Jessica Simpson has composed another encouragement-crammed, proverb-packed message to her fans. “You guys, there are blessings all around us just waiting to be noticed,” she writes from Santa Fe, N.M., where she’s filming Employee of the Month. “Today, find the simple things we all take for granted. Listen to the voice of your heart, not the voice in your head. Be wise and steadfast. Pay attention to the direction of the wind so that your steps will seem to walk lighter, making your journey through life a bit easier.” Jessica also quotes from the Bible again, referencing Isaiah 30:21, “Whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you saying, ‘This is the way, walk in it.’” She concludes by saying “Always remember that life is not a problem to be solved, it is a gift to be enjoyed.”
Well, the voice in my heart says that if Jessica’s brain was a television, the only show on would be Teletubbies. The voice in my head pretty much agrees, but also helpfully adds that if her boobs were a television I would’ve electrocuted myself long ago.
Tha-Flash -> I appreciate your philosophical approach, but please remember what web site this is…
#19 – “I wonder what God would say about whoring your daughters out to the entertainment industry?”
ha ha ha! i have often wondered the exact same thing. don’t worry, everyone who wants her to go away – her one claim to fame was newlyweds…need i say more? her albums have never sold very well. and as for dukes of hazzard, i think it destroyed any chance of her being a marketable movie actress.
she is beautiful though. she should stick to modeling, a profession where you don’t need to speak.
Why are we still paying attention to her???
I really liked what she had to say. It may be simple.. but it’s nevertheless inspirational..
You all are lying if it didn’t touch you in some way. I guess I like Jessica, she’s innocent and pure.
#54, are you retarded?
shes as pure as a crack whore laying in a gutter with her legs spread. and if your inspired by her ramblings… i have some toliet paper that the virgin mary magically appeared in when i wiped my ass with it. that should keep you reeling for months.
UGH. Can’t you see the beauty in what she’s saying?? Her words were my gift for today, and I’m enjoying them.
“Always remember that life is not a problem to be solved, it is a gift to be enjoyed.” -JC
OUPS I meant JS in my previous post. Maybe I am retarded lolz. Although JC can stand for Jesus Christ .. hmm maybe Jesus was typing through me. Or, it could be that JC just sounds cooler than JS and my subconsious decided to type it. There are so many possibilities that I’m just going to stop here.
you honestly think she thought that up herself? It sounds like she sneaked it off the back of a Dr Phil book
I wonder if she thought of this while she was felating buddy from Moron 5′s balls. Probably.
i like jessica simpson too. she’s stupid. but she seems like a puppet of her dad so she can’t help it that she acts like a bitch. man, she ruined it for me.. i was really behind her when she was a teen angel. oh well.
i’m speechless.
haha #60… it looks like she about to felate in this picture
“Always remember that life is not a problem to be solved, it is a gift to be enjoyed.”
Jessica has decided to take up Kierkegaard in her spare time? Puh-lease.
Jessica Simpson is as deep as Britney Spears’ hole. Uh-oh. We’re in trouble.
The voice in my head and heart is telling me to ride my bike down to whatever backwoods, deep-fried, chicken steak Southern town she’s from and stick a fork in her eye. Praise Jesus!
#58…stacyrose, are you kidding? are you being sarcastic?
is that her “oh” face??? I love it… she is so hot, i dont care what any of these jealous types think… Like I really care IF shes had any work done… sure, my penis is REALLY concerned about that… hahaha
“Pay attention to the direction of the wind so that your steps will seem to walk lighter”
Uh, stacyrose, is that your name sugar? Well steps don’t walk. Is steps walked, how the fuck would we get off the porch?
Now go finish your homework!
#51, fair enough :]
btw… In a very strange way, I find that face HOT!
Bug, I knew you couldn’t stay away for long. In honor of you I will post twice (see #23. Not my best, but look what I’m working with).
I read on another site that Papa Joe is producing this movie. All the more reason to hope that it fails. Apparently he’s the only one willing to hire her. Guess even he knows better than to do anything with Ashlee.
If I ever see Jessica Simpson I am going to bang the stupid out of her.
I just love that you paired that bit of wisdom with that funky-ass picture. Beautiful.
Please God, someone slap this stupid ho. I hope Nick gets all her money and spends it on someone who loves him and isnt an attention grabbing crap actress who wont shag him. I fuckin hate her.
I dont know whos worse her or mariah carey …. seriously homegirl is about 3 bad songs and a hoagie away from being hot blonde bombshell to … washed up divorced woman scaring children while talking of what could of been.
Spred your Wings And Prepare To Fly For You Will Become A Butterfly ….
stacyrose are you jessica or her sister in disguise, come on, ‘fess up!
so there really was not a better picture that could have been posted??
God, it looks like she’s getting shot in the back of the head.
TeamLacheyRools on March 1, 2006 04:35 AM
“I hope Nick gets all her money and spends it on some” drugs, hookers, gamboolling, and causes many train wrecks.
Much better.
I think what she said is pretty and useful too.
So’s toilet paper, ya douche.
Hm. Well if she is quoting from the Bible at least we know she can read and has adequate comprehension skills. That’s more intelligence than whoever wrote this article. Lol, who most likely couldn’t understand the proverbs to appreciate them. Sounds like the author of this article has serious issues with prejudice and self-confidence like a lot of you haters here.
Also, I wonder the same question as #77; the author of this article is seriously childish
she is deeply stupid…