Jessica Simpson is backwards evolving

LIBTARDS!

um, she looks awful. how about that. her sister is more awful though. i’m allowing here this grace period, only this once though. c’mon jessica, get a new stylist or something! now!!!!!!!

Nice suitcase, is her fading career in there?

actually, i think i just figured it out. she looks like her hair stylist. look at that first photo, her sucked in face looks just like his! ahhh.

frightening.

about a year ago, i specifically remember wanting to have outrageous monkey sex with her. and man is the old saying right on the mon(k)ey – “be careful what you wish for…”

on the other hand, at least she looks like crap.

The “O” shape on her mouth is the first two pics is her warming up to go home to her daddy.

Damn, but she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

She should really lay off the bleach, and shut her mouth. I bet that’s why she’s such a dumbass. She’s held that position too long and her lil’ ol’ brain just rolled out.

She doesn’t look that bad, she just doesn’t have all the make up and shit on. I’d still make sweet love to her all night long.

Plus she’s leading the charge in the celebrity fad of having a pet hair dresser. How do you respect yourself when that’s your job: B-celebrity lackey?

she is fat.

im confused, if thats her hair dresser, why the fuck isnt her hair fixed?

ill fix her hair for her, with a hammer.

She looks like a tranny with a bad Mystic Tan.

She is like five minutes away from turning into MeganHarris, or this chick…

http://www.lesliehall.com/8-sweaters1.html

Sorry. While I do consider myself a regular, I can’t remember why everyone hates Megan Harris, but this is pretty funny if it’s what she really looked like…

What happened to her looks? Now they match her brain! I wouldnt think that being married to that Lachey Loser would have a positive apperance effect on a person- but in this case, maybe? She should be with him again- and get her looks back. Or maybe she is finally starting to show the miles from having relations with her pig father for so long. Given time, I bet ashley will start to look worse.

Damn she’sssssssssssssssssssssss fine!

lmao, nothing like gold spandex to make the day. but thats not megan harris, the spandex would show off her penis too much.

I don’t get you people!! She is not fat or ugly. Maybe you should look in the mirror. Give the bimbo a break–she might be stupid but NOT fat and ugly.

GEEZ

Why is her “hairdresser” always with her??

She’s gained a lot of weight. Damn……

she is as fat as hell. i am a bit skinnier than her. i should know, i looked in the mirror.

and here I thought vince neil just finally decided to get rid of the handband and drop a few pounds

head band that is

#12 – Is that latex or is that fat-ass sitting on 2 balloons? I heart MeganHarris in gold pants.

#10 – Haven’t seen you in a while – I’m glad you’re back with a vengence.

Bitch is carrying my Chanel bag.

My bet is that #16 thinks Ella is bella. You are fat and ugly. And, before you say it, I HAVE seen you. I’M WATCHING YOU.

Her hairdresser is Adrian Brody???

#20-Vince Neil..bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

Any news from the Britney press conference yet? I’m sure it will be awesomly Brit-ripping good.

i am still skinnier.

@6 Too funny dude.

She looks like Mercedes Rhuel with a bad bleach job.

They always turn to their hairdressers in a time of crisis.

If she doesn’t shape up soon, the only gig she’ll have is an appearance on Celebrity Fit Club.

She used to show her boobs alot more. Now she’s all covered up. Did she gain weight since dukes of hazzard or something? You’d think she’d be partying like crazy…that’s what she did before the breakup so what has changed??

I’m almost positive they are banging. And that guy is a huge druggie. peeps down here have told me stories.

Jacq-nice to have admirers but no thanks-keep your CUD to yourself.

Yeah 25 I’m anxious to hear also.

Whatever, so you guys found my picture on the internet. you know what? I don’t care. And even if that is an old picture, I’m still cute. and i know it. I’m not fat whores like the dyke crew here.

Makeup, sweetie. Use it.

she looks like Heather Locklear’s retarded older sister

no wonder she looks like a baboon, he ex-husband actually has a career-and she doesn’t. its strange how roles can reverse like that…

My God, she looks to be in her 40s! It seems even the Mystic Tan damages your skin.
Speaking of Simpsons, has anyone seen Ashlee post-nose job yet?

btw, is anyone else here having nightmares involving that asian “hedonistica” chick up there?

#39 ummm–YES!

freaking FIRST!!

she looks like her usual self..so this is news..

Thomas come save us…tcltc..

and what’s george lopez doing in the background?

You mean freaking forty-FIRST!! LOL…try refreshing next time. ;)

wow, she’s really feminine and elegant-looking in these photos (but jessica looks like shit)

http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Motley-Crue-Vince-Neil-Posters_i842429_.htm

She doesn’t look happy anymore.

are we sure that’s not David Lee Roth? Cause bitch has his hair down pat.

OK Go with me on this, but isnt’ she starting to look kind of like that famous tranny Amanda Lepore?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/09/heaterette2_gallery__331x550,0.jpg

@34 MeganHarris if you think your cute you are sadly mistaken. That picture is the ugliest, pastey, looking bitch I’ve ever seen. I can understand why you don’t go out in the sun though it’s not nice to scare children at play and I’m sure you get tired of horror film directors bugging you to be in their films, I guess after the Excorsist you decided to end that career……..

Like I said before your face needs
A) windex
B) plastic surgery
C) a bag
D) holy water
E) see all of the above

The answer is def. E

just googled megan harris…still love her.