Jessica Simpson was spotted walking around Hollywood dressed like this. And she looks decent enough, but what’s going on with her purse? She looks like she stole it form a kindergarten class. It probably wouldn’t even look that weird except she’s dressed like she’s heading off to a high school prom. Which reminds me, I better bet going. Those girls aren’t going to emotionally scar themselves!
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Too weird to ever be hot again.
SECOND!!
Ugh, that outfit.. that purse… that hideous face UGH!!!
Oh, look! A new post!!!
SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS SHE USED TO BE! HER BOOBS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO FAKE, FOR HER TO BELIEVE SHE IS FOOLING ANYONE IS AS SAD HAS HER BLEACHED HAIR. (NO, SHE ISN’T FOOLING ANY ONE WITH THAT EITHER!)
Who punched her in the nose? (second to the last picture) Yuk!!!
What the hell is going on with the meat hook claws hanging over her Pleaser dance shoes? I hate it when strippers wear them that way.
better bet boing beh?
Well that’s what happens when you try to stuff size 9 feet in size 6 shoes
honestly she doesnt look that bad! we’ve all seen worse
I think I saw the same dress at Walmart. Shitney tried to buy it first but she couldn’t fit in it.
Yeah the shoes are awful. “Pleaser” shoes haha! Someone knows their stripper shoes brands ;)
I bought a pair for my last Halloween outfit.
The most uncomfortable shoes ever. Sitting in my closet now.
Thank God she’s back to the fake blonde again. The dark tones as well as the red made her eyes look creepy. Drew too much attention to a face that should never get much attention as it’s fugly.
sure she looks a little dressed up for just walking around but wow… so harsh you guys
Better fake than none. Too bad she didn’t trip on her dress tho.
it looks likes she’s “hawking” the bag. like she’s a human billboard for it…just the way she’s holding it out there like Jen Aniston and her Smart Water.
She looks like she’s wearing one of those cheap prom dresses the put the women in for the reveal on “The Swan”.
Come to think of it, that low cut sparkly thing she wore was in the same family of ugly. What is her current obsession with “pageant wear”? Must be a Texas thing…
I’ll just post another comment out of spite for my boss. God, I hate him!
That dress doesn’t fit you.
Let me stay this slowly so you get it, Jessica.
DRESS NO FIT
The fabric is not supposed to bow out at the sides of your breasts.
The shoes, the dress, the purse, the hair.. there’s always something not right about her. She just doesn’t get it. She’s a person acting and dressing like they *think* a celebrity would. It’s always off.
She has no charisma, no business sense, no pop talent, and a brand built on being stupidity (see: chicken of the sea). I wish she would go away just so she could find what she is really supposed to be doing with her life, because this is *not* it.
How has no one noticed that in the last picture she appears to have a Penis?
The only picture where said crotch is not covered by her bag, mind you.
#20 Yes, and she peed on herself with it.
That outfit totally looks like it was homemade. With all the money she has, why would she wear something like that? I don’t understand celeb fashion. It seems to be a contest for who can look the worst.
HUZZAH for exercise and dangerous dieting. She looks fantastic. I mean, compared to a couple of weeks ago? Good on her. It should only ever take a few ‘fat shots’ to get anyone to the gym.
That dress is waaaaay too long, what the hell Jessica?
26th!!!
I don’t like the dress at all, but she looks sooooo much better as a blond.
that is one ill-fitting dress. look at the side of the boobs. and the color is indeed cheap prom. gross.
What the hell is wrong with her chin?
i just want pictures of this chick’s supertongue. i fucking love that obscene thing.
I can’t believe she started as a singer. Is that over? The movie career never took off. She’s down to just walking around Hollywood aimlessly.
That dress looks like a fancy blue maxi-pad. But maybe that’s the look she was going for.
that drag queen has a tiny weiner!! (cock doggy!!)
that dress is fucking fugly. looks like a curtain gone wrong…
The implants suffered from the recent rapid weight loss–you can see that one of them has shifted down in pic #6, I think. You can only yo-yo so much before the flesh don’t bounce all the way back; twenty-five ain’t twenty.
God, she is evolving into Dolly Pardon!
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Didn’t she used to be pretty? Did her face just start growing in all directions, or what happened?
This chick was never pretty. She used to have big boobs so no one paid any attention to her face.
While not exactly a fan here, I have to say she looks a hell of a lot better now than that pic Fish posted of her with those pants pulled up to her tits a few weeks back.
Hey the chick looks good, just went through a break-up and wants to show her shit off. Good for her I say. If only it were that easy for the rest of us to give the figurative finger to people that dumped us.
Eh.
O.k., this is scary, but I think she looks pretty good. Of course, I was just looking at the stories about Brit and Hohan, so compared to them, a pile of dog food would look attractive.
Why can’t these women seem to dress themselves anymore, though, without doing something ridiculous? Where are their handlers, or dressers, or whoever the hell makes sure they don’t look like crap when they leave the house?
btw, has her nose always looked like that???
Wow, she has lost a lot of weight. She is kind of ugly though. She need to have her nose done. I think she would look a lot better. Ugly hair color too.
my god she is horrible
messica simpson…is on the loose again! She sucks ass, and Nick Lachey knew it! He tried to stick in there for the long run..but then he realized that she wasn’t worth it…He def. upgraded!
Isn’t that Cacee Cobb in pic #6?? I thought those girls broke up long ago…
While I’m glad she finally went back to blonde, she needs a whole new look. This is tired.
The material reminds me of Umbros, those soccer shorts.
babe….you don’t know much about fashion, do you? i would stop making it a headline, then…
why does her purse look like it’s from a kindergarden class? just because it’s yellow & purple? you need to stop making fashion comments because you obviously always sound like you don’t know what you’re talking about.
That is one buck-toothed biatch. Whoever says she’s “hot” or good-looking is full of shit. The bitch has a Broom Hilda nose, buck teeth and is dumb as a box of rocks…
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