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mrs.t | October 16, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Double D’s baby. Daddy likey.
theblemish.com | October 16, 2006 at 2:37 pm
She definitely looks better when she’s popping out. Otherwise, it’s all fug.
http://theblemish.com
bergdof616 | October 16, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Yeah, her “flash” isn’t deliberate at all. I hate this stupid biatch and her butt-chin.
ICouldn'tResist | October 16, 2006 at 2:44 pm
MA MA!
losenord | October 16, 2006 at 2:44 pm
YES!!!
ICouldn'tResist | October 16, 2006 at 2:46 pm
bergdor616 is either gay or jealous
Giggles | October 16, 2006 at 2:49 pm
This is just plain tacky.
Binky | October 16, 2006 at 2:51 pm
At least now that she’s over Nick she can develop a few other interests.
Judging from her boots she’s getting ready to go fly fishing. Good on her.
Boots – Start wading !
CelebSlam.com | October 16, 2006 at 2:58 pm
Are those new?
http://www.celebslam.com
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | October 16, 2006 at 3:03 pm
I like to imagine John Mayer splooging all over Jessica’s face because in the immortal words of Arnie in “Predator” he’s “ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!!”
Wampoon.com | October 16, 2006 at 3:05 pm
I had boobs like that until I ran 8 miles every other day.
http://wampoon.com
Samuel L. Jackson | October 16, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Titties!!!
Angry Ferret Jones | October 16, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Good God allmighty I hate her guts. When she opens her mouth it is just a crap shoot as to the drivel that is about to be produced. And she as stupid as a box of leaves.
But damnit if she doesn’t have an amazing set of breasts. Fuck, what a conundrum.
She is the defining example of how hard it is to be a man. You want SO BAD to cover those lovely fun pillows with you man-goo, but you know that at some point you would have to listen to her talk.
Nature is a cruel mistress.
Brain Embolism | October 16, 2006 at 3:16 pm
For clearer / untagged pics of J. Simpleton, go here:
http://hotcelebs.byethost33.com/?p=1230#more-1230
Angry Ferret Jones | October 16, 2006 at 3:17 pm
PS – Check out the titties on the old gal in Pic #1. Ginourmous!
Angry Ferret Jones | October 16, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Brain, would you fuck her?
sharkbite | October 16, 2006 at 3:18 pm
I’m pretty sure that’s intentional poppage.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
Brain Embolism | October 16, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Ferret, you made a ferret sandwich out of me!
Astriastar | October 16, 2006 at 3:19 pm
How sick is this? That father is disgusting, and I can’t believe that Jessica and Ashlee go along with it. As pervy as he is, it’s unfathomable to me that he used to be a preacher!! What must his wife think?
Brain Embolism | October 16, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Ferret, I’d fuck “every which way but loose!”
wizzbanger | October 16, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Yet just one more way this chick is waaaay overexposed. I wonder how many years left till the funbags rest on her knees whilst she takes a dump. Hows that man-goo holdin up ferret?
Angry Ferret Jones | October 16, 2006 at 3:22 pm
And I would hold the camera my friend…
Angry Ferret Jones | October 16, 2006 at 3:27 pm
#21 – Good point. Nice tits don’t last forever. Thanks for the visual!
I think a good strategy for her (and Britney, and Lindsey, et.al.) would be to have some really racy, sexy, naked photo’s done. Then just hold on to them for 10-15 years.
Once the ‘girls’ start drooping, sell the pix to Playboy, and have one last hurrah!
combustion8 | October 16, 2006 at 3:40 pm
I notice shes picking her ass in that first pick, think pappa left a little babybatter up in there?
I do.
BigJim | October 16, 2006 at 3:48 pm
“Sweet melons”?
Yeahy, right. More like silicone-flavored melons.
Blech.
Sarcastikus | October 16, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Bust away! Very nice! Now if she’d only get her nose fixed.
Tracie | October 16, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Looks like Jessica’s taking the Pamela Anderson route to hold onto her celebrity. But gawd, at least Pam didn’t need to do it until she was over 30!
