Jessica Simpson is fancy

June 29th, 2007 // 127 Comments
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Jessica Simpson was spotted walking around Hollywood dressed like this. And she looks decent enough, but what’s going on with her purse? She looks like she stole it form a kindergarten class. It probably wouldn’t even look that weird except she’s dressed like she’s heading off to a high school prom. Which reminds me, I better bet going. Those girls aren’t going to emotionally scar themselves!

Photos: X17

  1. 98=I think that you are communist.

  2. BarbadoSlim

    Why the blue spandex, is she some kind of superhero?

    Idiotica!! with the power to lower her own IQ!

  3. Jessica has looked better and still could. She’s just sick of men and people controlling her. She probably just needs a good vacation in the South of France.

  4. trailercamptramp

    sorry to take the subject away from the boobs wrap in shiny crap, but i need some help
    am makin a bowlin top as joke for friend i got paris’s head with a crown made of ten pins and i was goin to call it hilton’s hole and in small writin every nice is cheap night can anyone think of a better motto for it? or a better name.. thanks guys

  5. ??????
    Jezzica, get your xhit together!
    wake up bitch..no more old men???

  6. trailercamptramp

    crap sorry typo ” every night is cheap night”

  7. I am reporting that their has been an accident at Britney’s house and let’s just say that someone is in the hospital trying to recover, while Britney was put back into rehab. Her stay this time will be a long one. We would appreciate prayers from everyone.

  8. Breaking News: Mia is in the hospital with two devildogs stuck up her ass. The devil was experimenting with his new double dicks, and let’s just say..they both got stuck and now she can’t move or take a shit. Please send cards, she’s suffering.

  9. #94 & 98=Hey azzfuck…
    letz zee U regizter thiz
    screen name, bitch??!

  10. Schneh

    the sad part is she could look great if she learned to dress…

  11. mia

    Guys, I’m ok. My ass is sore, but it will recover. I do have a dick now, and that’s going to take some getting use to. Maybe it will be fun, once I get used to it. I’ll let you know what I end up doing with it.

  12. Mia, cum back to bed, bitch. I am not done with you. Just because you broke both of my devildogs, don’t mean that I didn’t grow more. Now get your asshole back here, NOW BITCH! I’m waiting.

  13. wtf is wrong with all of you???…shes beautiful…her face is pretty..shes not perfect but shes 100 better looking than any of you idiots..so you know..if it makes you feel better to talk shit…ur welcome to it…but it wont make you any better looking

  14. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    Still the hottest strong saftey in the NFL.

  15. techclerk

    101= Wouldn’t you mean “communizt”? I was wondering how stupid krazihotkelli was able to troll me with gay fantasies that were actually readable text.

    My apologies for blaming you, krazihotkelli. But I’m still not giving you your password.

  16. PrettyBaby

    #111 & #112
    wtf?! that is just stupidity, ya know. Besides your “lucifer” charactor just sounds hot to me.

    Jessica Simpson is very, very stupid and her dad may or may not have highly inappropriate feelings about his daughter, but she’s okay. I think she is sorta cute and much better of course than the Skank Trifecta.

  17. PrettyBaby

    oh and yeah, I forgot to say this…. she was a world class fucking idiot to listen to Pervy Joe and leave Nick Lachey. Thank you.

  18. Jessica needs to get a young beautiful man and not some old man with gray hair in his ears and balls. Peter doesn’t have gray hair. He’s sexy.

  19. theoriginalmilf

    Damn. She’s all face and all kooky. She should try out for a part in the Addams Family movie. (And not the pretty blonde sister, either.)

  20. Teragram

    She looks good. Like always…

  21. zea

    jessica simpson is the definition of a butterface…. open up a dictionary, you’ll see….

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  23. jessicaaa

    jessica is the most beutiful woman in the world!!!!!She is the best singer,actors person!!!
    i love her

  24. sai

    Nice Story

  25. Love the swirls and lacy patterns.
    Reminds me of lacy stockings or a fancy mesh.

  26. I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!

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