Jessica Simpson is going to eat the world

December 15th, 2009 // 45 Comments

So remember last year when Jessica Simpson blew up over the holidays leading the whole world to believe she ate Santa Clause? Imagine that same scenario but adding Tony Romo getting engaged to Candice Crawford. Yeah…

I’ll be forging documents naming me the rightful owner of Ben & Jerry’s if anyone needs me. (Hold my calls.)

Photos: WENN
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  1. stupidass

    Tiger Woods already tapped that ass

  2. Crusty

    Tony Romo finally has a reason to not hate December..

    * sorry, unless you know something about football, this means nothing *

  3. <3 superficial

    @stupidass WIN

  4. iknow

    Oh god.

  5. F'ER

    Romo is better than Cutler, but still they both suck! Loser QBs.

  6. yoosahasa

    If I were Tony Romo, all I would see when I’m having sex with her is her brother, Chace Crawford……..they look exactly alike. That’s disturbing.

  7. r k

    whoa. she is beautiful… i haven’t seen her before.

  8. Jen

    fuck, I want her body.

  9. Steve

    yoosahasa, want to know how I know that u r teh ghey?

  10. Laney

    WAS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK HIM TO WAIT UNTIL OFF- SEASON?

    WTH?

    sooooooo focused. he is a cheater, he used Jess after awhile on the side while hooking up with Candace. Now marriage? PLEASE! what a dumbass.
    she is beautiful

  11. Luke

    Yeah, looks like another Tiger whore. Sloppy seconds, Tony.

  12. Hank

    She’s so much hotter than Jessica Simpson. Beautiful, feminine face, long legs, NOT FAT, nice rack that doesn’t look like bowls of jello. That fat hillbilly with the man chin better marry one of her roadies before she blimps ups even further and become the next Kirstie Alley

  13. ******KraziHotKellie**********

    man handz!!!!! I wonder if zhe zhoves those zauzage fingerz up Tony’z pooper dozpenzer. Ah yez, he muzt like that…..

  14. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    JESSICA IS WAY HOTTER!!!

    THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE A MAN, NO CURVES, MUSCLES, MAN FACE,

    THE ONLY REASON YOU WHITE TRASH LIKE HER IS BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A TEENAGE BOY. THIS GIRL HAS NOTHING ON JESSICA WITH OR WIHTOUT THE WEIGHT

  15. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    JESSICA IS WAY HOTTER!!!

    THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE A MAN, NO CURVES, MUSCLES, MAN FACE,

    THE ONLY REASON YOU WHITE TRASH LIKE HER IS BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A TEENAGE BOY. THIS GIRL HAS NOTHING ON JESSICA WITH OR WIHTOUT THE WEIGHT

  16. Henry

    #14 #15: The Fat Girl Sisterhood rears up angry and bitter that men find attractive, healthy women to be sexier than bloated cows like Jessica Simpson.

    You can tell #14 is fat, not only from her emotional outburst, but because she couldn’t prevent her chubby from hitting “post” twice.

  17. um

    Pretty, but I hate the make up that girls wear for beauty pageants. It’s caked on and makes them look kind of unnerving.

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  20. Elle

    YAY! I’M FROM ST LOUIS — MISS MO IS BEAUTIFUL, LOVE THE NATURAL LOOK (READ NO FAKE BOOBIES:)))

  21. This guy is engaged 5 months after announcing a split with a different chick? Something tells me this marriage isn’t going to last.

  22. cc

    I hope she goes all Prejean on us. That would be awesome.

  23. grammarian

    why does everyone spell it santa “clause”? that’s a movie. it’s santa “claus”!

    sorry…pet peeve

  24. Jessica looks hotter than before. She has some gorgeous looks and a beautiful body to showoff.

  25. mai-tai

    this chick is definitely garbage. she’s not pretty, but has a nice figure. if he was cheating on jessica, lucky her. he’s whack.

  26. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

  27. Elmer

    #16

    I’d bang Jessica silly before and after. That chick looks like a dried up clit and in 5 years will look like my neighbors wife.

  28. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

  29. @ 6 – “If I were Tony Romo, all I would see when I’m having sex with her is her brother, Chace Crawford……..they look exactly alike. That’s disturbing.”

    Not if you’re Tony Romo.

    Chick to our left is a bit scary.

  30. my comment

    Athletes have very poor taste in women.

  31. cc

    I wonder what she really looks like….I mean, she is plastered with so much crap it could be just about any 20ish girl.

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  33. Puzzled

    that is the ugliest dress i’ve ever seen

  34. PostmortemG

    I don´t get it. This is clearly an attractive lady – i don´t understand the ´ugly´ comments. I haven´t even bothered to read how she´s even related to Jessica Simpson, and who cares? On a purely carnal level, I´d suck the stains out of her panties. =D She´s hot, so whatever…

  35. eh

    jessica is better looking

  36. Magic Peachz

    She’s cute. Nice hair, nice face. I bet she looks better without false eyelashes. But I hate her legs. Yuk. Her breasts are meh. Jessica in great shape (Dukes of Hazard) was no doubt better looking. I think this girl is just probably not as high maintenance as Jes. I don’t blame Tony for hatin’ on that. Papa Joe is a drag. Her insecurity and pressure to marry, wow “scary”. What I do hate about Tony is that he announced that Jessica was bad in bed. Really was that necessary? It’s one thing to say that in a bar about a nobody knows who you are but in this case that’s viral. Low blow, low class move.

  37. Magic Peachz

    She’s cute. Nice hair, nice face. I bet she looks better without false eyelashes. But I hate her legs. Yuk. Her breasts are meh. Jessica in great shape (Dukes of Hazard) was no doubt better looking. I think this girl is just probably not as high maintenance as Jes. I don’t blame Tony for hatin’ on that. Papa Joe is a drag. Her insecurity and pressure to marry, wow “scary”. What I do hate about Tony is that he announced that Jessica was bad in bed. Really was that necessary? It’s one thing to say that in a bar about a nobody knows who you are but in this case that’s viral. Low blow, low class move.

  38. chloe

    She is pretty & @ least her legs aren’t stumps. But, she does look kind of ordinary, but Romo is pretty ordinary looking himself, so I guess they’ll do o.k. together. He & Jessica made a totally laughable couple. Who does she think she is, trying to snag an NFL quarterback? lol.

  39. L

    candice crawford is chace crawfords’ sister.. (nate in gossip girl)

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  41. very sexy nice photos

  42. Tony Romo needs to concentrate on football.

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