As evidenced by these photos of her with no make-up on at Dallas airport last night, the paparazzi have pursued Jessica Simpson to no end ever since she publicly exhibited poor skills in wardrobe choice and physical fitness. And, let’s be honest, they’re hoping she’ll do something fat. Guys, seriously, knock it off. Jessica Simpson isn’t going to suddenly snap and devour her assistant in a fit of gluttony. Not even if you bring barbecue sauce, but good initiative.
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Sarah Palin | February 5, 2009 at 5:01 pm
A MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shoot it!
Jebidiah Springfield | February 5, 2009 at 5:01 pm
First?
DON COLONIC | February 5, 2009 at 5:02 pm
She looks like complete shit.
http://symbolicclothing.com/wordpress/2009/02/04/reality-showned/
Richard McBeef | February 5, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Greasy McFatFace
mk | February 5, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Is it just me or does she look thin and normal-sized here? Everyone is crazy….leave the poor girl alone!
Ang | February 5, 2009 at 5:04 pm
“Butterface” has a whole different meaning here. I think she’s skipping the actual foods and going straight to the fat source.
jobo | February 5, 2009 at 5:04 pm
still a beautiful woman.
ph7 | February 5, 2009 at 5:04 pm
she looks HORRIBLE.
Jupiter Girl | February 5, 2009 at 5:04 pm
YIKES!!!
don | February 5, 2009 at 5:06 pm
She’s falling apart: so fat, so blotchy, so plain without makeup. She’s a complete disaster.
Flight Attendant | February 5, 2009 at 5:07 pm
“Well, that was something to tell people about! Jessica Simpson on my flight! Well, time to clean up…say, did anybody see the box of Dunkin Donuts I bought for my kids?”
Kim | February 5, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Thunder Thighs without makeup. A hillbilly dream.
p0nk | February 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm
apparently even ProActive dropped her.
Mal | February 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Actually I don’t think she looks that bad for having no makeup on – she actually looks younger. She doesn’t look fat here, either (in the legs, which is all i can see). Ever seen Cameron Diaz without makeup? Now that is *tragic*.
Some Guy | February 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm
She looks a lot better than she did in her mom jeans outfit. There is nothing wrong with a woman not wearing makeup, believe it or not, some people actual find that attractive.
Blah | February 5, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Give her a break, she’s one of the few celebs that actually looks good w/o makeup on. In fact I would say she looks better w/o makeup than with it; makeup seems to bring out her strong features too much. She should go au naturel because she’s one of those rare natural beauties.
Ugghh.. | February 5, 2009 at 5:09 pm
She took off the makeup so she could get her spray on tan….and that horrible bleach job. She’s because a cosmetology school dropout.
foghat | February 5, 2009 at 5:09 pm
She doesn’t look fat here, actually. Her face looks like a McGriddle but she doesn’t look fat.
look in the mirror | February 5, 2009 at 5:09 pm
For the majority of you dumb as a box of rocks libtards, look at yourself in the mirror. Guess each and every one of you tubs of lard are within your BMI. Think about it.
Ted | February 5, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Smart move, Jessica. When you back up, people hearing the beeping noise will think it’s that airport cart.
Tony | February 5, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Butt looks alright in those jeans.
PunkA | February 5, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Her face may look like it hasn’t used any Pro-Active solution in a while, but her ass looks awesome in pic 3. I;d hit that hard. Her bod looks really good in those jeans, small ass, narrow hips, with her usual muscular thighs. That wardrode malfunction last week will haunt her, though. Horrible choice.
Mandy | February 5, 2009 at 5:11 pm
At least she’s a great singer.
kow | February 5, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Horse face and cow legs….not a good combo.
Average J | February 5, 2009 at 5:12 pm
She looks like the average normal person now.
Makeup, personal trainers, the right clothes, good lighting and photoshop do a lot for a person.
steve | February 5, 2009 at 5:14 pm
She’s looking around with a haunted expression, sweat breaking out all over her face. Clearly she is unfamiliar with the airport and hasn’t yet spotted the KFC.
Bill | February 5, 2009 at 5:15 pm
She is so hot. I want to shit on her forehead.
Shannon | February 5, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I hate to say it, but she actually looks good in the picture from behind. She certainly does not have a fat ass or thighs.
jimbo | February 5, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Hard to believe she was once attractive.