Dory | October 16, 2006 at 4:09 pm
her dad creeps me out!
RenoScarab | October 16, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Is it just me, or does the Fish load slower than Jessica doing a story problem? What gives?
HolisticWisdomcom | October 16, 2006 at 4:16 pm
I hate when my buttons pop open like that, always a bummer. At least she handled it well.
What? It was on purpose? Oh, well in that case, good bra choice, but don’t wonder why no one can listen to you seriously Jessica… and it isn’t because you wear your shirt like that, it is because of the stupid things you say.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
geneva4u | October 16, 2006 at 4:35 pm
She looks good, no need to be jealous.
http://www.geneva4u.blogspot.com/
bond | October 16, 2006 at 4:50 pm
ok, now she should stop spending money on boobie surgery and think about fixing up that face of hers. it would make a train take a dirt road.
NipsyHustle | October 16, 2006 at 6:26 pm
thats tittiriffic!
Italian Stallion | October 16, 2006 at 7:48 pm
I predict a Cinncinatti* bowtie in this bitches future………….
James | October 16, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Jessica Simpson is the only famous woman I’d slept with.
Shaun | October 16, 2006 at 9:52 pm
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Even more creepy? The fact that he probably made the suggestion while lying in her bed, a scented candle burning in the corner, his robe open just enough to expose his package, and him making little claw motions in the air as he softly purrs her name.
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Hahaha – nice!
It is for publicity. Nick must be asking himself how to get his current woman and Jessica back to crib. Without the dad of course. :-)
http://www.digital-six.net/
James | October 17, 2006 at 5:20 am
Who are you talking about #36?
thebor | October 17, 2006 at 6:00 am
Hey Stallion,
WTF is a Cincinnati bowtie? I know what a columbian necktie is, but I think its something different.
RichPort | October 17, 2006 at 6:11 am
“For some odd reason, these pics are making me want to fuck a blonde leopard. Odd… I’d like to titty fuck her while bruising the bottom of her chin. As soon as she opened her mouth to say something ‘poignant’ like “OUCH!!!”, SPLOOOSH… daddy juice all over her little Texas drawl box…”
- an excerpt from Joe Simpson’s new autobiography and self help book “Properly Rearing Your Daughters: How To ALWAYS Cum In First”
Brain Embolism | October 17, 2006 at 6:47 am
@38 – I feel that Stallion is going to be hit or miss today, so I’ll answer your ‘cincinnati bowtie” question in his absence.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie
Triumph Insult Dog | October 17, 2006 at 6:51 am
Hey, did Joe take these pictures??
Don’t forget, he has a “deal” going with the tabloids…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
NunoH | October 17, 2006 at 7:16 am
Crazy Stuff…
http://omj.no.sapo.pt
idtboy | October 17, 2006 at 7:16 am
check out Jessica minus her panties on my page at http://www.mimun2.com
jrzmommy | October 17, 2006 at 7:29 am
She looks like an SS officer in drag.
jrzmommy | October 17, 2006 at 7:30 am
AND–it must be Big Boobie Bust-Out Night wherever she is…..check out the rack on the mamacita holding the door in the second picture…….as they say in the VW commercials, “Holy…”
GirlyGirl | October 17, 2006 at 7:51 am
GOD I am so sick of her boots. Next she’ll come out wearing only thigh-high boots and a freaking zebra print bra. Oh, and a matching purse. Jesus, this is getting old. As I always say, HOARF!
GirlyGirl | October 17, 2006 at 7:52 am
Jrz – LOL! Big Boobie Bust Out Night… that was classic!
Nikk The Templar | October 17, 2006 at 8:30 am
Delish.
thebor | October 17, 2006 at 10:47 am
Thanks B.E.
Now I know and knowing is half the battle.
Sassy | October 18, 2006 at 11:02 pm
Gawd, she’s still around? I thought she overdosed on self tanner. Snore.