Jessica Simpson is a TV critic now
CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press
Wait. I hope she’s not criticizing the script to The Dukes of Hazzard because that thing was GOLD. In fact, I’ll post the entire thing right here just to prove my point:
The Dukes of Hazzard
Scene: ALL OF THEM
Still hot and skinny Jessica Simpson from 2005 walks around in ridiculously short cutoffs while showcasing her stupid awesome breasts.
Some other shit happens. (Not really important.)
*sniff* Gets me every time…