Jessica Simpson is a model now

September 4th, 2009 // 143 Comments

Because this’ll show Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson was a runway model at the Ozlem Suer catwalk show in Paris yesterday where she exhibited the refined poise and grace of a Cracker Barrel waitress. Actually, that’s not fair. They’re good salt of the earth people.

I meant Applebee’s.

Photos: WENN
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  1. Richard McBeef

    Something is terribly wrong with those titties in the first pic.

  2. Mike Tastini

    FIRST…damn…she went down hill

  3. Richard McBeef

    Something is terribly wrong with those titties in all the pics.

    Flapjack McTittyflops

  4. sicy

    sagalicious.

    those puppies need some support

  5. Why do hicks age so quickly?? And why doesn’t she have 6 kids by now…isn’t she 25? Better get on the ball Jess!!

    BTW, nice saggy Tittays! !!

  6. Kim

    Wow. She looks worse every day.

    Her future is Slim Fast commericals and a Hillbilly Revue show in Branson.

  7. norton

    Neither time nor gravity are doing this gal any favors.

  8. Why do hicks age so quickly?? And why doesn’t she have 6 kids by now…isn’t she 25? Better get on the ball Jess!!

    BTW, nice saggy Tittays!!

  9. Irene Barcelo

    oh my, she is not even pretty anymore. Nothing nor any part of her body is looking good.

  10. abby

    What a stunning gown!!!

  11. Penis In Her Butt

    It would have been nice if she did porn when she was 19.

  12. abby

    love the dress, wrong bra…

  13. Sarah

    You guys are assholes, what do you think DDs are supposed to look like when they are natural? Its called gravity. You are too used to silicone

  14. Rick

    She’s lost a little weight, but all it’s doing is making her cans looks like half-filled sacks of plaster.

    She stomach also has those weight loss flaps of loose skin fatties get when they shed a few.

  15. Droopy

    The bigger they are the further they fall. Even fake ones boys. Gravity is not our friend.

  16. Um..Sarah I don’t about your saggy ass D cups but they are not supposed to touch the bottom of your navel. hahaha!! FAIL!

  17. Jim

    Looks like a Down Syndrome child who climbed into her mother’s dress without realizing what was happening.

  18. Dave ain't here, man

    Love the tits, hate the dress.

  19. Jane

    Her man-face is even more mannish with her hair up.

  20. Obvious Truth

    pic #4 is the reason she can’t keep a man, out of her mind.
    i KNOW there’s more reasons but look at that expression.

  21. diner

    That’s an insult to the waitresses at the Applebee’s near me. Being in a college town sees the benefits of attendees working summer jobs that easily put this skank to shame.

  22. BTW, why do hicks age sooo badly?? Also, shouldn’t she have 6 kids by now..she’s 25??? Get on the ball, Jess!

  23. Droopy

    Oh yes Titty Bang, every single one of us will sag. I feel so sorry for you virgins that don’t know what breasts look like except for porn.

  24. Keith

    Her beer gut is getting bigger and bigger – see pic #8 and #9. She’s losing weight in her boobs, but it’s move to her stomach. Gross.

  25. Deacon Jones

    Was she at a casting call for a remake of “Dune”?

  26. Drestylz

    After viewing Pic #1, I’m craving pancakes.

  27. Io

    I’d say she’s got some national geographic boobage

  28. Tina Lee

    You little fellows are in for a shock when you see your first real breasts aren’t you? Well, blame the media for that “let down”. Now do you understand why small is ok?

  29. you would think that someone whose has spent so much time on stage could manage to look a little less awkward on the catwalk. i did a better job for walmart when i was 11.

  30. sunshine

    Jessica Zoolander

  31. Randal

    What do you mean Jessica Simpson is a model NOW? Jessica has always had a beautiful face and has also been a model many times in the past, not only in magazines but also on TV.

    She’s always been known for her modeling, acting and singing, FISH.

    Randal

  32. Carrie On

    That dress is so wrong for her. Papa Joe, you should not have let her out of the house like that!

  33. Sport

    Not at all attractive, at all. In any of those pics. Blech.

  34. I hope her boob lift came with warranty.

  35. sunshine

    Jessica Zoolander

  36. suzeee

    Impossible to look good in that fugly dress. Even the hairdresser & make up artist must hate her??? I guess she never looked in the mirror before going out there or she would have put on a bra.

  37. kels

    This chick is modeling for big sized plus women who look a lil on the manly side. Poor girl’s face looks just like her dad’s…you can always tell if a woman is attractive when she wears her up she should still look decent, but this chick’s features look more harsh with the hair up. But hey, lots of guys out there dig the manly look.

  38. kels

    This chick is modeling for big sized plus women who look a lil on the manly side. Poor girl’s face looks just like her dad’s…you can always tell if a woman is attractive when she wears her up she should still look decent, but this chick’s features look more harsh with the hair up. But hey, lots of guys out there dig the manly look.

  39. KS Shark

    It is not always the HICKS that age quickly, but it IS always the fair skinned, blue eyed people that go first. Sorry, it is a fact.

  40. lizzy

    fucking tragic, wow.

    her expression, her boobs.

    she’s is so done.

  41. MosesGabby

    She has got to do some curls in the gym. Really fat arms.

  42. Name No

    I think this dress is by Lane Bryant.

  43. There are times when we must quoteth the great King James:

    “If I had an extra set of hands I’d give them titties 4 thumbs down. The milk’s gone bad!!!”

  44. April

    She is beautiful and natural! Not everyone has to have a perfect body…i seriously doubt any of you writing these posts do. Look in a mirror you jerks!

  45. fearsarewishes

    Udderly repulsive.

  46. Norm MacDonald

    Jessica has the eye of an eagle, the grace of a swan, and the wisdom of an owl…ladies and gentlemen, this woman is for the birds!

  47. Captain_Insano

    Caption for all pics: HEE HAW!!! HEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. BeeDiddy

    Jess is still hot….I play hid’n'seek in dem tittT’s

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