Jessica Simpson was spotted jogging around yesterday on the set of Major Movie Star. Not, like, for fun; she was filming a jogging scene. Though whatever she’s doing it seems to be working. I hear they asked Britney Spears to jog around for her new music video but she just rolled around on her belly and asked for more pudding. Then she wheezed “That’s a wrap, guys,” and ordered a pizza. Because nothing washes down pudding like eating an entire pizza. That’s a scientific fact.
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I believe I could talk her into walking around town with my finger up her ass, “you know, for steering.”
Doesn’t pic #7 look like all of a sudden the MENSA member Jessica realized, “Hey, I need to try to breath while I’m running!”
Also, posters 1,2 & 3 – you all are almost as lame as Jessica. Get a life morons.
I don’t know why …but these days I just can’t seem to bring myself to find anything wrong with her… Crazy huh .. I guess I just see a lot more work ethic and a lil more pride than most of the females that are put on the Superficial…
Sure she’s got her downfalls .. but, .. the good outweighs the bad and out shines so many others .. so anyways, whatever, that’s my opinion.
There’s a limit to what kind of people you can publicly exploit on websites like these, and JS *is* that line.
At least *I* don’t make fun with mentally weak persons, with all kinds of mental symptoms and retardation issues.
It’s NOT okay to make fun of Jessica!
What if YOU had a retarded daughter who became the sperm dumpster of Hollywood, would you think it was fun if people mad fun of her?
Please, think about what you’re writing, folks. She’s a rich fucking fruit, keep your jokes tasteful!
Jimbo, I’d offer to hang out (I’m in Chicago), but I’ll be sleeping on the couch this evening after walking the dog.
#11 Ooooops Troll. Most (well some) know I like Jess. She is dumb, untalented but she’s cute and has a good personality.
Hmmmm but you might be right troll- Daddy does seem to love his girl too enthusiastically.
#8. She talks like them too but, most of them are actually quite a bit better at signing their own name and coloring inside the lines
@55 Thanks BunnyButt, that was my troll. I am in Southern California
Jimbo, ur such a loser. Im a troll and Im way cooler than you will ever be.
She has really big calves!
I’ve seen her in concert and she has some VERY, repeat, VERY saggy boobs! I don’t why everyone seems to think she has this awesome rack…
so if i troll you that makes me double cool?
go to blugardenia.com if you want to buy the same shorts she is wearing. looking good, jess!
OK, she does look good but I’m not sure if anyone has said it (since I have not read any posts) BUT what happened to her tits? They are like tiny titties now.
jessica simpson pisses me off, but she DOES have some really nice legs. and for the record, my boobs look about half their normal size when i wear a tight sports bra. Also, maybe she’s always wearing push-up bras when she dresses normally?
whoever said their boobs don’t look different in a sports bra is probably because they have none to begin with.
jessica has far too much make up on to be ACTUALLY working out. i love when people try too hard.
i am glad she is wearing shoes……….that bitch has feet that are so big and ugly………i vomit in my mouth when i see them
medusa would have better looking feet
It looks like she’s chasing after a doughnut attached to a fishing pole. “I gotta get me that cruller!”
I didn’t know that she had done to her lips!! Eeeek!
(Second row – 3rd over)
Hmmmm. Makes Hayden all the more appealing. :) Still (seemingly) untouched by the knife (or collagen syringe).
i think that there’s some resemblance between fergie and jessica simpson!
i agree with you she also has that puffy look when she’s a chubby. anyway she needs to get in shape for her upcoming movies
#66, wrong guess !
That divorce really fucked her up. She’s never been the same.
Every time you see her, she looks different – except for the fact that she looks miserably unhappy all the time.
I predict a Gospel CD in her future.
she is so hot.
Ponytail and Horse face do not go together.
She’s an absolute Einstein compared to Britney “Oops, I did something heinous, again” Spears.
Hate to say she looks good but :- ( No choice
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I’d like to see her run like a penguin with those ’70s gym shorts around her ankles.
What’s with the goddammed 70′s running shots? Motherfucking slut must think she’s on facts of life or something. Brainless shitbag.
damn that training bra must be tight as hell to hold all that junk. BOOOBIES
Your nipples are just at the perfect hight. Don’t change a thing!!
She’s flashing the high beams, god bless her.
Dumb as banging to rocks together, but does that reeeeally matter?
PEOPLE, do you all witness how much her looks improved after sporting. She looks defenitely better than a few months ago, agree? A person put alot of energy IN sporting, but people forget the amount of it you get in return!!
Great, another shitty Jessica Simpson flick to look foward to.
She may be fit but she’s still fugly.
wow, what a story
will always be ugly ha ha ha
Jessica Simpson and her sister are sooo different, they are like night and day.
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Well fit and definitely looks hot! PPL who say she is ugly, what planet do you live on?
Is she wearing any makeup here? If not she had done a great job I bet loads of gals would kill to look like that without any!
Question is will she look this good in a years time, or will she go back to looking like a flagpole. Ya know, no-neck, square head, no muscle, ultra-Ethiopian look? Why do they bother?!!
Chidish and silly to call her anything onther than beautiful. She is a goddess and I would give everything I have to impregnate her.
Corection headline should read:
Jessica Simpson is the shape of a fat person.
I need to know what sports bra she’s wearing. I have the same size boobs as Jessica and need to find a better way to strap them in when I jog.
She’s trying to be Hayden.
No go.