Jessica Simpson was spotted jogging around yesterday on the set of Major Movie Star. Not, like, for fun; she was filming a jogging scene. Though whatever she’s doing it seems to be working. I hear they asked Britney Spears to jog around for her new music video but she just rolled around on her belly and asked for more pudding. Then she wheezed “That’s a wrap, guys,” and ordered a pizza. Because nothing washes down pudding like eating an entire pizza. That’s a scientific fact.
Photos: Splash
hhhhharry potter | September 21, 2007 at 2:53 pm
FIRSTTT
C | September 21, 2007 at 2:53 pm
First!
Screamobaby | September 21, 2007 at 2:54 pm
First
hhhhharry potter | September 21, 2007 at 2:54 pm
OMG! Success! My life is complete! Someone shoot me now because I have nothing else to live for anymore.
cowgurrl | September 21, 2007 at 2:59 pm
She looks really smart and eloquent too. Maybe she’ll have Brad’s babies for Angela?
Joe Testosterone | September 21, 2007 at 2:59 pm
I love her soooo much
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john | September 21, 2007 at 3:00 pm
My fantasy is to run her over with a garbage truck. :(
ph7 | September 21, 2007 at 3:00 pm
She runs like the kids at the Special Olympics
WheresKim | September 21, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Please move Kim back above the Jessica stuff. The fat man in these Jessica pictures is her new love interest. He has a gigantic tool and is large enough to shield Jessica from the prying eyes of the paparazzi. If only he’d pay attention and stop thinking about food while out with his sweet.
Jimbo | September 21, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Damn I have no plans tonight, just like the past 12 years. Anyone from the Chicago area want to hang out?
Pretty Baby | September 21, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Daddy fucked the coordination right out of her, didn’t he? I’ve never seen anybody look so awkward so often.
wooohah.com | September 21, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I can’t believe this movie is even being made. It will make less that $10MM. Jessica has no talent. I’m with the last guy….bring Kim back up. She’s ass-tastic.
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lidiya | September 21, 2007 at 3:06 pm
her face ruins everything.
louis | September 21, 2007 at 3:07 pm
7, yeah, I don’t get it, but I keep having dreams of doing various stuff to Simpson… Like disembowelment, decapitation, quartering, slicing and dicing, whipping her sore, pouring molten lead and boiling oil into her wounds, throwing her off a cliff or into a tank of crocodiles … *dreamy sigh*
These are just demented things, of course. *shifty eyes*
Márkus | September 21, 2007 at 3:08 pm
10. I live in a shack in Hungary. Is that close enough?
Lexoka | September 21, 2007 at 3:09 pm
I doubt she can act, but she’s hot…
chimpy | September 21, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Say where are here enormous tits in pic # 2??
TS | September 21, 2007 at 3:13 pm
#1-Dork
#2-Dork
#3-Dork
When are you people gonna learn?
JP | September 21, 2007 at 3:14 pm
What a complete waste. They are going to spend millions making this movie that is virtually 95% guaranteed to be a bomb. The producers would have been better off to simply give the money away to somebody who needs it. Or just keep it. It’s amazing that there are people with enough millions to invest in movies, and they choose this one! Makes you wonder how they got their millions in the first place.
voltaire | September 21, 2007 at 3:16 pm
18. Never.
LauraE | September 21, 2007 at 3:20 pm
I did not know you had to remove your breast implants to go jogging.
ph7 | September 21, 2007 at 3:24 pm
You know how you can look at some peoples eyes and tell they are intelligent? They have the deep, active, focused look?
She has the exact opposite look. Blank, dull, unfocused eyes. The eyes of someone with mild brain damage. Like the guy who pushes the mail cart in your office building.
Dar | September 21, 2007 at 3:27 pm
#17–She’s wearing a sports bra, so she doesn’t get beaten to death by them.
LauraE | September 21, 2007 at 3:27 pm
She definitely has a completely different figure (except maybe for the proeminent nipples that look like plastic in both cases)
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/jessica_simpson_has_gigantic_breasts.php
FRIST!!! | September 21, 2007 at 3:29 pm
#8 AND #22 WTF!!! How are you reading my mind????
mafme | September 21, 2007 at 3:29 pm
She has deliciously strong legs.
jrzmommy | September 21, 2007 at 3:31 pm
“So for this scene…., um…..like, what is my, um……….mot…….motiv…….”
“Your motivation?”
“YEAH!”
“Remember? One foot in front of the other…..but faster.”
“Right.”
LauraE | September 21, 2007 at 3:31 pm
#23, a sports bra does not flatten the chest, it gives extra strong support, that’s all. I have sports bra and they do not make me look totally different.
Maybe she is wearing very tight bandages with plastic nipples on top ???
28 is wrong | September 21, 2007 at 3:33 pm
read above
Bing | September 21, 2007 at 3:39 pm
She looks fit. And powerful. No wonder all of John Mayer’s farts are silent now.
Spanky | September 21, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Give her a break she just learned how to jog. She’ll get the hang of it eventually.
Jumpin_J | September 21, 2007 at 3:45 pm
The only shape I want to see her is horizontal. Oh yeah, I went there.
veggi | September 21, 2007 at 3:45 pm
do you want to go jogging?
NO! Have you seen my tits?
Yeah, you have great tits!
I know! It’s because I DON’T JOG!
Tech | September 21, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Looks like someone is having a herpes simplex I outbreak.
gailmariecat | September 21, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Her nose looks smaller and different than it did a few months ago.
PunkA | September 21, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Tap it. Tap it again. Tap it thrice.
Her dad just creeps me out too much to lust after her though. The pervert.
cate | September 21, 2007 at 3:49 pm
I can’t stand this bitch, and I can’t believe I’m going to say this…
she looks good here. Like, really good. All that sex with her daddy has kept her in fantastic shape.
Dura | September 21, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Preach on #36
Tap it a 4th in the 3rd just for luck.
havoc | September 21, 2007 at 3:52 pm
She is in shape.
For being fat……
.
cowgirl stampedee | September 21, 2007 at 3:58 pm
I’m running away to do work cuz I’m bored Fish. Bored I tell you. I’ll just find a picture of Enrique and be to myself for awhile.
chaz | September 21, 2007 at 3:58 pm
i’d have sex with the back of her knees.
cowgirlstargazing | September 21, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Oh–Look up top? Guess who is coming out with a movie that Fish already has tickets too?
lambman | September 21, 2007 at 4:03 pm
why don’t they just call it “Major Studio Flop”?
cowgirl | September 21, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Hey 43 don’t talk about Fish’s girlfriend’s ass like that! He’ll take those “guns” of his and knock you out. Mama said knock you out! See how bad I get when you make me wait fish!
lux | September 21, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Her butt-chin is really prominent in picture 3.
z | September 21, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Nothing against her, but she really does look like a retard in these pictures. But I think anyone would if they were photographed jogging.
kirk Douglas | September 21, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Butt-chins are sooo sexy!
z | September 21, 2007 at 4:10 pm
HAHA Lux, Her butt chin.
80scowgirl | September 21, 2007 at 4:11 pm
She’s butt chin really butt chin Dude!
Chevy Chase | September 21, 2007 at 4:19 pm
In other news…
Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan decided to combine her passion for driving with her newfound love of horses:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/shea234/horsecar.jpg