Jessica Simpson is having a shitty year

February 5th, 2009 // 230 Comments

As evidenced by these photos of her with no make-up on at Dallas airport last night, the paparazzi have pursued Jessica Simpson to no end ever since she publicly exhibited poor skills in wardrobe choice and physical fitness. And, let’s be honest, they’re hoping she’ll do something fat. Guys, seriously, knock it off. Jessica Simpson isn’t going to suddenly snap and devour her assistant in a fit of gluttony. Not even if you bring barbecue sauce, but good initiative.

Photos: Splash News

  1. corpseofweigh-ann'smom

    @188 – are those your recent/current weights (144 /177)? Were you like 6 when you modeled or did you just get too fat to do it anymore?

  2. Leigh-Ann

    OK…Really…I come back almost 4 hours later and you guys are still talking shit. You guys must really have no, life or job or anything to do. And I have tried to let it go. But out of boredom and curiosity I keep coming back just to see what was said and you guys are the ones who can’t let it go. It’s not bothering me anymore. And BTW…”Corpse of Weigh-Ann’s Mom” (hahaha)…I’ve never weighed anything even close to that. But I’m sure that you far exceed that. Jesus people…Really?!?!

  3. bekah

    oh big deal she has on no makeup. she looks great and see she is not fat. look at that ass. leave her alone an get a life.

  4. Dr McNasty

    Where is the corpse of Leigh-Ann’s Mom? I would love to taste her sweet, sweet mung. Anybody wanna help me dig her up?

  5. 12 Foot House of Cards-- Taaa Daaaa !!!

    Okay guys…

    I’m gonna go get some coffee– I need a break after spending 14 solid hours putting up this AWESOME house of cards here in spot 205! Can you just keep an eye on it for me? Don’t let anyone knock it over, K ? BRB…

  6. patricia

    what is that bump under her ass? that black shirt has food all over the front, ew.

  7. I always think she looks pitifully adorable without make-up.

    She reminds me of someone…

  8. Anna

    Well regardless of whether or not all these assholes think she’s fat or not, they’ll never sleep with a girl half that hot. To all the moronic, lazy-ass misogynists shitting on this girl’s weight, perhaps your time would be better spent jacking off? Just an idea.

  9. no she didn't

    Anna @208 you’re so unoriginal it’s painful

  10. me

    you people are full of shit. i think she looks better without makeup, and trust me, she looks better than 99.9999999% of all the posters on this site, myself included. hell, i wish my wife had that body; i wouldn’t be here looking at jessica simpson pics….

  11. 210 needs divorce asap

    me @210 sorry your wife is so fat and ugly

  12. Eman Deriuqer

    Those who think Jessica is FAT, must like jerking off to furniture porn!
    What is good body then? Anorectic girl with implants? A 50 yo corpse?
    To my eyes, this Jessica S. has no ass enough (like’m phat and round, mmmm…). She is prettier without makeup, def! Butt still – I’ll pass all women whose first name begins with “J”… Name weighs more than the zodiac, trust meh…

  13. BrandiLye

    She looks freakin great without makeup. She looks fricking hot in that black getup. Yes, she’s fat by Hollywood standards. The broad is gonna catch herself an eating disorder with all this crap talk. Hope she loses the “weight” in a good way…

  14. BrandiLye

    And good luck with the “weight”, Jessica. I know how ya feel.

    If its any consolation, EVERY FREAKIN MAN I KNOW WOULD HIT IT, then wife it, eventually.

  15. kk

    These pictures CANNOT be recent.

  16. k

    Yes she put on a few pounds, and she looks good. As long as she is happy who flippen cares! She is still beautifu, and she looks damn good with or without make-up!

  17. k

    Yes she put on a few pounds, and she looks good. As long as she is happy who flippen cares! She is still beautifu, and she looks damn good with or without make-up!

  18. poor girl, she needs to dodge those cameras better

  19. hetro99

    i’d like to see pictures of some of you morons running through an airport at 5:00AM trying to catch a flight. you’d look like something that should’ve been thrown out with yesterday’s trash. if jessica is fat in these pics, then i’m officially in the market for a fat girl. if you ask me, all these pics prove is that she’s beautiful falling out of bed in the AM. some of the comments here are from some real TERDS!

  20. mayusculas

    IS EVERYBODY IN HERE UDER THE AGE OF 12??? WTF

  21. lyra

    dude….she’s fucking thin. what the hell?

    i’ll admit she looked fat in those last pictures (the ones with those mom pants and the belt) but she looks like a different person here.

    and like a lot of people said, she has a pretty face. i don’t wear any makeup at all besides mascara and some coverup where and when i need it and still get complements because apparently i have good bone structure i got from my mother.

    she’s fucking hot and she’s not fat.

    being thin with a horse face doesn’t make you prettier than someone who’s got an ass and boobs and some FaaaaAAAAtttt and a nice face. She has both a nice body and a nice face so get over it.

    FUCK.

  22. Baccus

    Wow she is really starting to look like Daddy… he must feel like he’s fucking himself when he sneaks into her beroom and slips it to her.

  23. DJ

    where’s the fat??
    i’m not seeing it…….

  24. polo

    i dont see what the big deal is. she looks like a normal woman without makeup. most celebrities look worse than her without it

  25. lucy

    She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
    ____Millionaireromances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

  26. Jesus

    She looks great without make-up. Leave the poor girl alone.

  27. kaylisa

    You guys are a bunch of IDIOTS! It’s so amazing the number of retards the internet brings out. I guess you feel cool behind your stupid computer desk and your useless lives…bashing someone else. Well, why don’t you put a pic of yourself up here if you are such a vision of beauty! JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKS AMAZING HERE!! She looks great without the makeup, flawless beauty and seems to have lost all of the weight…so I guess the jokes on you guys huh? Grow up and get a life…because I would bet my last shorts, the majority of you are ugly cretons, who I wouldn’t f&8k with my neighbour’s D#$k. I am referring to guys as well by the way… cause you must be gay to think a woman’s “natural beauty” is ugly. God Bless…;)))

  28. FACE

    SHe is still a beautiful woman. SHows you how wrong and evil the media can be once they decide that they dont like someone.

  29. Lisa

    Wow, all I have to say is that I wish was THAT fat and looked THAT ugly with no makeup. C’mon people, she looks fabulous! She is a natural beauty for sure.

  30. I am not a big fan of Jessica, I think she is quite clueless. But I still do feel sorry for her, I wouldn’t be happy if I got dumped on my birthday, that is such a low act!

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