Because this’ll show Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson was a runway model at the Ozlem Suer catwalk show in Paris yesterday where she exhibited the refined poise and grace of a Cracker Barrel waitress. Actually, that’s not fair. They’re good salt of the earth people.
I meant Applebee’s.
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Tim | September 4, 2009 at 2:37 pm
wow
Richard McBeef | September 4, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Something is terribly wrong with those titties in the first pic.
Mike Tastini | September 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm
FIRST…damn…she went down hill
im | September 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm
yeah
Richard McBeef | September 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Something is terribly wrong with those titties in all the pics.
Flapjack McTittyflops
sicy | September 4, 2009 at 2:40 pm
sagalicious.
those puppies need some support
Titty Bang Bang | September 4, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Why do hicks age so quickly?? And why doesn’t she have 6 kids by now…isn’t she 25? Better get on the ball Jess!!
BTW, nice saggy Tittays! !!
Kim | September 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Wow. She looks worse every day.
Her future is Slim Fast commericals and a Hillbilly Revue show in Branson.
norton | September 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Neither time nor gravity are doing this gal any favors.
Titty Bang Bang | September 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Why do hicks age so quickly?? And why doesn’t she have 6 kids by now…isn’t she 25? Better get on the ball Jess!!
BTW, nice saggy Tittays!!
Irene Barcelo | September 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm
oh my, she is not even pretty anymore. Nothing nor any part of her body is looking good.
abby | September 4, 2009 at 2:43 pm
What a stunning gown!!!
Penis In Her Butt | September 4, 2009 at 2:44 pm
It would have been nice if she did porn when she was 19.
abby | September 4, 2009 at 2:44 pm
love the dress, wrong bra…
Sarah | September 4, 2009 at 2:44 pm
You guys are assholes, what do you think DDs are supposed to look like when they are natural? Its called gravity. You are too used to silicone
Rick | September 4, 2009 at 2:44 pm
She’s lost a little weight, but all it’s doing is making her cans looks like half-filled sacks of plaster.
She stomach also has those weight loss flaps of loose skin fatties get when they shed a few.
Droopy | September 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm
The bigger they are the further they fall. Even fake ones boys. Gravity is not our friend.
Titty Bang Bang | September 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Um..Sarah I don’t about your saggy ass D cups but they are not supposed to touch the bottom of your navel. hahaha!! FAIL!
Jim | September 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Looks like a Down Syndrome child who climbed into her mother’s dress without realizing what was happening.
Dave ain't here, man | September 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Love the tits, hate the dress.
Jane | September 4, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Her man-face is even more mannish with her hair up.
Obvious Truth | September 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm
pic #4 is the reason she can’t keep a man, out of her mind.
i KNOW there’s more reasons but look at that expression.
diner | September 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm
That’s an insult to the waitresses at the Applebee’s near me. Being in a college town sees the benefits of attendees working summer jobs that easily put this skank to shame.
Titty Bang Bang | September 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm
BTW, why do hicks age sooo badly?? Also, shouldn’t she have 6 kids by now..she’s 25??? Get on the ball, Jess!
Droopy | September 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Oh yes Titty Bang, every single one of us will sag. I feel so sorry for you virgins that don’t know what breasts look like except for porn.
Keith | September 4, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Her beer gut is getting bigger and bigger – see pic #8 and #9. She’s losing weight in her boobs, but it’s move to her stomach. Gross.
Deacon Jones | September 4, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Was she at a casting call for a remake of “Dune”?
Drestylz | September 4, 2009 at 2:55 pm
After viewing Pic #1, I’m craving pancakes.
Io | September 4, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I’d say she’s got some national geographic boobage
Tina Lee | September 4, 2009 at 2:56 pm
You little fellows are in for a shock when you see your first real breasts aren’t you? Well, blame the media for that “let down”. Now do you understand why small is ok?
april | September 4, 2009 at 2:58 pm
you would think that someone whose has spent so much time on stage could manage to look a little less awkward on the catwalk. i did a better job for walmart when i was 11.
sunshine | September 4, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Jessica Zoolander
Randal | September 4, 2009 at 2:59 pm
What do you mean Jessica Simpson is a model NOW? Jessica has always had a beautiful face and has also been a model many times in the past, not only in magazines but also on TV.
She’s always been known for her modeling, acting and singing, FISH.
Randal
Carrie On | September 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm
That dress is so wrong for her. Papa Joe, you should not have let her out of the house like that!
Sport | September 4, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Not at all attractive, at all. In any of those pics. Blech.
RichPort's Ghost | September 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I hope her boob lift came with warranty.
sunshine | September 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Jessica Zoolander
suzeee | September 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Impossible to look good in that fugly dress. Even the hairdresser & make up artist must hate her??? I guess she never looked in the mirror before going out there or she would have put on a bra.
kels | September 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm
This chick is modeling for big sized plus women who look a lil on the manly side. Poor girl’s face looks just like her dad’s…you can always tell if a woman is attractive when she wears her up she should still look decent, but this chick’s features look more harsh with the hair up. But hey, lots of guys out there dig the manly look.
kels | September 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm
This chick is modeling for big sized plus women who look a lil on the manly side. Poor girl’s face looks just like her dad’s…you can always tell if a woman is attractive when she wears her up she should still look decent, but this chick’s features look more harsh with the hair up. But hey, lots of guys out there dig the manly look.
KS Shark | September 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm
It is not always the HICKS that age quickly, but it IS always the fair skinned, blue eyed people that go first. Sorry, it is a fact.
lizzy | September 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm
fucking tragic, wow.
her expression, her boobs.
she’s is so done.
MosesGabby | September 4, 2009 at 3:07 pm
She has got to do some curls in the gym. Really fat arms.
Name No | September 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I think this dress is by Lane Bryant.
assman | September 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm
There are times when we must quoteth the great King James:
“If I had an extra set of hands I’d give them titties 4 thumbs down. The milk’s gone bad!!!”
April | September 4, 2009 at 3:20 pm
She is beautiful and natural! Not everyone has to have a perfect body…i seriously doubt any of you writing these posts do. Look in a mirror you jerks!
fearsarewishes | September 4, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Udderly repulsive.
Norm MacDonald | September 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Jessica has the eye of an eagle, the grace of a swan, and the wisdom of an owl…ladies and gentlemen, this woman is for the birds!
Captain_Insano | September 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Caption for all pics: HEE HAW!!! HEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
BeeDiddy | September 4, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Jess is still hot….I play hid’n'seek in dem tittT’s