Jessica Simpson is backwards evolving

Banana, look at me when I’m talking to you. Focus…Focus…Where are your meds?

Actually, you are way less annoying this way. I hope your brother flushed the haldol and amitriptyline down the toilet.

#90, “SO YOU LOSERS COULD TEAR YOURSELVES AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND OBSESSING OVER ME.”

I usually don’t say anything about these lame fights between users, but, uh, you’ve posted like a thousand fucking times in this article alone. So perhaps you were referring to yourself about losers tearing themselves away from their computers?

Why people pay to look like that? I wake up with that hair!
Idiots

Ok, she’s gone from looking like Donny Osmond to C.C. Deville in less than a week. Has she got some sort of horrible music related fugly virus or something?

#70 – Jessica Simpson IS MeganHarris! OR wait. Is it the other way around? Megan, a little help, please!

Tell me, lamebananas, do you have trouble typing with those white-trash, dip the brush in the bottle twice to get to the tip, curling under, 8 inch-long nails like your hero Gwen has? Do we know why the outside was invented? Do you speak as stupid as you type? If we promise to ignore you, do you promise to go away? If you don’t like it here, your options are as follows:
a. just scroll the home page
b. get that GED
c. get banned
d. die, you bloody fucking cunt rag
Wait, are you even online right now?

Anyone is free to embellish upon my rather short list…

Evil cookie;

Fuck you, Tranny Rules!!! Oh, you said trannies, oops.

Folks, her face is starting to look like this tweaker chick I used to bang, back in the blurry old days. Bummer. I still get wood from the “Dukes” trailers.

Jacq;

e: Shit, I thought I had something, but, I guess “d” summed it up. If my twat could spit, it would look like l-banana

f. add this letter to uck off and do it
g. move to Bagdad, I hear it’s lovely
h. refer back to letter d.

whatever. I’m cute. and just because you losers googled me and found some old picture i used on my icon, doesnt mean shit.

109 MeganHarris, this is what happens when you use your name.

http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Pages/Image15.html

Shit. Jessica Simspon is morphing into Steven Kojocaru.

I can’t believe her hairdresser would show his face in public with her looking like that no less “stepping out” with her. Moron.
That Megan Harris pic is hysterical.

she seems to be very protective of her belly area. When she walked out of that place you can see her hand about to go over to her tummy. Her body language is just showing us that she is unsecure about something, maybe she has put on some weight. But she seems to hide her tummy behind those over-sized bags a lot. She needs to throw on some makeup, shes not 22 anymore. On the newlyweds she didnt look this horrible when she wasn’t wearing makeup. Anyways, she needs to clean up her image!

These pics just go to show the world that not all hairdressers are raging homos.

I’d still hit it. Women with big tits RULE THE WORLD.

LAST!!!!!

Tom Cruise Loves The Cock

David Lee Roth still looks great.

First!

What’s Tom Cruise’s “personal trainer” doing in this picture?

Oh, Dr. Zaius!

I wanna know what kind of mirror Jessica Simpson looks into whenever she leaves her shack…

Rather I think this applies more to the supposed “hair stylist.” I wouldn’t trust that ‘man’ with a tailcomb, scissors and a can of hairspray, any day of the year…

why does she always have a look on her face that leaves you to believe she’s thinking of the sound, “drrrrrrrrrrrrr” ???

WHY………………………………..does she ALWAYS……………………………………….have………………………………..CAMEL TOE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????