Jessica Simpson was spotted jogging around yesterday on the set of Major Movie Star. Not, like, for fun; she was filming a jogging scene. Though whatever she’s doing it seems to be working. I hear they asked Britney Spears to jog around for her new music video but she just rolled around on her belly and asked for more pudding. Then she wheezed “That’s a wrap, guys,” and ordered a pizza. Because nothing washes down pudding like eating an entire pizza. That’s a scientific fact.
Photos: Splash
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OMG! Success! My life is complete! Someone shoot me now because I have nothing else to live for anymore.
She looks really smart and eloquent too. Maybe she’ll have Brad’s babies for Angela?
I love her soooo much
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My fantasy is to run her over with a garbage truck. :(
She runs like the kids at the Special Olympics
Please move Kim back above the Jessica stuff. The fat man in these Jessica pictures is her new love interest. He has a gigantic tool and is large enough to shield Jessica from the prying eyes of the paparazzi. If only he’d pay attention and stop thinking about food while out with his sweet.
Damn I have no plans tonight, just like the past 12 years. Anyone from the Chicago area want to hang out?
Daddy fucked the coordination right out of her, didn’t he? I’ve never seen anybody look so awkward so often.
I can’t believe this movie is even being made. It will make less that $10MM. Jessica has no talent. I’m with the last guy….bring Kim back up. She’s ass-tastic.
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her face ruins everything.
7, yeah, I don’t get it, but I keep having dreams of doing various stuff to Simpson… Like disembowelment, decapitation, quartering, slicing and dicing, whipping her sore, pouring molten lead and boiling oil into her wounds, throwing her off a cliff or into a tank of crocodiles … *dreamy sigh*
These are just demented things, of course. *shifty eyes*
10. I live in a shack in Hungary. Is that close enough?
I doubt she can act, but she’s hot…
Say where are here enormous tits in pic # 2??
#1-Dork
#2-Dork
#3-Dork
When are you people gonna learn?
What a complete waste. They are going to spend millions making this movie that is virtually 95% guaranteed to be a bomb. The producers would have been better off to simply give the money away to somebody who needs it. Or just keep it. It’s amazing that there are people with enough millions to invest in movies, and they choose this one! Makes you wonder how they got their millions in the first place.
18. Never.
I did not know you had to remove your breast implants to go jogging.
You know how you can look at some peoples eyes and tell they are intelligent? They have the deep, active, focused look?
She has the exact opposite look. Blank, dull, unfocused eyes. The eyes of someone with mild brain damage. Like the guy who pushes the mail cart in your office building.
#17–She’s wearing a sports bra, so she doesn’t get beaten to death by them.
She definitely has a completely different figure (except maybe for the proeminent nipples that look like plastic in both cases)
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/jessica_simpson_has_gigantic_breasts.php
#8 AND #22 WTF!!! How are you reading my mind????
She has deliciously strong legs.
“So for this scene…., um…..like, what is my, um……….mot…….motiv…….”
“Your motivation?”
“YEAH!”
“Remember? One foot in front of the other…..but faster.”
“Right.”
#23, a sports bra does not flatten the chest, it gives extra strong support, that’s all. I have sports bra and they do not make me look totally different.
Maybe she is wearing very tight bandages with plastic nipples on top ???
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She looks fit. And powerful. No wonder all of John Mayer’s farts are silent now.
Give her a break she just learned how to jog. She’ll get the hang of it eventually.
The only shape I want to see her is horizontal. Oh yeah, I went there.
do you want to go jogging?
NO! Have you seen my tits?
Yeah, you have great tits!
I know! It’s because I DON’T JOG!
Looks like someone is having a herpes simplex I outbreak.
Her nose looks smaller and different than it did a few months ago.
Tap it. Tap it again. Tap it thrice.
Her dad just creeps me out too much to lust after her though. The pervert.
I can’t stand this bitch, and I can’t believe I’m going to say this…
she looks good here. Like, really good. All that sex with her daddy has kept her in fantastic shape.
Preach on #36
Tap it a 4th in the 3rd just for luck.
She is in shape.
For being fat……
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I’m running away to do work cuz I’m bored Fish. Bored I tell you. I’ll just find a picture of Enrique and be to myself for awhile.
i’d have sex with the back of her knees.
Oh–Look up top? Guess who is coming out with a movie that Fish already has tickets too?
why don’t they just call it “Major Studio Flop”?
Hey 43 don’t talk about Fish’s girlfriend’s ass like that! He’ll take those “guns” of his and knock you out. Mama said knock you out! See how bad I get when you make me wait fish!
Her butt-chin is really prominent in picture 3.
Nothing against her, but she really does look like a retard in these pictures. But I think anyone would if they were photographed jogging.
Butt-chins are sooo sexy!
HAHA Lux, Her butt chin.
She’s butt chin really butt chin Dude!
In other news…
Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan decided to combine her passion for driving with her newfound love of horses:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/shea234/horsecar.jpg