Jessica Simpson is big boned

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Jessica Simpson went to Matsuhisa last Friday and to Il Sole the night before and tried to enter the restaurants through the back entrances to avoid paparazzi. Which is probably what I’d do too if I was wearing a black potato sack as a dress. Nobody wants to be photographed in that. Especially when it makes you look three months pregnant and like you’ve put yourself in an imaginary competition against Britney Spears to see who can eat the most mayonnaise.

More of Jessica Simpson looking heftier than usual after the jump.