So remember last year when Jessica Simpson blew up over the holidays leading the whole world to believe she ate Santa Clause? Imagine that same scenario but adding Tony Romo getting engaged to Candice Crawford. Yeah…
I’ll be forging documents naming me the rightful owner of Ben & Jerry’s if anyone needs me. (Hold my calls.)
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stupidass | December 15, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Tiger Woods already tapped that ass
Crusty | December 15, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Tony Romo finally has a reason to not hate December..
* sorry, unless you know something about football, this means nothing *
<3 superficial | December 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm
@stupidass WIN
iknow | December 15, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Oh god.
F'ER | December 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Romo is better than Cutler, but still they both suck! Loser QBs.
yoosahasa | December 15, 2009 at 4:44 pm
If I were Tony Romo, all I would see when I’m having sex with her is her brother, Chace Crawford……..they look exactly alike. That’s disturbing.
r k | December 15, 2009 at 5:07 pm
whoa. she is beautiful… i haven’t seen her before.
Jen | December 15, 2009 at 5:10 pm
fuck, I want her body.
Steve | December 15, 2009 at 5:16 pm
yoosahasa, want to know how I know that u r teh ghey?
Laney | December 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm
WAS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK HIM TO WAIT UNTIL OFF- SEASON?
WTH?
sooooooo focused. he is a cheater, he used Jess after awhile on the side while hooking up with Candace. Now marriage? PLEASE! what a dumbass.
she is beautiful
Luke | December 15, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Yeah, looks like another Tiger whore. Sloppy seconds, Tony.
Hank | December 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm
She’s so much hotter than Jessica Simpson. Beautiful, feminine face, long legs, NOT FAT, nice rack that doesn’t look like bowls of jello. That fat hillbilly with the man chin better marry one of her roadies before she blimps ups even further and become the next Kirstie Alley
******KraziHotKellie********** | December 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm
man handz!!!!! I wonder if zhe zhoves those zauzage fingerz up Tony’z pooper dozpenzer. Ah yez, he muzt like that…..
THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 15, 2009 at 7:17 pm
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
JESSICA IS WAY HOTTER!!!
THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE A MAN, NO CURVES, MUSCLES, MAN FACE,
THE ONLY REASON YOU WHITE TRASH LIKE HER IS BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A TEENAGE BOY. THIS GIRL HAS NOTHING ON JESSICA WITH OR WIHTOUT THE WEIGHT
THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 15, 2009 at 7:20 pm
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
JESSICA IS WAY HOTTER!!!
THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE A MAN, NO CURVES, MUSCLES, MAN FACE,
THE ONLY REASON YOU WHITE TRASH LIKE HER IS BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A TEENAGE BOY. THIS GIRL HAS NOTHING ON JESSICA WITH OR WIHTOUT THE WEIGHT
Henry | December 15, 2009 at 7:50 pm
#14 #15: The Fat Girl Sisterhood rears up angry and bitter that men find attractive, healthy women to be sexier than bloated cows like Jessica Simpson.
You can tell #14 is fat, not only from her emotional outburst, but because she couldn’t prevent her chubby from hitting “post” twice.
um | December 15, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Pretty, but I hate the make up that girls wear for beauty pageants. It’s caked on and makes them look kind of unnerving.
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Elle | December 15, 2009 at 8:38 pm
YAY! I’M FROM ST LOUIS — MISS MO IS BEAUTIFUL, LOVE THE NATURAL LOOK (READ NO FAKE BOOBIES:)))
Giggles | December 15, 2009 at 8:43 pm
This guy is engaged 5 months after announcing a split with a different chick? Something tells me this marriage isn’t going to last.
cc | December 15, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I hope she goes all Prejean on us. That would be awesome.
grammarian | December 15, 2009 at 9:01 pm
why does everyone spell it santa “clause”? that’s a movie. it’s santa “claus”!
sorry…pet peeve
r4 dsi | December 15, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Jessica looks hotter than before. She has some gorgeous looks and a beautiful body to showoff.
mai-tai | December 15, 2009 at 10:02 pm
this chick is definitely garbage. she’s not pretty, but has a nice figure. if he was cheating on jessica, lucky her. he’s whack.
Abercrombie Fitch | December 15, 2009 at 10:29 pm
its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam
Elmer | December 15, 2009 at 10:33 pm
#16
I’d bang Jessica silly before and after. That chick looks like a dried up clit and in 5 years will look like my neighbors wife.
Abercrombie Fitch | December 15, 2009 at 11:31 pm
its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam
Narcissist | December 16, 2009 at 5:44 am
@ 6 – “If I were Tony Romo, all I would see when I’m having sex with her is her brother, Chace Crawford……..they look exactly alike. That’s disturbing.”
Not if you’re Tony Romo.
Chick to our left is a bit scary.
my comment | December 16, 2009 at 6:59 am
Athletes have very poor taste in women.
cc | December 16, 2009 at 8:50 am
I wonder what she really looks like….I mean, she is plastered with so much crap it could be just about any 20ish girl.
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Puzzled | December 16, 2009 at 9:16 am
that is the ugliest dress i’ve ever seen
PostmortemG | December 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I don´t get it. This is clearly an attractive lady – i don´t understand the ´ugly´ comments. I haven´t even bothered to read how she´s even related to Jessica Simpson, and who cares? On a purely carnal level, I´d suck the stains out of her panties. =D She´s hot, so whatever…
eh | December 16, 2009 at 6:23 pm
jessica is better looking
Magic Peachz | December 16, 2009 at 7:20 pm
She’s cute. Nice hair, nice face. I bet she looks better without false eyelashes. But I hate her legs. Yuk. Her breasts are meh. Jessica in great shape (Dukes of Hazard) was no doubt better looking. I think this girl is just probably not as high maintenance as Jes. I don’t blame Tony for hatin’ on that. Papa Joe is a drag. Her insecurity and pressure to marry, wow “scary”. What I do hate about Tony is that he announced that Jessica was bad in bed. Really was that necessary? It’s one thing to say that in a bar about a nobody knows who you are but in this case that’s viral. Low blow, low class move.
Magic Peachz | December 16, 2009 at 7:21 pm
She’s cute. Nice hair, nice face. I bet she looks better without false eyelashes. But I hate her legs. Yuk. Her breasts are meh. Jessica in great shape (Dukes of Hazard) was no doubt better looking. I think this girl is just probably not as high maintenance as Jes. I don’t blame Tony for hatin’ on that. Papa Joe is a drag. Her insecurity and pressure to marry, wow “scary”. What I do hate about Tony is that he announced that Jessica was bad in bed. Really was that necessary? It’s one thing to say that in a bar about a nobody knows who you are but in this case that’s viral. Low blow, low class move.
chloe | December 17, 2009 at 1:50 am
She is pretty & @ least her legs aren’t stumps. But, she does look kind of ordinary, but Romo is pretty ordinary looking himself, so I guess they’ll do o.k. together. He & Jessica made a totally laughable couple. Who does she think she is, trying to snag an NFL quarterback? lol.
L | December 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm
candice crawford is chace crawfords’ sister.. (nate in gossip girl)
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why does my head shake | February 14, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Tony Romo needs to concentrate on football.
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