Jessica Simpson is having a shitty year
As evidenced by these photos of her with no make-up on at Dallas airport last night, the paparazzi have pursued Jessica Simpson to no end ever since she publicly exhibited poor skills in wardrobe choice and physical fitness. And, let’s be honest, they’re hoping she’ll do something fat. Guys, seriously, knock it off. Jessica Simpson isn’t going to suddenly snap and devour her assistant in a fit of gluttony. Not even if you bring barbecue sauce, but good initiative.