Jessica Simpson is a little desperate

Stallion;

The reason? Because you, my friend have a discerning ability to understand the finer nuances of my highly intellectual brand of humor. Only men of distinguished breeding and impeccable lineage demonstrate a grasp, nay, a Command of the written word, subtle and brilliant.

And you’re a Sick Fuck, like myself!

That’s it Jessie….keep your mouth open for daddy. Mmmmm…good girl!

huh. guess that grass isn’t always greener on the other side… i think she should have stayed with nick…

tranny, i came up with “deliciously cunty”, referring to osh back a few threads. glad to see i’ve amused you as well as irritated the shit outta you. my hubby said he felt a little pinprick, but then he farted, and it was gone.

It’s funny… the slightly open mouth can be a signal of sexual arousal, in which case it’s pretty hot.

However, there is a fine line between “arousal” and “fucking coming unhinged” and I do believe Ms. Simpson has stampeded right past it into “gaping dipshit”.

Anyone know how Jessica and Ashlee have oral sex?

They stand at opposite ends of the room and yell “Fuck you!”

*rimshot* Ahhh, an oldie, but a goodie.

My friends – there are 2 types of people on the short bus, the “window licker” and the “mouth breather”. I bring you the “mouth breather”.

Just make sure the windows are up on the bus – dont want another one falling out.

Can someone please send porn to my email address

ringo5150@hotmail.com

I’m bored and at work and unable to access.

Thanks

The sicker the better

101 agree, but believe it or not I don’t like to fuck when I’m sick, weed takes care of that everytime and yet still not legal, I don’t like Bush on women or as my President………

I’d do her all night long….(as long as she never spoke)

You jealous people might “say” you think Jessica is ugly but the guys love her! And yes i am a girl and not a lesbian lol but i still think she is gorgeous and a great role model to youn girls. Its great she kept her virginity until she was married and people moan that she went on & on about it, but maybe she just realised how fucked up the world is and girls need to be preached to these days!

A fucking idiot a role model for young girls?

#14-by personality do you mean neurotic, whiny spoiled brat?

yes its great she kept her virginity until she was married at 22-and divorced 3 years later. you are a fucking moron. thats what happens, these girls realize they actually want to have sex with someone other than their husband for their entire lives. it doesnt count if you get divorced like she did. go back to thumping your bible in church.

She is NOT a role model, her daddy made her exploit herself as a “pop” singer, by capitalizing on her largest “asset”, her TITS!
It’s the same shit with Britney Spears…like you’d want young girls to be running around half naked, washing cars in their itty bitty bikinis when they’re 16…I DON’T THINK SO!

#110 You need to get a life or wake up. I saw the fact that you wrote almost the same thing about Paris Hilton. If these stars were to see you on the street they would not even say “HI”, or look at you. And if you were to go up to them for an autograph, they would probably tell you where to stick your pen if the press was not around. Which would probably piss you off pretty bad, and relize how fake and greedy these people are. Hey #110 do realize that Mickey Mouse is a cartoon character?!?! Whatever!!!

@58, she looks like Hillary Swank in that picture.

Actually #113 i’ve never set foot in a church.

And #115 sorry to burst your bubble but i know some of these girls and they are not fake, unlike some people *coff*

@117 let me guess, you are about 14 years old, am I right?

# 110 So, I guess you do know that Mickey Mouse is a cartoon character, how is puberty?? Have you shaved your legs for the first time yet? I did not realize that you knew someone if you looked at a couple of their pictures in People’s teen magazine.Do these girls know that you know them or that you are their friend??? Like I said before you need to wake up and get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually i’m almost 20 and well developed thanks v. much. And i’m pretty sure these girls know i’m their freind considering they call me every week. Losers.

If you call theese girls every week then why the hell are you hanging out on this gossip page anyway, if you know so much about them. And if you are so friendly with them and so pretty then how come your picture isn’t on these pages with them. I think you are a big liar and loser. Who brags about being a superstar’s friend on a gossip page!!!!!! I think there is a little denial going on.

xannax, so so sorry, didn’t mean to offend. We love and admire you girls so much. We are just all so obese and jealous. Now be a good girl and go take your meds.

I love these site cos it’s funny seeing the pathetic stuff you guys write. Like Jess actually cares what you think!

Like we care what you think, you want to talk loser you actually believe you friends with these girls, I mean you are one scary chick!!!!! Maybe should let the police know you are friends with these you STALKER. If you know these girls personally tell us something that no one else knows about each if you are so chummy, and if you did not care about what we think, why do you keep coming back this page and responding to us. Better yet why don’t you get “Jess” to respond back to us!!! See you in Stalkerville baby!!!

i fucking hate scalpers…and YOUR mom

those diamonds are fucking huge.

Desperate to look like the Joker?

Well done Jessica, success at last!

I think she looks good. Maybe yall are just jealous. :p