.
F-Sucker | February 5, 2007 at 1:27 pm
If you don’t think she’s hot, then you’re gay.
I’ll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.
F-Sucker | February 5, 2007 at 1:28 pm
If you don’t think she’s hot, then you’re gay.
I’ll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.