Cindy | February 5, 2009 at 5:17 pm
There are photos in the latest People, obviously a celebrity-friendly magazine. She’s very clearly fat in all of the pictures. Here, she’s covered up so much you can’t tell. She kinda looks like the blond head cheerleader in high school, coming back from her senior year in college 20 lbs heavier and little beat looking.
Lindsay | February 5, 2009 at 5:18 pm
idk I thinks he still looks pretty great, she could shed a few pounds but who couldn’t? Oh yeah Lindsay Lohan, she’d die.
Velinda | February 5, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I think it was just a poor fashion choice. Some outfits make anyone look fat. This doesn’t look like the same person. I think the other outfit just made her look fat.
ktb | February 5, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I gragree…she looks like shit w/o make up, who doesn’t?
She doesn’t look fat
Her lips look sort of normal
But seriously, leave our Quarterback alone. He has enough issues playing football, he doesn’t need to worry about your fucked up life.
Leigh-Ann | February 5, 2009 at 5:21 pm
What is wrong with this world? And what is wrong with you people who are saying that she is fat? Why would someone look at her and say she is fat? She has put on a little weight, but still not considered fat. I’m not an overweight person (I’m a size 2) but I would never criticize someone who was. But Jessica Simpson is absloutely beautiful (with or without makeup) and she is definitely NOT fat!!! Leave that poor girl alone! What does that teach the teenage girls of today? All it is going to do is make them think that they have to be a size 1 to not be considered fat. And that leads to anorexic and bulimic young girls because they don’t want people to call them fat! Leave Jessica alone you inconsiderate assholes!!
Vic | February 5, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Ok, it took them awhile to get back from the candy machine, but now all the female commenters are rumbling in to say she’s not fat, it was just her choice of clothes. Just like their never-ending snacks, it’s like a fat support group that never ends.
James | February 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Back on the plane there’s a big container of butter with an imprint of Jessica’s face on it. Sort of like a fat chick shroud of Turin.
dude | February 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm
every girl looks somewhat homely without makeup.
That said, Jessica needs to put hers back on to cover the harpoon scars.
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
p0nk | February 5, 2009 at 5:24 pm
34 – you sound fat.
Grown Up | February 5, 2009 at 5:28 pm
“And that leads to anorexic and bulimic young girls because they don’t want people to call them fat!”
No, little kids get unhappy when they’re called names on the playground.
Teenagers and young adults become anorexic or bulimic because they’re severely neurotic. Which, I suppose, is like being a perpetual child in terms of always blaming others instead of taking responsibility for your own life. So, yeah, maybe our taunting does lead them, mindlessly, into eating disorders. If we could prod them all the way to completed suicide, that’d be a net gain for society.
p0nk | February 5, 2009 at 5:28 pm
“…fat chick shroud of Turin”
ok, that made me laugh
Leigh-Ann | February 5, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Hey 38. You asshole! I’m absolutely NOT fat. I am 5’5 and I weigh 117lb says my doc two days ago. I used to be a model (2 years ago). And if I may say so myself…I look DAMN GOOD!!! You sound like a complete asshole!
David | February 5, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Fat? Are you serious? Look at the pic of her butt. If you guys think that is fat, you are frickin insane.
p0nk | February 5, 2009 at 5:31 pm
41 weigh-ann
get over yourself, fatty.
authorego | February 5, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Apparently not as shitty as Paris Hilton.
fraulein | February 5, 2009 at 5:33 pm
People seriously need to leave this girl alone — She is absolutely beautiful and perfectly fine when it comes to size.
Chris | February 5, 2009 at 5:34 pm
#41 – if we’ve learned anything by now, it’s that models shouldn’t speak.
OC Dee | February 5, 2009 at 5:34 pm
She looks like she dropped weight fast. She probably got depressed, lost her appetite, and quickly lost the weight after the media called her fat. She should have wore those jeans for her performance.
dani | February 5, 2009 at 5:35 pm
she’s still a beautiful and normal woman.
Leigh-Ann | February 5, 2009 at 5:35 pm
43…What is your problem? You started this shit…and now I’m defending myself. You need to grow up! Did you seriously just call me “fatty” and “Weigh-Ann”? LMAO
AndrewMacCloud | February 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm
bugger off! or she will kill you alll